You are NOT going to believe what's just happened to me.
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[QUOTE=Tippmann357;19043324][url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191[/url][/QUOTE]
oh my fucking god
You're right, i don't believe it.
[QUOTE=Tippmann357;19043324][url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh god hahahahaahaha
now he will stuff his face so he can shit 5 times a day.
you sick fuck.
I don't believe you. :colbert:
[QUOTE=r4nk_;19042667]I think you might be gay bro[/QUOTE]
I was going to say something that had something to do with the human anatomy, but this sounds about right.
[QUOTE=Wheeze201;19043017]Did you jerk off right after you took the shit ?
Cause it might be just some left over cum.[/QUOTE]
Nope, didn't feel like it.
Anyhow, I'm definitely going to eat even MORE fibre after this bathroom incident :/
Haha he likes anal penetration.
Looks like someone is into scat. :smug:
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19042687]I refuse to be called a gay man because of this incident :/[/QUOTE]
But you are.
:smug:
I nominate this man the Scat Man. :smug:
Pfff you call that Scat? It didn't turn me on in any way, shape or form.
[QUOTE=gaston;19044895]PICTURE[/QUOTE]
Did you really have too?...
[QUOTE=Kokopelli13;19044959]Did you really have too?...[/QUOTE]
That's really not poop you know.
[QUOTE=Kokopelli13;19044959]Did you really have too?...[/QUOTE]
Yes:biggrin:
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19042592]You are probably going to think I'm making this up, but I shit you not.
So I was taking a crap, like usual, but something different happened this time. Errr ok here it goes: [B]THE TURD MADE ME COME[/b] :geno:.
For some reason, as the turd -a big one, I might add- was making its way out of my arse, a little stream of cum came out, splattering the toilet bowl. I was like :wtc:?!
I mean, it's not like I had an orgasm, but actual cum came out of my cock!
So I finished my business and then I flushed that fucker down, along with the drop of cum running down the bowl.
I still can't believe I was raped by a turd :geno:.
Did this ever happened to any of you guys? is this normal?? Dr. Facepunch, please help!! :/[/QUOTE]You were constipated, which caused that really big turd, which must have put pressure on your prostate on it's way out.
It's pretty common. Though the fact that you rushed to Facepunch in awe regarding why you had such a thrill from this phenomenon is another story.... you must like anal stimulation. :geno:
[QUOTE=Doug52392;19045511]You were constipated, which caused that really big turd, which must have put pressure on your prostate on it's way out.
It's pretty common. Though the fact that you rushed to Facepunch in awe regarding why you had such a thrill from this phenomenon is another story.... you must like anal stimulation. :geno:[/QUOTE]
^ This. Also, you are probably going to think I'm making this up, but I shit you not - A simple google search for "bowel movement arousal" would have given you the answers you sought. But if letting FP know about this kind of shit is what floats your boat - along with anal stimulation - well that's just fine. :downs:
You sure it wasn't just piss?
aha, A turd raped you
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