My Neighbour drives me to murderous intent

[FPtje]

I have reasons to assume you're Dutch. If you are I would most definitely recommend this:

[url]http://www.rtl.nl/programma/bonjemetdeburen/home/[/url]

Solve neighbour fights on TV!
Send them a mail and have John and Natasja shut their mouthes.

[Nenghis]

Give her an animal as an "apology".
Then murder it after she has started loving it.

[wildwill]

Start an internet blog about her and take lots of photos and videos documenting them. Then send her the link.

[Cyrex]

Shoot her with a bolt action rifle with a fragmentation bullet, impossible to trace, just get rid of the rifle afterwards.

[johanz]

[QUOTE=Nenghis;20832335]Give her an animal as an "apology".
Then murder it after she has started loving it.[/QUOTE]
She'll eat it.

[adamater]

Follow her around and have a cellphone in your hand held up to your ear, and pretend to tell your friends how stupid she is.

[Leon]

Make your own silenced pistol that fires subsonic ice bullets.
Untraceable.

[BrQ]

Cake of course, put something nasty/hot (non dangerous) in the half of the cake, and the other half should just be normal. Make sure you can find out which side is the nasty, and which side is the normal one.

Go to her and tell her she was right all along, that you were really dumb and that this was all because your girlfriend decided to break up or something and give her the cake. If she says 'yeah right, you take the first piece of cake' you take the clean part.

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[QUOTE=adamater;20832488]Follow her around and have a cellphone in your hand held up to your ear, and pretend to tell your friends how stupid she is.[/QUOTE]

Also, this

[Hoboharry]

Don't shoot her, that'll just cover you in acid :buddy:

[m0wo]

Shit on her doorstep.

[NorthernFall]

Molotov cocktails

[Ryzo]

Put her details on /b/, yes it's a last resort but she deserves it.

[Stupideye]

[QUOTE=Ryzo;20833299]Put her details on /b/, yes it's a last resort but she deserves it.[/QUOTE]
This. Put some suggestive pictures of young boys/girls and say you are looking for someone to talk to, then put her phone number.

[Ban Evasion Alt]

[QUOTE=Leon;20832517]Make your own silenced pistol that fires subsonic [b]ice bullets[/b].
Untraceable.[/QUOTE]

Do this, explosions can't melt or shatter ice, hell in Canada some people make entire guns out of ice. :downs:

[Mercenary-]

[QUOTE=Ban Evasion Alt;20833860]Do this, explosions can't melt or shatter ice, hell in Canada some people make entire guns out of ice. :downs:[/QUOTE]

In Canada.

[Kaelnukem]

[QUOTE=Ryzo;20833299]Put her details on /b/, yes it's a last resort but she deserves it.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpVinjnW5CY[/url]

That sounds so awesome, but I think she'll go to my house after a while :O

[PirateMax]

Fuck yeah dutch music
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yOSwTWb__I[/media]

[meowmynips]

[QUOTE=PirateMax;20834146]Fuck yeah dutch music
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yOSwTWb__I[/media][/QUOTE]

GOD WHY DID I CLICK THAT

/off topic saying

Get a bunch of CD's that are cheap and have nothing on them. Proceed to throw them at her windows.

[Ban Evasion Alt]

[QUOTE=Mercenary-;20834007]In Canada.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://imgkk.com/i/5NWZiV.png[/img]

[Jimmg]

[QUOTE=Ban Evasion Alt;20834210][img ]http://imgkk.com/i/5NWZiV.png[/ img][/QUOTE]
Considering Canada is part of North America they're Americans too.

[GlennMan]

[QUOTE=PirateMax;20834146]Fuck yeah dutch music
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]

[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=1yOSwTWb__I[/URL]

[/QUOTE]
I hate Dutch music with passion.
I am Dutch myself by the way.

[Ban Evasion Alt]

[QUOTE=Jimmg;20834275]Considering Canada is part of North America they're Americans too.[/QUOTE]

You missed the reference.

[Jimmg]

[QUOTE=Ban Evasion Alt;20834300]You missed the reference.[/QUOTE]
Twas' a good movie.

[Ban Evasion Alt]

[QUOTE=Jimmg;20834309]Twas' a good movie.[/QUOTE]

It's not a movie.

[Zoook]

[QUOTE=errington07;20832702]Shit on her doorstep.[/QUOTE]
Every day. Make sure no one else knows about it If you are ever confronted by anyone from that house, deny it, then shit in a bucket every day for a week then pour it on her doorstep.

Repeat as needed.

[Jimmg]

[QUOTE=Ban Evasion Alt;20834332]It's not a movie.[/QUOTE]
I'm now profoundly confused.

[catch33]

Send her disgusting things in the mail, like your semen for example. And sign up her house for all kinds of free junk mail.

[Tommy]

shot herself

[Kaelnukem]

[QUOTE=Tommy;20834387]shot herself[/QUOTE]

And lose durability? No thank you.

[Leg of Doom]

Get her pregnant that'll really fuck her up