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Ketchup is the carton wine of sauces

[QUOTE=SIRIUS;53088372]Yeah, a lot of stereotypical macho BS in there[/QUOTE] is it really macho BS to not want another man to fuck your wife while you watch

[QUOTE=Topzombie;53088493]Ketchup is the carton wine of sauces[/QUOTE] That’s not unpopular, that’s the general consensus

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;53088097]Sandwiches need two pieces of bread, fucking hell folks this shit is NOT COMPLICATED[/QUOTE] What about sub sandwiches?

[QUOTE=Bathtub;53088755]is it really macho BS to not want another man to fuck your wife while you watch[/QUOTE] like i'm definitely not into it personally but even the idea of swinging is better than that for one, it's not one sided. cuckoldry is literally based in humiliation, the goal is to find a more masculine man to fuck your wife and you're supposed to enjoy that i'm a pretty vanilla guy but it's just the weirdest fetish to me

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;53088760]That’s not unpopular, that’s the general consensus[/QUOTE] Most people eat ketchup tho' Even thinking about this stuff makes me gag

[QUOTE=Bathtub;53088755]is it really macho BS to not want another man to fuck your wife while you watch[/QUOTE] Yes because it effects in you no way whatsoever. "what? some consenting adults are... CUCKING!? disgusting. My dick rotted off at the thought of it" That whole thread is just projection to the max.

[QUOTE=Topzombie;53088493]Ketchup is the carton wine of sauces[/QUOTE] On the subject of sauces - Sriracha is a good product, but overrated to the heavens.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;53088097]Sandwiches need two pieces of bread, fucking hell folks this shit is NOT COMPLICATED[/QUOTE] Actually sandwiches have better structural integrity if you just slice a piece of bread on one side and fill it up. Doesn't really change anything other than that, don't see how it makes it not a sandwich. It certainly doesn't make it a hot dog.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;53088097]Sandwiches need [B]two[/B] pieces of bread, fucking hell folks this shit is NOT COMPLICATED[/QUOTE] [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_sandwich"]Open sandwiches[/URL] take umbrage to your statement. :v: [t]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Norwegian.open.sandwich-01.jpg/800px-Norwegian.open.sandwich-01.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=snookypookums;53088840][URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_sandwich"]Open sandwiches[/URL] take umbrage to your statement. :v: [t]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Norwegian.open.sandwich-01.jpg/800px-Norwegian.open.sandwich-01.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Open sandwiches are basically unfinished pizzas

Pizzas are bad.

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;53088873]Pizzas are bad.[/QUOTE] What the fuck man.

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;53088873]Pizzas are bad.[/QUOTE] this is non-negotiable

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;53088873]Pizzas are bad.[/QUOTE] Not bad but overrated for sure Same with hamburgers

[QUOTE=Bathtub;53088755]is it really macho BS to not want another man to fuck your wife while you watch[/QUOTE] No. No it's not. But it is matcho bs to go on about how you think it's bad other people do it

:snip: whoops wrong thread

[QUOTE=snookypookums;53088840][URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_sandwich"]Open sandwiches[/URL] take umbrage to your statement. :v: [t]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Norwegian.open.sandwich-01.jpg/800px-Norwegian.open.sandwich-01.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Open face sandwiches are NOT a subspecies of sandwich, you dumb motherfucker. Are killer whales actually whales just because they're called that? No they fucking aren't.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;53089018]Open face sandwiches are NOT a subspecies of sandwich, you dumb motherfucker. Are killer whales actually whales just because they're called that? No they fucking aren't.[/QUOTE] I do not have enough time or crayons to explain this to you, but by God, I am going to try. Which Linnaeus of the culinary world do you have to cite your position? Secondly, your analogy doesn't make any sense because your fundamental premise for what constitutes a sandwich also included actual amount of a specific ingredient (bread) which isn't true. [I]By your own logic,[/I] and with a much more apt analogy, what you're telling me is that a one-legged amputee isn't a person, simply because he/she has one less leg - they are entirely different being altogether. This, of course, is inherently wrong. You are wrong. (For the mods, this shit-talking is just for humour and isn't flaming. I doubt either AtomicSans or I care this strongly about sandwiches and is to be taken in good humor :v:)

[QUOTE=snookypookums;53089056]what you're telling me is that a one-legged amputee isn't a person, simply because he/she has one less leg[/QUOTE] I also agree with that, yes.

[QUOTE=snookypookums;53089056] (For the mods, this shit-talking is just for humour and isn't flaming. I doubt either AtomicSans or I care this strongly about sandwiches and is to be taken in good humor :v:)[/QUOTE] Psh, yeah right. If you're some fucking plebeian, you maybe don't care this strongly about sandwiches. Euphoric, enlightened people like myself care very deeply about this sort of thing.

This new era of hip-hop is the best music I've ever heard in my life. Nothing can match the perfection of 808s and heavy autotune is an instrument in itself.

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;53087997]IT'S A SINGLE PIECE OF BREAD.[/QUOTE] If that's a factor, then Subway doesn't make sandwiches.

I wish people would stop saying foods are other foods. A taco is not a hot dog which is not a burger which is not a sandwich.

if you fold a pizza in half, is it then considered a sandwich?

[QUOTE=RichyZ;53089575]2 grain/corn products encapsulating a meat product, sounds like a sandwich to me[/QUOTE] It doesn't even need to be grain/corn based products encapsulating a meat product. Any food item that encapsulates (or uses as a base, to cover open sandwiches) any other item could be a sandwich. It's a whole world of exciting possibility. For instance, this KFC Double Down burger: [IMG]https://img.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2015/01/606-AP100128157268.jpg[/IMG] Two delicious chicken fillets used [I]as[/I] buns. Or this McDonalds Breakfast sandwich: [t]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/McD-Egg-McMuffin.jpg/1200px-McD-Egg-McMuffin.jpg[/t] A delicious English Muffin! The future of sandwiching is so bright I'm going to wear my shades. :cool:

[QUOTE=snookypookums;53089056]I do not have enough time or crayons to explain this to you, but by God, I am going to try. Which Linnaeus of the culinary world do you have to cite your position? Secondly, your analogy doesn't make any sense because your fundamental premise for what constitutes a sandwich also included actual amount of a specific ingredient (bread) which isn't true. [I]By your own logic,[/I] and with a much more apt analogy, what you're telling me is that a one-legged amputee isn't a person, simply because he/she has one less leg - they are entirely different being altogether. This, of course, is inherently wrong. You are wrong. (For the mods, this shit-talking is just for humour and isn't flaming. I doubt either AtomicSans or I care this strongly about sandwiches and is to be taken in good humor :v:)[/QUOTE] An open faced sandwich is not a sandwich because sandwiches were specifically invented to avoid the problems of just slapping shit on top of bread i.e. it's sloppy as fuck if you don't have anything to stick things to the bread.

[QUOTE=snookypookums;53089838]It doesn't even need to be grain/corn based products encapsulating a meat product. Any food item that encapsulates (or uses as a base, to cover open sandwiches) any other item could be a sandwich. It's a whole world of exciting possibility. For instance, this KFC Double Down burger: [IMG]https://img.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2015/01/606-AP100128157268.jpg[/IMG] Two delicious chicken fillets used [I]as[/I] buns. [/QUOTE] [I]That[/I] is a heart attack waiting to happen.

[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;53090153][I]That is a heart attack waiting to happen.[/I][/QUOTE] but what a way to go

[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;53090153][I]That[/I] is a heart attack waiting to happen.[/QUOTE] [URL="https://consumerist.com/2010/04/20/10-fast-food-items-worse-for-you-than-the-kfc-double-down/"]Suprisingly...[/URL] :v: