The Gift Giving Thread V22 - Would you kindly gift?
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[b] Chichen what are you having a contest for now?[/b]
Mount and Blade!
[b] Why?[/b]
It's on sale and I'm almost out of money on the card I got from Christmas!
[b] Okay so what do I have to do?[/b]
Come up with a funny/clever pickup line! NOTE: Must be original, you must come up with it!
[b] Okay where should I post it?[/b]
Either pm or post it. Please if you quote me remove the image.
[b] What time is raffle over?[/b]
I don't know yet..probably like...3pm..so...2 hours.
[b] But I thought you hated valentines day?[/b]
:suicide:
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20194982]
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
Hey fine Lady, are you up for some sexual intercourse after the Polo game.
[quote]Chichen what are you having a contest for now?
Mount and Blade!
Why?
It's on sale and I'm almost out of money on the card I got from Christmas!
Okay so what do I have to do?
Come up with a funny/clever pickup line! NOTE: Must be original, you must come up with it!
Okay where should I post it?
Either pm or post it. Please if you quote me remove the image.
What time is raffle over?
I don't know yet..probably like...3pm..so...2 hours.
But I thought you hated valentines day? [/quote]
"Do you have any Russian in you? No? Well come on over here..."
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20194982]:suicide:[/QUOTE]
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put R, A, P, E and U together.
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20194982]
[B] Chichen what are you having a contest for now?[/B]
Mount and Blade!
[B] Why?[/B]
It's on sale and I'm almost out of money on the card I got from Christmas!
[B] Okay so what do I have to do?[/B]
Come up with a funny/clever pickup line! NOTE: Must be original, you must come up with it!
[B] Okay where should I post it?[/B]
Either pm or post it. Please if you quote me remove the image.
[B] What time is raffle over?[/B]
I don't know yet..probably like...3pm..so...2 hours.
[B] But I thought you hated valentines day?[/B]
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
"Hey baby did you fall from heaven? Because I want to have sex with you."
:downs:
[editline]09:01PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jobby;20195026]If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put R, A, P, E and U together.[/QUOTE]
Its gonna be hard to top that.
Also, I just gave wootman my cod:waw key :3:
[QUOTE=poopiecrap;20195047]"Hey baby did you fall from heaven? Because I want to have sex with you."
:downs:
[editline]09:01PM[/editline]
Its gonna be hard to top that.
Also, I just gave wootman my cod:waw key :3:[/QUOTE]
Must be original. I've heard that one before.
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20194982]:suicide:[/QUOTE]If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U between F and CK
Addition to Jobby's. :D
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20195073]Must be original. I've heard that one before.[/QUOTE]
I just thought of it though :v:
"Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet I could spell gorilla."
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20194982]
[B] Chichen what are you having a contest for now?[/B]
Mount and Blade!
[B] Why?[/B]
It's on sale and I'm almost out of money on the card I got from Christmas!
[B] Okay so what do I have to do?[/B]
Come up with a funny/clever pickup line! NOTE: Must be original, you must come up with it!
[B] Okay where should I post it?[/B]
Either pm or post it. Please if you quote me remove the image.
[B] What time is raffle over?[/B]
I don't know yet..probably like...3pm..so...2 hours.
[B] But I thought you hated valentines day?[/B]
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
It's not the dress that makes you beautiful, it's the you that makes the dress beautiful. (At least mine is original)
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20194982]
[b] Chichen what are you having a contest for now?[/b]
Mount and Blade!
[b] Why?[/b]
It's on sale and I'm almost out of money on the card I got from Christmas!
[b] Okay so what do I have to do?[/b]
Come up with a funny/clever pickup line! NOTE: Must be original, you must come up with it!
[b] Okay where should I post it?[/b]
Either pm or post it. Please if you quote me remove the image.
[b] What time is raffle over?[/b]
I don't know yet..probably like...3pm..so...2 hours.
[b] But I thought you hated valentines day?[/b]
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
Hey you. I love the way your boobs preveil your body. And how your contours are just right. So how about we hop into my car, and I can suck your penis all night long.
[QUOTE=newbz;20195136][B]"[/B]It's not the dress that makes you beautiful, it's the you that makes the dress beautiful.[B]"[/B] (At least mine is original)[/QUOTE]Getting one off a website is very original.
:lol:
[QUOTE=Thund3rdome;20195148]Hey you. I love the way your boobs preveil your body. And how your contours are just right. So how about we hop into my car, and I can suck your penis all night long.[/QUOTE]
Have a gaybow. :v:
[QUOTE=Thund3rdome;20195148]Hey you. I love the way your boobs preveil your body. And how your contours are just right. So how about we hop into my car, and I can [B]suck your penis[/B] all night long.[/QUOTE]:geno:
"It seems that we have a leak"
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20194982]
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
"I can already imagine your dress next to my bed :smug:"
[QUOTE=KSI;20195150]Getting one off a website is very original.[/QUOTE]
I did not get it off a website. I said that to my little sister several months ago. It was spontaneous and heartfelt.
[QUOTE=newbz;20195187]I did not get it off a website. I said that to my little sister several months ago. It was spontaneous and heartfelt.[/QUOTE]
So you're both a pedo and a do'er of incest?
[QUOTE=newbz;20195187]I did not get it off a website. I said that to my little sister several months ago. It was spontaneous and heartfelt.[/QUOTE]Did you see what I bolded? :smug:
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20194982]
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
If you'd be a mount, I'd mount you all day (Nerdy pick-up lines ftw, even if I don't play World of Warcraft)
:v:
[QUOTE=KSI;20195150]Getting one off a website is very original.[/QUOTE]
Google it. The code is messed up because I'm posting this from a proxy.
[editline]09:09PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=KSI;20195212]Did you see what I bolded? :smug:[/QUOTE]
I added quotes BECAUSE I SAID IT IN REAL LIFE.
[QUOTE=newbz;20195187]I said that to my little sister several months ago.[/QUOTE]
You used a pickup line on your little sister?
:barf:
[QUOTE=dutchah;20195246]You used a pickup line on your little sister?
:barf:[/QUOTE]
No, I was complementing her on her dress. Until you can get proof that I "stole" it, GET OUT AND STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY CHANCES!!! Ok, I found why the "quotes" were messed up. Go to iphider.org, make a post with quotes, edit the post. It will now be fucked up. SERIOUSLY GUYS, STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE SUBMISSION!
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20194982]
[b] Chichen what are you having a contest for now?[/b]
Mount and Blade!
[b] Why?[/b]
It's on sale and I'm almost out of money on the card I got from Christmas!
[b] Okay so what do I have to do?[/b]
Come up with a funny/clever pickup line! NOTE: Must be original, you must come up with it!
[b] Okay where should I post it?[/b]
Either pm or post it. Please if you quote me remove the image.
[b] What time is raffle over?[/b]
I don't know yet..probably like...3pm..so...2 hours.
[b] But I thought you hated valentines day?[/b]
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
Boy, you can be my horse anytime. Wanna take it to the stables?
[QUOTE=newbz;20195221]Google it. The code is messed up because I'm posting this from a proxy.
[editline]09:09PM[/editline]
I added quotes BECAUSE I SAID IT IN REAL LIFE.[/QUOTE]" Okay "
[editline]04:12PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Thund3rdome;20195293]Boy, you can be my horse anytime. Wanna take it to the stables?[/QUOTE]You're pick up lines are gay...I'm starting to question your sexuality, sir.
[QUOTE=newbz;20195221]I added quotes BECAUSE I SAID IT IN REAL LIFE.[/QUOTE]
I really loved this excuse and I think you should win because of it :bravo:
[QUOTE=KSI;20195295]" Okay "
[editline]04:12PM[/editline]
You're pick up lines are gay...I'm starting to question your sexuality, sir.[/QUOTE]
Sir, I'm doing an alternate spin on this
Here's a Half-Life 2 CD key I found on the internet.
You need the CD for it, though.
4ZP2D-XXFCI-PZ5K2-9B9MH-Y25R7
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20194982]
[B] Chichen what are you having a contest for now?[/B]
Mount and Blade!
[B] Why?[/B]
It's on sale and I'm almost out of money on the card I got from Christmas!
[B] Okay so what do I have to do?[/B]
Come up with a funny/clever pickup line! NOTE: Must be original, you must come up with it!
[B] Okay where should I post it?[/B]
Either pm or post it. Please if you quote me remove the image.
[B] What time is raffle over?[/B]
I don't know yet..probably like...3pm..so...2 hours.
[B] But I thought you hated valentines day?[/B]
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
You smell a bit weird, I think you'd do well with a Cillint [I]Bang[/I]
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20194982]
[b] Chichen what are you having a contest for now?[/b]
Mount and Blade!
[b] Why?[/b]
It's on sale and I'm almost out of money on the card I got from Christmas!
[b] Okay so what do I have to do?[/b]
Come up with a funny/clever pickup line! NOTE: Must be original, you must come up with it!
[b] Okay where should I post it?[/b]
Either pm or post it. Please if you quote me remove the image.
[b] What time is raffle over?[/b]
I don't know yet..probably like...3pm..so...2 hours.
[b] But I thought you hated valentines day?[/b]
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
Is your penis a hook wang or is it a hook baiting to catch me?
[editline]10:21PM[/editline]
I brought some lube. We are both gonna use it.
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