[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;20866692]Ok I have been a little bit dumb, our doors actually do go inside. So I am going to steal one of the containers from our neighbours and then pull the prank. Be prepared for incoming epicness.[/QUOTE]
Awesome.
Also my dad suggested to paint bomb their windows white on new year, have I told you how much I love my dad?
Whatever shenanigans you decide to do, make sure you record it.
Throw rocks through the window. Notes attached would be nice.
Tamper with her car or something valuable to her.
Or scare the shit out of her somehow.
Remember LEAVE NO FINGERPRINTS FOR GOD'S SAKE.
The police might shake their heads but she is gonna be hysteric enough to force them into investigating this case properly. If you record it, make sure everyone in the video have their face blurred out - super important. If you wanna pull a prank, make sure nothing can get you back legally.
Next time she starts talking shit, tell her "Atleast I don't need liposuction."
Not all that good, but it would make me proud to do.
Let lose your anger and you will feel better.
Punch something.
When she said you were gay, you should've said "Oh really? Why don't I show my motherfucking porn collection, and then you'll think I'm gay."
[QUOTE=Aurora93;20873854]When she said you were gay, you should've said "Oh really? Why don't I show my motherfucking porn collection, and then you'll think I'm gay."[/QUOTE]
I said with a smile that it it's that you can just do in this country so why should you be ashamed if you were, she moved to the topic insult very quick.
Put something in the locks on her house/car/both (Gum, building foam, anything)
Buy some fish and hide it close to the house so it stinks the fat whore out (hell, put some through the letter box)
Tell her shes fat?
Don't do anything stupid or prank her. That will only justify her gossip and make it much harder to get other neighbors on your side.
Wow, she really does sound like a bitch.
But the best you can do is try to ignore her, and if that doesnt work you can always do the whole "Posion her with a Lethal Injection Hot Sauce twinkie"
I wonder if enough of that hot sauce will kill you...
Thank you for the new way to covertly kill people FP, one that i'll never use.
[QUOTE=richard9311;20874477]Don't do anything stupid or prank her. That will only justify her gossip and make it much harder to get other neighbors on your side.[/QUOTE]
The people that live close to her already think she's a huge cunt, I just want to teach her a little lesson of courtesy.
[QUOTE=mak364;20831065]take a dump through her letter box[/QUOTE]
This man is a professional you should listen to him.
Spray "Fat ass!" on the side or the front of her house with a spray can.
[QUOTE=Muffen;20858981] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]
[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=CJrMvXGjdLQ[/URL]
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Oh god, that was awesome!
Give her a right hook in the puss.
dont kill her you will go to jail
[QUOTE=S1N1337;20881483]kill her and dont get caught so you dont go to jail[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
If she's on your property then kick her.
go to a public phone booth and call her again and again saying that she's a fat bitch who needs to eat a salad in a completely monotone voice.
yes.
1. Buy a few mice (they're cheap, make sure to get males and females)
2. Make a hole in her wall/roof.
3. Place mice in hole.
4. Let nature take care of the rest.
Best I could think of.
WAit for a REALLY hot day, then when she get out, expload eggs ALL over the house. Let em dry. It will smell like shit and she'll need to was the whole house for HOURS =D
Just call the cops for disturbance.
[QUOTE=Leon;20832517]Make your own silenced pistol that fires subsonic ice bullets.
Untraceable.[/QUOTE]
mythbusters did it, mythbusters did it!
it doesn't work.
[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;20866692]Ok I have been a little bit dumb, our doors actually do go inside. So I am going to steal one of the containers from our neighbours and then pull the prank. Be prepared for incoming epicness.[/QUOTE]
Don't do it. It's going to ruin the floor and if anything, you'll just be fucking over everyone else in that house, and who's going to pay for it? Do you think she's capable of holding a job?
[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;20830896]Maybe this isn't the right place to type it but I really to calm myself down so that I won't go back to the gates of hell.
So facepunch, is there a way I can get her to shut up but not spending jail time? My dad wanted to call the cops, but I don't think they can do anything. And I really really don't like spending a few years in jail.
/rant[/QUOTE]
My neighbours are ASSHOLES too.
Do they have a pool? If so, put rancid milk in it [best done a few days before a predicted heatwave]. Pool goes all white and murky, and if you're lucky it will drown out the chlorine and allow algae to profilerate.
Do they have fake grass or real grass?
Fake: Buy a handheld blowtorch. In the deadest of dead night, go out and burn in a message/image of your choice.
Real but unkempt: cover lawn with weed killer.
Real and flawless: Find weed-seeds ['bindies' and dandelions work well] and scatter the fuckers throughout their lawn.
Do they have a car? If so, how easy is it to gain access to the fuel tank?
If you can EVER get into their fuel tank, put a humbug [type of candy. also can be called 'bulls-eyes'] in the tank. = fucked car
Those are some of the pranks i'd pull on the fuckers, i did the milk one to my neighbors. They knocked at our door, but we didn't answer, and they can't do shit all about it other than change the entire pool water.
buy some hamburgers and fill them with laxatives then give them to her and say your sorry and you shouldnt have yelled at her and got angry then just wait for the show to start
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