[QUOTE=KingKombat;20839741]Take a shit in her [b]fucking chimney[/b].[/QUOTE]
fuck yeas.
Kill al' sons a bitches.
Light her house on fire. Or push her over a ledge.
To answer a lot of questions, she's a sexoholic and her husband as well (Or he just uses her wife as a sex toy in dire situations) She has a lot of bastard children spread over the entire province I live, One time I came back from home and she was washing her windows in her bathing suit (back then she was quite fat, you would've probably vomited) She isn't that fat any more as I mentioned before (Still ugly as fuck though) I wasn't planning to do anything physical cause I dislike jail and yes I can control my anger pretty well but this has been going on for 1 or 2 years now and this just made me explode.
Also I've decided to see how things go, let her forgot about everything and casually wait for something to happen again. Then ill post the stuff on 4chan and ill get a good week of laughter out of it.
Forgot to mention what the police said, apparently you don't need any evidence for things like these but seeing we were a bit late to call we decided to just keep it at asking questions to the police instead of asking for a team to fuck her shit up.
At least your neighbor didn't kill all 3 of your dogs..........and the person still lives next to you
You know, if you need a more constructive reason for getting her out of the neighbourhood, I suggest you subtly annoy her until the day she reacts like you, close to exploding. Her case, however, I assume she would in fact explode. If she starts harming you or destroying any of your property you just need to let her do her thing while you quietly walk back inside and call the cops.
Restraining order?
[QUOTE=noctune9;20831178]Hire Lankist as your lawyer and SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE[/QUOTE]
Best idea in this thread.
Call the cops for a public disturbance. If she's being loud enough to hear you can call the cops for that.
end her
get 4chan on her :D
Find out if your other neighbours are pestered by her shenanigans.
If you really want to stir some shit up, start some rumors of your own :v:
[QUOTE=Cyrex;20832395]Shoot her with a bolt action rifle with a fragmentation bullet, impossible to trace, just get rid of the rifle afterwards.[/QUOTE]
seems youve done that sort of thing before.......
Make it look like an electrical fault.
Some people have psychological problems that cause them to act like douchebags.
If this lady seems like a rational person, then you should feel pissed. If it's someone who's just fucked in the head (sounds like it) , then there's no reason to get worked up about it.
Best bet is to be as passive about it as possible. What do you really have to win here?
[QUOTE=dvondrake;20846793]Can't you get a restraining order? Or just be like "get off mah lawn?"[/QUOTE]
Apartment? Probably not much lawn if any.
Molotovs.
[QUOTE=gameplaya89;20847607]Molotovs.[/QUOTE]
That combined with your avatar made me laugh so much.
[QUOTE=Metanoia;20846787]Some people have psychological problems that cause them to act like douchebags.
If this lady seems like a rational person, then you should feel pissed. If it's someone who's just fucked in the head (sounds like it) , then there's no reason to get worked up about it.
Best bet is to be as passive about it as possible. What do you really have to win here?[/QUOTE]
I have no idea if she really has a condition or if she's just a dumb woman who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
But this has been going on for a while and if she won't look for help or being send to someone who can help then the means justify the cause. She can't live in the assumption that you can say everything without anyone responding to you, that will only motivate her sadistic needs.
You said she plays obnoxious music? Play something she'd hate even louder. Everything she does, one-up her.
[QUOTE=mynames2long;20830962]Kill the bitch.[/QUOTE]
Wrap her house in plastic wrap a few times so she dies of her own stench.
[quote=muffen;20858981][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjrmvxgjdlq[/media][/quote]
this right here!
[QUOTE=Muffen;20858981][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrMvXGjdLQ[/media][/QUOTE]
I would so do this if it weren't for the fact that our doors open to the outside and on the inside.
[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;20863350]I would so do this if it weren't for the fact that our doors open to the outside and on the inside.[/QUOTE]
Worth a shot isn't it?
[QUOTE=Kawaii;20863377]Worth a shot isn't it?[/QUOTE]
It will just cause to make the it wet in front of the door, it won't reproduce any fun.
[QUOTE=Muffen;20858981][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrMvXGjdLQ[/media][/QUOTE]
I fucking cried tears of joy.
Oh and you could (if its cold) do that, that way it'd freeze and then she'd slip, therefore resulting in her death.
I'm digging that folk song..
Ok I have been a little bit dumb, our doors actually do go inside. So I am going to steal one of the containers from our neighbours and then pull the prank. Be prepared for incoming epicness.
@payne IV:
He is also so famous that he got his own underwear line, he was or still is on every bus stop dressed like this:
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H4Lv4ssS83g/SxJVwZdi0VI/AAAAAAAAHb4/v3LE5mfyTFU/s1600/o3928-image.jpg[/img]
Buy a metric tonne of BB's , a long tube and whilst in the dead of the night or other sneaky time put tube from your 2nd story window to their 1st story window and put metric tonne of BB's in there and if the police are asses buy shotgun shells and empty the BB's out of them so they cant trace the purchases back to you and burn the tube. no evidence will be left and they couldnt prove it.
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