Just abort it. You don't even know how to use a condom or manage your money.
Sue the pill company. Easy money.
Welcome the the beginning of the end of your life.
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;21041744]Sue the pill company. Easy money.[/QUOTE]
I bet his girlfriend forgot to take it or something and then lied about it.
[QUOTE=JDK721;21041782]I bet his girlfriend forgot to take it or something and then lied about it.[/QUOTE]
Most likely, which makes the girlfriend dumb.
[QUOTE=Natrox;21041807]Most likely, which makes the girlfriend dumb.[/QUOTE]
Dumb and dumber.
[QUOTE=Natrox;21041807]Most likely, which makes the girlfriend dumb.[/QUOTE]
She probably did miss a day or take it late or whatever. Mistakes happen though.
Just remember to feed it and keep it warm when it's young and it won't cry as loud.
Kick her in the stomach!
Or sue the shit out of people.
24, posts on facepunch, still lives with parents, has a kid. [i]your life sucks [/i]
When you screw a girl you screw your life.
[QUOTE=The Slayer;21041667]Cheers!
We love each other and we're going to make it work. We will both have to make lifestyle changes but it's one of those things.[/QUOTE]
You're welcome, as I said my mum was only 21 (my age now..which is weird) when I was born and she still lived with her parents, and everything turned out fine despite us not having that much money. I was a complete mistake child ;) although they say "not planned but not regretted"! Both my parents were/are really great and I had a great childhood family-wise. The point of all this is to say that you guys can be good parents and people here are too pessemistic. I don't even want kids myself, I am very very aware of all the hard sides of parenthood. It may not have been the best time to have a kid, but she's pregnant and you both want to keep it, so therefore you make it work and give this child the best life you two possibley can :)
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Edit: Oh. You're keeping it. Well I already found this nice image, now what am I supposed to do with it? Anyone else knock up a girl?
[QUOTE=radioactive;21041896]Just remember to feed it and keep it warm when it's young and it won't cry as loud.[/QUOTE]
Haha thanks for this
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You make mistakes in life, like not wearing a condom, but the child's not one of them. Life going to be hard, but I'm sure you'll pull through. Your parents might help possibly and its going to be hard on your finances but just keep on going and you'll be a proud father someday.
time to put the baby on ebay........
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;21041923]24, posts on facepunch, still lives with parents, has a kid. [I]you're life sucks [/I][/QUOTE]
Are you still in 3rd grade
[QUOTE=The Slayer;21041861]She probably did miss a day or take it late or whatever. Mistakes happen though.[/QUOTE]
This is not one of those mistakes that is okay to happen. How reliable will she be for other stuff like taking care of the baby? It's the truth, you're unprepared.
I dunno why everyone is so negative. Work and slowly pay off the Uni debt, move out, gg.
Its not like he's still in school.
[QUOTE=cameleot;21041968]Are you still in 3rd grade[/QUOTE]
yes!!!!!
[QUOTE=The Slayer;21041667]Cheers!
We love each other and we're going to make it work. We will both have to make lifestyle changes but it's one of those things.[/QUOTE]
Good luck and don't fuck up, because it won't just be your lives you'll be ruining
Generally, I have a problem with abortions, but, well.
Yeah.
Okay OP
Move out
Get money
marry her
have baby
eat it
divorce her
move into apartment
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;21041511]Why?
I would rather have the kid aborted. Going through life without parents is horrible.[/QUOTE]
How would you know?
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Also, best of luck OP. Don't listen to these trolls, everything's going to turn out fine.
[QUOTE=DamagePoint;21042223]How would you know?
[editline]06:25PM[/editline]
Also, best of luck OP. Don't listen to these trolls.[/QUOTE]
Cheers bud :)
[QUOTE=DamagePoint;21042223]...everything's going to turn out fine.[/QUOTE]
I'd like to see the same - but you can't guarantee that.
Kids can be a blast, just take it easy and enjoy.
They really don't do much for the first 8 months except eat, sleep and poop.
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