Kick her ass!
Build a machine to kick her ass!
BUILD AN EMPIRE TO FUND THE MACHINE TO KICK HER ASS!!!
Walk to her house say hello then bam! knife her!
Oh and then shit on her just so if she survives she will still be twice as pissed
Oh my god I can't wait to see the "footage" :v:
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I am sorry but what the fuck bro.
Tell her something really deep, and make it go right over her head like:
im sorry that we have inconvenienced you in such a way you are complaining, but i may also point out that if you try your best at calming down, we will do our best to please you in the best intent. And so on. Then at the end call her a nasty fat bitch give her the finger and slam the door in her face, because guess what. its legal, she was on your property she was trespassing.
Love the music.
Start playing rock music or some shit like that
Hope she isn't even crazier when she comes back. If she is, go through this thread for ideas.
[QUOTE=phill977;20830974]Get the picture of the skinny boomer, print it out and give it to her and say "I drew a picture of you :3:"[/QUOTE]
Dear god that's laughably a good idea
[QUOTE=deathmog;20837017]Get some speakers like the above guy said, and find a few mp3's of a dying rabbit call for hunting vermin. Play it nonstop, of course after warning your neighbors and telling them of your intent.[/QUOTE]
or play the vuvuzela
I think I like this dutch folk.
"My murderous intent drives me to Neighbour"
:v:
[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;22787925]A lot has happened after all that.
She abused her mentally handicapped son so that she could get the money on his account, a friend of hers came and saw her slap the kid and she threatened to beat her up if she wouldn't stop abusing the kid. Neighbour grabbed a knife and pointed it at the friend, the friend slapped her head and stomped her into the wall 3 times.
That resulted into the son being taken away from her and she will never see a dime of the guy's account, they also called the police and made a report about it. If wikipedia is correct this means she got 15000 euros worth of fines.
And the icing on the cake, on night the ambulance came and she was submitted for 5 days. The most peaceful week ever. Turns out she became skinny boomer because she stopped eating and she was killing herself.
With the WK going on I'm planning to explode a huge party cylinder that spreads all kind of shit in their yard.
When ill get my new cellphone in July ill be trying to get some footage of wacky bitch.[/QUOTE]
What in the fuck
She tried to mug her mentally handicapped son?
Fucking shoot her in the foot man
[QUOTE=Ryxypo;20830976]Just tell her how no one likes her and that she's a noisy bitch and everyone wishes she would just keel over and die. That'll give her a hint.[/QUOTE]
I think it would probably just reinforce the whole "You all are fuckheads" thing she's got going on.
I dont see whats wrong with the oh nevermind, just got into the middle of that song and it sucks
Bang her door and run
Call the police if she does any more, get an ASBO slapped on her (or whatever the American equivalent is). Glad to know it's worked out for now though.
If she persists then authorities will investigate further.
I have a bitch living next door to me. one day i flipped and said " if you dont fuck off im gonna grab my metal bat and swing it and make your face inside out " Try What i said on her
Watch a ton of detective movies/shows then create a sophisticated plan to kill this chick.
Post results.
[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;22793946]skinny boomer bitch sign
do it
Answer: I am considering all kinds of stuff, problem is the bitch is crazy so I don't know what will happen. I also live with my parents and I don't want my mom living in agony, she is pretty terrified as it as of her.
Just look her in the face and say what you feel like saying. Tell her to shut the fuck up.
Answer: tried that, resulted in going to the police because of her potty mouth.
Buy one of this motherfuckers :
And lock him in her house. Be sure that the dog is untrained. Maximum violence.
Answer: I guarantee you, I'm far more brutal than any dog if I were in a room alone with her and with no consequences whatsoever.
If it only were for the soul reason that her voice wakes me up, my freaking alarm is a voice that makes me so damn aggressive that it wakes me up.[/QUOTE]
Dude.
Dude
Does she have a car cause I have an idea that would probably push her over breaking point and make her snap.
Buy a pit bull puppy, train it as a sleeper agent. Give it to her.
That shit that those anti whalers throw on the whaler ships, buy some outside of the town/district and then you know what to do.
There are now 2 people she drove to murderous intent:
1. Me
2. Her husband
The husband went nuts when she was talking about an ex of her that couldn't put out, while the husband was sitting next to her. After that she threw a friend that visited them out of the house and that really pushed the husband over the line and he went ballistic. Husband then threw her out of the house and didn't let it her in for over an half an hour.
My dad called the cops and 2 cop cars arrived with 4 police officers, sadly she already was in the house again. 2 police officers entered and after 10 minutes they were gone again. Fingers crossed he will do what I won't do.
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Does the police take things like these seriously? Cause she's just asking for a good falcon punch.[/QUOTE]
Yes
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Seriously this breaks quite a few noise and antisocial laws. I hope she dies extremely painfully.
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[QUOTE=Skelmech;20875009]
I wonder if enough of that hot sauce will kill you...
Thank you for the new way to covertly kill people FP, one that i'll never use.[/QUOTE]
Can cause anaphylactic shock and close the airways up.
I have wanted to do this for a while but I'm a bit paranoid so ill just explain what the idea is: I want to post her phone number on 4chan faking that she is a cumdumpster. The problem is that in the netherlands internet providers can keep your internet data for quite a while. How likely is that I'm fucked if I do that. And would it help if I used a proxy, if yes which one should I use?
[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;23436202]I have wanted to do this for a while but I'm a bit paranoid so ill just explain what the idea is: I want to post her phone number on 4chan faking that she is a cumdumpster. The problem is that in the netherlands internet providers can keep your internet data for quite a while. How likely is that I'm fucked if I do that. And would it help if I used a proxy, if yes which one should I use?[/QUOTE]
would probaly help if you used a proxy, however im no wizard.
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