If hes as good as he says he is, your dog WILL furiously hump his leg.
If not, hes not worth your money.
[QUOTE=super_yurtle;29035534]Folks, this isn't linear algebra.[/QUOTE]
Linear algebra isn't really that bad
[quote]Probably, but nothing you'll miss, maybe an apple[/quote] I MISS [b] ALL MY APPLES [/b]
[QUOTE=KillerSlash;29035443]Well.. Has a sense of humor.[/QUOTE]
Indeed.
I know people are all "BAWW I HAVE A FULLTIME JOB I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WALK MY DOG" But if you don't have time to spend with a pet, don't buy one.
[QUOTE=Garik;29035458]If you're too lazy to walk your dog you must be a god damn basement dweller[/QUOTE]
Or working 23 hours a day to fuel your coke habit, God
[QUOTE=Dr. Strangelove;29066723]One doesn´t simply Doctor Badass your dog into Mordor
[img_thumb]http://pageslap.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/badass.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Hey man, leave my Aunt Helga outta this, she's too busy strutting for dog walking.
[QUOTE=Tudd;29035310]I'll curl up in a ball and sleep in your sink WHILE THE WATER RUNS OVER MY NAKED BODY![/QUOTE]
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You shouldn't leave your dog to strangers. There are all kind of sick dog raping fucks out there, be careful bro.
This. is fucking amazing. I don't want him to walk my dog, I want him to have my children.
[QUOTE=Hobbes;29047368]This man deserves to be paid for the [b]add[/b] alone.[/QUOTE]
He does math too! Hire him now!
Goddamn you people need to open up and read. He's looking for one for his [b]grandmother[/b], and what if you're out of town for a week with nobody to watch your dog? You get this guy.
[QUOTE=Darkebrz;29138173]Goddamn you people need to open up and read. He's looking for one for his [b]grandmother[/b], and what if you're out of town for a week with nobody to watch your dog? You get this guy.[/QUOTE]
I kinda just told my grandma that the internet attracts weird people now.
Hire him and make him sleep in your sink.
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