• Should I hire this guy to walk my dog?
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[QUOTE=BigOwl;29035532]Holy fuck! Nice one! Cuz nobody is ever busy with a full-time job![/QUOTE] holy fuck! nice one! he was right and you're wrong!
haha hire the guy
hire him
[QUOTE=Watevaman;29035896]If you can't take a half hour to walk your dog you shouldn't own one because you obviously don't give it enough attention anyway. Leave dogs to people who actually enjoy their company.[/QUOTE] Dogs need more than 30 minutes a day. I don't think it's the amount of time that he can spend with the dog, but the schedule interruption that his job makes. If you are gone from 7 AM till 6 PM, the dog still needs a walk during the day.
This guy gets all the [b]bitches[/b]
Fuck yes you hire him I wouldn't even think twice!
hire him before someone else does!
This man deserves to be paid for the add alone.
I'd hire him to do anything I don't even have a fucking dog
I'd hire him, I love these kinds of ads. Really sets him apart from everyone else. :v: [QUOTE=BackOnCrack;29035454]Great thread, a link and two words, amazing [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply?" - Starpluck))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Great post, eight words and nothing to say with bad grammar.
[QUOTE=AgentBoomstick;29035619]He's funny but that doesn't mean he's going to be nice or good at walking your dog. Just walk your grandma's dog and charge her :v:[/QUOTE] Charge her? Sounds like something I've heard from a german threesome porno:frogdowns:
[QUOTE=Jockedevian;29053184]Charge her? Sounds like something I've heard from a german threesome porno:frogdowns:[/QUOTE] German threesome porno? Sounds like something I've heard from a Japanese foursome skin flick. :smug:
I'd hire this guy to walk one of those leashes that have "invisible dogs" just to give him some money.
seems legit
the dog is a lie
he will have sex with your dog
[QUOTE=BigOwl;29035532]Holy fuck! Nice one! Cuz nobody is ever busy with a full-time job![/QUOTE] Why own a dog if you're not gonna spend time with it [QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;29046357]Dogs need more than 30 minutes a day. I don't think it's the amount of time that he can spend with the dog, but the schedule interruption that his job makes. If you are gone from 7 AM till 6 PM, the dog still needs a walk during the day.[/QUOTE] This is a legit reason, but you're still gonna have to spend more time with it outside than your dog-walker, a dog isn't a pet you get so you can watch it sleep on the floor in a cute manner no, not even those tiny annoying anklebiters
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;29059448]Why own a dog if you're not gonna spend time with it [/QUOTE] what if we have jobs that let us spend time with out animals but not enough to walk them enough to make them as happy as they could be. [editline]9th April 2011[/editline] the dog could either have a loving family that gives it attention during the day, but not enough walking time, OR a family that gives it attention each day and also is able to have it walked enough daily.
Not to be off topic but people seem to beat the shit outta dogs, its weirdly common.
my dog's body is ready for some hardcore dog walking
[QUOTE=KingKombat;29063759]my dog's body is ready for some hardcore dog walking[/QUOTE] :psyduck: THE IMAGES
Why get a dog...and NOT walk it yourself??
For all those people saying you are lazy walk your own dog. Did you bother to read what he said? He is looking for his grandmother who is probably to old or ill or incapable of walking a dog.
One doesn´t simply Doctor Badass your dog into Mordor [img]http://pageslap.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/badass.jpg[/img]
"I'll sleep on the floor! Don't want my poor-person hair secreting oils all over the pearl-white tiles? I'll sleep in the crate with the dog! Sh*t, as long as I'm allowed to turn on the heat, I'll curl up in a ball and sleep in your sink WHILE THE WATER RUNS OVER MY NAKED BODY!" Amazing.
im buying a dog to hire this dude
:wtc: :wtc: :wtc: yes hire this guy.
Sounds like a dapper young gentleman.
[QUOTE=Tacooo;29036400]Only if he's Mexican, they do the best job.[/QUOTE] He wants his dogs walked, not butchered and sprinkled into a taco
I would pay this guy to sleep with my mother.
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