Antichrist - Every Time You Fuck, God Kills A Baby

[ProboardslolV2]

if it were me, everytime i fuck i kill a baby.

abortions! :D

[BricknHead]

well I suppose I'll have to watch this

who's got a streaming link

[editline]12:00PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;18385608]if it were me, everytime i fuck i kill a baby.

abortions! :D[/QUOTE]

you fuck the baby to death?

[metalhead121]

Whatever happened to slapstick?

[Heinrich!]

[QUOTE=Nenghis;18385078]This is why I'm proud of being a Dane :denmark:[/QUOTE]

Proud that we have a fellow Dane that is so up his own ass that he spews out shit like Antichrist?

[the_shape]

I don't remember seing a fox eat itself in that movie.
But then again, it was so boring that I skipped through a fair amount of scenes.

[ProboardslolV2]

[QUOTE=BricknHead;18385624]you fuck the baby to death?[/QUOTE]

I'm a respected member of NAMBLA, thank you very much!!!

[skoinks]

Well, in that case FP didn't kill any babies :smug:

[Nautsabes]

I want to see this movie.

[3v3ryb0dy]

Prolly most never won't either.
Including me :c

For the record I was replying to the user that talked about fp and babies and killing and :smug:

[Madman_Andre]

OP best link to movie.

[3v3ryb0dy]

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;18386103]OP best link to movie.[/QUOTE]

What?

[Alex_DeLarge]

So that's why Dafoe wasn't in Boondock II, he was too busy with this.

[w1z]

[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;18384103]Yesterday I had shitload of friends stay overnight so we could watch the new movie Antichrist.
Who doesn't know it's an award winner of some film festival and the story goes about this:
Ironically when the He and she are making a babby, their kid suicides and leaves some emotional scarring on she. they go and fuck about in a forest, to cure the bitch from her phobias by jumping on stones and crossing a wooden bridge or some shit. They go to their cabin where they fuck some more and the next morning the lady is cured from her phobias. Now You may hope it turns into a cool slasher flick with atheistic messages to it, but it takes a turn to the worse as she goes psycho while a deer walks about, shitting out it's young, a fox eats itself and a raven doesn't die.

Here's some other info on the film:
Cast:
He:Willem DaFoe
She: Charlotte Gainsbourg
Director and writer: Lars von Trier

And a picture to keep you focused:
[IMG]http://i.indiewire.com/images/uploads/i/antichrist.jpg[/IMG]

My opinion:
Let me start by saying, that the cameraman has balls. Every time you tought he'd turn away, he just focuced on the action and zoomed in. That was awesome.
This flick is more gruesome and painful than all the SAWs multiplied with eachother. There were parts where my whole gang was curled up and weeping in the corner of my sofa.
It's not just the pure gore that makes it like so, it's the slapstick humour it has to it. A slapstic humor performed by an emotionless bureocrat with fucked up sex fantasies.

Sure we had our fun, trying to figure out what the fuck was it really about, but I, personally am torn between two final conclusions:
A) It's a porno movie trying to have a deep story for wider audience in the 'artsy' people
B) A Prequel to Bambi.[/QUOTE]

This movie deserves as oscar :bravo:

[Kingy_who]

Every time you kill, God fucks a Baby

[Adbor]

I've watched it a long time ago and I still think I'm too :downs: to understand the deeper point.

[Goldenspoon]

The entire movie in two gifs:

[img]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/5547/ftw.gif[/img]
[img]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/7940/ftw2.gif[/img]
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/N1uG2Y.gif[/img]

[Zeke129]

Antichrist is a movie.

There really isn't any other commentary possible.

[Septok]

[QUOTE=Goldenspoon;18389124]The entire movie in two gifs:

[img]http://imgkk.com/i/q4DlKY.gif[/img]
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/TvdaT0.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

now I'm curious how it comes to this.

[Kagrs]

Those .gifs were unnecessary... I've 'looked through' this movie but stopped as soon as I got to that part. : |

[noctune9]

It didn't win an award, it received a special anti-award (that's bad).

[lmaoboat]

I think I'll pass this up and just watch Zombieland.

[Canuhearme?]

I see nothing, can I see a link to this movie?

[editline]03:40PM[/editline]

Fuck, I want to see a movie that makes my dick both aroused and frightened at the same time.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=noctune9;18389402]It didn't win an award, it received a special anti-award (that's bad).[/QUOTE]

An anti-award is still a type of award.

[lmaoboat]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;18389914]An anti-award is still a type of award.[/QUOTE]

Yes. An award for being bad. (That's bad)

[cmanatlan]

My parents were watching this on the computer and my little sister walks in to the room at the [sp]clit sniping[/sp] part, and she says she's disturbed now. I'm glad I didn't walk in.

[Parky]

it doesnt beat
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsDPf8wLMZk[/media]

[editline]08:54PM[/editline]

every time i see that clip it just gets funnier

[Euphorium]

Willem Dafoe? He's a damn good actor.

[lolita la vida]

Saw this movie in the cinema, the baby shitting deer has scarred me forever.

[KorJax]

[QUOTE=Goldenspoon;18389124]The entire movie in two gifs:

[img]http://imgkk.com/i/q4DlKY.gif[/img]
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/TvdaT0.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

Uhhh not showing up for me.

Don't use imagekk it's shit

[CommieTurtle]

God people stop quoting it.