[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;52679912]If you don't smoke weed or at least haven't tried it, you are a pussy.
If you don't drink, you are a pussy.
If you aren't at least 200 lbs, you aren't a man.
If you've never been in a fistfight, you aren't a man.[/QUOTE]
:thinking:
If you are a vegan you are a cuck
if you constantly compare modern political news and developments to your children's fiction you deserve a kidney punch
[QUOTE=udontnome78;52679054]Amnesiac is Radiohead's best album.[/QUOTE]
That album is too much of a mixed bag, the first half is great tho, Knives Out, I Might Be Wrong and Pyramid Song are easily in my top 10 RH songs.
For me, In Rainbows is their best work. :trumpet:
[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;52679912]If you don't smoke weed or at least haven't tried it, you are a pussy.
If you don't drink, you are a pussy.
If you aren't at least 200 lbs, you aren't a man.
If you've never been in a fistfight, you aren't a man.[/QUOTE]
I'm over 200 pounds because I'm a fat fuck but hey at least I'm a man AMIRITE
[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;52679912]If you don't smoke weed or at least haven't tried it, you are a pussy.
If you don't drink, you are a pussy.
If you aren't at least 200 lbs, you aren't a man.
If you've never been in a fistfight, you aren't a man.[/QUOTE]
how come you didn't include "If you haven't been laid, you aren't a man" ?
If you haven't succed a dick you aren't a man
If you don't give your manfriend rimmies you aren't a man
If you don't marry your man you aren't a man
[QUOTE=Carlito;52680162]If you haven't succed a dick you aren't a man
If you don't give your manfriend rimmies you aren't a man
If you don't marry your man you aren't a man[/QUOTE]
fuck straight people they're all sissy FUCKERS not real men
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;52679683]Raditude is one of my favorite Weezer albums[/QUOTE]
Can't Stop Partying is the best song they've ever done.
[QUOTE=Clovis;52680232]Haha the jokes on you kid, you posted on facepunch![/QUOTE]
if u havent jerked it at least once to that pic of garry's dick you arent a man
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;52678322]Westworld > Game of Thrones
Sooo much more characterization and a kickass soundtrack to boot[/QUOTE]
I felt the latter half of the first Westworld season started to drag. I liked the finale though, so I'm excited for the next one. It probably also seemed to drag because so many people saw [sp]William = Man in Black[/sp] coming.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;52678391]My sister and I like dabbing and using the word cuck between each other just to be silly.[/QUOTE]
jfc this is unpopular opinions not shit you'd like to confess- post that immoral shit there
[QUOTE=Clovis;52680232]Haha the jokes on you kid, you posted on facepunch![/QUOTE]
Been here since I was 12, on some real goon shit
Lemme amend my post:
If you haven't fucked a chick to the point where she can't walk, you aren't a man
Also on a more serious note
most of facepunch is a bunch of faggy liberal crossdressers with depression issues and a lack of common sense.
If you have a anime avatar you should kill yourself
[editline]14th September 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;52680133]how come you didn't include "If you haven't been laid, you aren't a man" ?[/QUOTE]
Because it should be self-explanatory, and so what if you get laid? Congrats lol, I know a bunch of dudes who get ass who I would never consider a man.
If you put pussy on a pedestal, you are a pussy
[editline]14th September 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;52680106]I'm over 200 pounds because I'm a fat fuck but hey at least I'm a man AMIRITE[/QUOTE]
"for some reason I keep looking at /r/the_Donald just to see what the other side is up to
it completely destroys my day every time, i don't know why I do it, the trash they spout is so hateful it makes me cry
I don't know why I do it"
fuck is wrong with you
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitposting and flaming - Shit history" - Reagy))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;52681494]Been here since I was 12, on some real goon shit
Lemme amend my post:
If you haven't fucked a chick to the point where she can't walk, you aren't a man
Also on a more serious note
most of facepunch is a bunch of faggy liberal crossdressers with depression issues and a lack of common sense.
If you have a anime avatar you should kill yourself
[editline]14th September 2017[/editline]
Because it should be self-explanatory, and so what if you get laid? Congrats lol, I know a bunch of dudes who get ass who I would never consider a man.
If you put pussy on a pedestal, you are a pussy
[editline]14th September 2017[/editline]
"for some reason I keep looking at /r/the_Donald just to see what the other side is up to
it completely destroys my day every time, i don't know why I do it, the trash they spout is so hateful it makes me cry
I don't know why I do it"
fuck is wrong with you[/QUOTE]
is this suicide by mod
[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;52681494]"for some reason I keep looking at /r/the_Donald just to see what the other side is up to
it completely destroys my day every time, i don't know why I do it, the trash they spout is so hateful it makes me cry
I don't know why I do it"
fuck is wrong with you[/QUOTE]
fuck does that have to do with the fucking thread
[editline]14th September 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;52681494]most of facepunch is a bunch of faggy liberal crossdressers with depression issues and a lack of common sense.[/QUOTE]
It's a good thing we also have narcissistic reactionary cunts to even it out.
im gay
[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;52681494]Been here since I was 12, on some real goon shit
Lemme amend my post:
If you haven't fucked a chick to the point where she can't walk, you aren't a man
Also on a more serious note
most of facepunch is a bunch of faggy liberal crossdressers with depression issues and a lack of common sense.
If you have a anime avatar you should kill yourself
[editline]14th September 2017[/editline]
Because it should be self-explanatory, and so what if you get laid? Congrats lol, I know a bunch of dudes who get ass who I would never consider a man.
If you put pussy on a pedestal, you are a pussy
[editline]14th September 2017[/editline]
"for some reason I keep looking at /r/the_Donald just to see what the other side is up to
it completely destroys my day every time, i don't know why I do it, the trash they spout is so hateful it makes me cry
I don't know why I do it"
fuck is wrong with you[/QUOTE]
So... How does body weight make you a man?
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;52681540]is this suicide by mod[/QUOTE]
It is unpopular opinions so he's free to post this all he wants.
Or been in a fight? Like seriously, why?
[QUOTE=Ghost_Nixon;52681551]It is unpopular opinions so he's free to post this all he wants.[/QUOTE]
I don't see how bringing up other users' post history is relevant to the thread or even considered an opinion.
[QUOTE=Ghost_Nixon;52681551]It is unpopular opinions so he's free to post this all he wants.[/QUOTE]
this thread has had its fair share of bans for bad posting
some of these opinions are unpopular for a reason
gotta silence opinions that are incorrect, right babe?
If you've never installed Gentoo, you aren't a real man
[QUOTE=_Axel;52681557]I don't see how bringing up other users' post history is relevant to the thread or even considered an opinion.[/QUOTE]
Thats true, but I wasn't talking about that part which is a bonkers thing to do.
What do you get from being a "man"? Like, what does it do?
[QUOTE=gokiyono;52681569]What do you get from being a "man"? Like, what does it do?[/QUOTE]
Bragging rights on the internet so you can cope with your own insecurities.
Actually your penis becomes huge and you get the right to never shut up about things.
[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;52681494]If you have a anime avatar you should kill yourself[/QUOTE]
Bleach Qeef for Mod 2017
I know this shit might fall under kink shaming and all, but if I'm aware that you got caught cheating on somebody I automatically think a lot less of you.
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;52681566]If you've never installed Gentoo, you aren't a real man[/QUOTE]
I actually use Ubuntu. The distro for sissies and women.
Actually none of the above, it's involves having testosterone and a logically working brain and penchant for shitposting
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