[QUOTE=Identity;20831945]Poison a box of Twinkies. Correct me if I'm wrong FP, but I think fat bitches love Twinkies. Or, bake her a cake. Hell, I'll send you that Lethal Ingestion hot sauce. That way, you can listen to the agony of her bowel tract being set ablaze by Indian spices.
Win.[/QUOTE]
This man is the king of getting back at fat nosy bitches
Walk around the neightborhood in a suit, at night.
Egg her house, it'll make you feel better
This is not one of those do-it-for-teh-lulz thingys. It -will- make you feel better
and not like they'll have any proof
At night go in a inject her with so much fat she blows up
[B]Serious IDEA below.[/B]
Purchase a loudspeaker and then get any surounding neighbours to sign a petition saying she is disruptive. Next time you hear ze boomer next door being loud use the megaphone and say things like "i wish that fat bitch next door would loose some weight". This will result in 2 things.
1. Embassment and she shuts up (doubtful).
2. She comes over and is pissed, you call the cops and say she is being a nuisance (show them the petition).
Alternatively just get the signatures and show the cops. They may do something.
Sign her up for the military and all the spam you can find. My cousin did that to his sister and recruiters didn't stop calling her for months.
Get some speakers like the above guy said, and find a few mp3's of a dying rabbit call for hunting vermin. Play it nonstop, of course after warning your neighbors and telling them of your intent.
[QUOTE=phill977;20831019]Imagine all that extra skin.
Yum yum yum[/QUOTE]
more cushion for the push in.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;20837048]more cushion for the push in.[/QUOTE]
You'd kick your dog of it, the boomer image does her too kind. If I manage to make a picture ill post it here.
Just flip out on her. Scream in her fucking face. Call her a dumb fat cunt, etc. It'll feel good and you won't get arrested for it.
[QUOTE=Kylel999;20837298]Just flip out on her. Scream in her fucking face. Call her a dumb fat cunt, etc. It'll feel good and you won't get arrested for it.[/QUOTE]
But that's not how I like to do things, the guys that suggested to let her get spammed with calls from 4chan that's more my cup of soup.
Do it and post the thread on here. I will call and ask for Battletoads myself.
I say spray paint something like "fat bitch" on her house and cuss her the fuck out when you see her. Maybe throw some eggs too, at her
I am living in an apartment with a 2 inch thick wall between me and the neighbors. The neighbors are a bunch of bums that are all living together and are constantly drunk. This one girl is ALWAYS saying "EY JEFF COMMER AND LOOKIE HERE AT DIS" but he never comes. DAMN YOU JEFF
Little update: I forgot to mention that my dad went to their house as well to get some answers why she was insulting his son and why she can't believe. Her husband opened the door and my dad said he looked like ''Not this shit again woman'' While Boomer was singing loudly ''sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me''
We have come to the conclusion that she has some sort of problem.
About the 4chan thing, I would do it BUT seeing how the police has gotten rather handy with internet and in the Netherlands the internet provider keeps your stuff for 3 months to 6 in their database.
In other words if they would make some work out of it then there's a big chance I'm fucked.
So any suggestions?
[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;20837690]So any suggestions?[/QUOTE]
Do it in a pc cafe?
Get a restraining order on her.
yes, /b/ really is the internet hate machine. if you could get really personal details (not just her name and address), then this might be useful, if not, throwing eggs won't help you and neither would violence, as satisfying as they may feel at the time.
i recommend giving her a taste of her own medicine. she says "you should go to barber" you say (in helpful friendly voice) "you need to lose some weight, it's not healthy, maybe one of those reality tv shows would help you, they always have people like you", tell her you calm down she may have heart attack, give her contact details of psychiatrist, mention how nice and beautiful the other woman was (didn't you say Polish woman was there before her?) and pretend you saw Polish woman with her husband recently, if there is no other woman, imply that there is, like ask her who the hot younger woman is that her hubby has been spending time with whenever he's out of the house, act like there is something wrong with her kids by giving backhanded compliment (say something positive and negative at the same time eg it's good they have confidence in spite of his / her academic / social problems), tell her the kids do something she wouldn't like (smoke, sneak out at night), even pretend you are secretly friends with them - sounds like she'd hate that. If she has no kids say how sorry you are that she's can't have any, that the Lord works in mysterious ways (as though God chose for her not to have kids), ask whose is the dog / cat / whatever her pet is, why does it always come to your house for food / hang out to be patted? have a dig at her job (if she has one), if not, ask innocently why she doesn't work, doesn't she feel bad not to contribute to the household? basically give her something to worry about other than you and your family.
Just be laid back and smug when she's trying to insult you. Maybe chuckle a bit to yourself. If she's doing it to get a reaction out of you, then that's the best solution.
terminate her
[QUOTE=Occlusion;20837716]Do it in a pc cafe?[/QUOTE]
nice. but get really personal details first, not just name and address. may need to go through her garbage to get some real dirt. and post video of her shouting her craziness.
[editline]05:36AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Occlusion;20836717][B]Serious IDEA below.[/B]
Purchase a loudspeaker and then get any surounding neighbours to sign a petition saying she is disruptive. Next time you hear ze boomer next door being loud use the megaphone and say things like "i wish that fat bitch next door would loose some weight". This will result in 2 things.
1. Embassment and she shuts up (doubtful).
2. She comes over and is pissed, you call the cops and say she is being a nuisance (show them the petition).
Alternatively just get the signatures and show the cops. They may do something.[/QUOTE]
i like your thinking. this could work. i agree number 1 won't happen tho.
[editline]05:45AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;20837690]Little update: I forgot to mention that my dad went to their house as well to get some answers why she was insulting his son and why she can't believe. Her husband opened the door and my dad said he looked like ''Not this shit again woman'' While Boomer was singing loudly ''sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me''
We have come to the conclusion that she has some sort of problem.
About the 4chan thing, I would do it BUT seeing how the police has gotten rather handy with internet and in the Netherlands the internet provider keeps your stuff for 3 months to 6 in their database.
In other words if they would make some work out of it then there's a big chance I'm fucked.
So any suggestions?[/QUOTE]
is she prudish? would she get embarrassed if you started saying you had been acting like this, avoiding her and staying home because you were attracted to her, stand really close to her, pretend you wanted her & want her to put on leather S&M gear and stuff? if she agreed you'd have some photos you could keep. or if you just asked her if she'd ever done any of that, if she goes to red light districts (i hear Amsterdam's got some kinky clubs), been a swinger. just come out with some of that when she starts, would that work?
Throw animal semen at her house.
Send her info to me, I can post shit on the internet without being called by the cops and shit.
[editline]10:24PM[/editline]
:butt:
blow her car up
people probably think I'm kidding
OP doesn't know how to cope with anger? Start off with pranks and a video recorder.
[QUOTE=darnok;20837983]Just be laid back and smug when she's trying to insult you. Maybe chuckle a bit to yourself. If she's doing it to get a reaction out of you, then that's the best solution.[/QUOTE]
This is my default reaction to people who don't like me or are just trying to start something. People who want a fight just get bored and give up, people who hate me get pretty pissed off when they can't insult me.
In all seriousness, the first thing you should do is talk to her asking her to respect your family. If she complies, good! no need for RPGs or timed explosives. If it doesn't:
[QUOTE=wutanggrenad;20839163]blow her car up[/QUOTE]
Next time she insults you tell her to stop being such a bitch. She's rude, I don't see why it warrants revenge or anything.
Take a shit in her [b]fucking chimney[/b].
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