[QUOTE=Loofiloo;22765865]Kimba was on TV in America in the 60s...
What I hear is that The Lion King was originally intended to be a remake, and early drawings of the movie showed a white Simba...
It is kind of an odd coincidence how they gave him those black edges on his ears... And how Scar looks exactly like Claw... And how they both have an annoying bird sidekick/friend... And how they both have dumb evil hyenas...[/QUOTE]
Oh. Well, disney has a history of taking ideas from others anyway.
This movie was PURE [B]AUDIO SEX:[/B]
I mean, James Earl Jones. Jeremy Irons. Whoopi Goldberg. Rowan Atkinson. Ernie Sabella. Jim Cummings.
I mean, PURE [B]AUDIO SEX.[/B]
I don't know WHO WAS THE GENIUS that chose Jeremy Irons for the role of Scar. I want to fucking CONGRATULATE the man. He's a FUCKING genius.
[QUOTE=Zuimzado;22787070]This movie was PURE [B]AUDIO SEX:[/B]
I mean, James Earl Jones. Jeremy Irons. Whoopi Goldberg. Rowan Atkinson. Ernie Sabella. Jim Cummings.
I mean, PURE [B]AUDIO SEX.[/B]
I don't know WHO WAS THE GENIUS that chose Jeremy Irons for the role of Scar. I want to fucking CONGRATULATE the man. He's a FUCKING genius.[/QUOTE]
I am not ashamed to admit i get goosebumbs when Mufasa talks from the sky.
Also Rafiki kicks ass :v:
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;22768802]The only instance I can recount of Scar leaving a fearful impression in me was when I viewed a picture of him, not too long ago I might add, in anthropomorphic form, juxtaposed with a bound and prostrate Simba. The nature of the picture in question was grotesquely pornographic, but not in the traditional sense. This instead, was an assault on my very innocence which had tarnished such childhood memories as [I]The Lion King.[/I] I never watched the movie since.
After reeling from the shock of viewing such content, I immediately went into a state of psychological disassociation, spending days in the bathroom secluding myself from society. Eventually, I emerged. However I had not forgotten about the image so quickly. The night-terrors that I had experienced finally dwindled down to the point that I could tolerate staring at a cat for more than two seconds without experiencing pangs of sexual violation.
Eventually, I went back onto my computer. The ethernet cable which had been placed firmly up my anus as a precautionary measure to keep all lines of internet connection broken was gently taken out and reinserted back into my computer. I went back online and even resumed browsing sites of particularly nefarious nature. One night, I started to peruse around Encyclopedia Dramatica. Featured on the main page was an article on Miley Cyrus. I clicked on it, had my lulz and mused to myself the awful careerist whore that she was. After a few minutes, I went to the Disney page and there at the bottom was a link to an article on [I]The Lion King.[/I] Instantly, my bad memories had resurfaced. Since the bottle of psychotropic drugs that I was prescribed had turned out empty, my psychosis immediately reappeared as a result. I went into a daze and eventually clicked on the link. There, the awful image that I had seen that fateful day had appeared once again, right before my eyes. However, instead of feeling dread, I was overcome by a rather passive morbid fascination coupled with an odd sexual desire. Slowly I could feel my hand reaching down my pants. Inhibition had been gone long since, and my erection had now reached its peak. Slowly, I began to fap, discarding all feelings of disgust that I would've otherwise had in exchange for a brief albeit intense sexual gratification.
I fapped. And I fapped. Until I couldn't fap no more. Once I'd finished, I began to stare at my computer screen blankly while slumped in my chair with my now flaccid penis, still bemused at what had just transpired. Finally, I regathered what had happened and I pulled my pants up.
I walked upstairs to take a shower. There I sat down in the tub, hunched over. The warm water was a welcome change to the hot-blooded yet paradoxically cold night. I hopped out and dried myself off. But even after such an eventful night, I had yet to completely exhaust all my remaining energy.
I decided to go back on my computer in the hopes of rekindling the former, unadulterated childhood memories that I once had of [I]The Lion King[/I]. I looked through the shitload of movies that I'd Torrented but hadn't come across it. Eventually, I settled for its sequel, [I]The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride.[/I] Some time now into the movie, I had come across the scene with Kovu and Kiara prancing about the jungle within the company of no one but each other, with an instrumental of "Love Will Find a Way" playing in the background. After a few minutes, I realized that this sequel did a horrible disservice to the name of the original [I]Lion King[/I] and a vacuousness had overcome me once again - especially after experiencing such a moral low just hours ago. I put the movie on pause and stared at the screen blankly for the second time that night - this time, for reasons of cinematic mediocrity rather than sexual depravity. After some time, I finally said to myself:
"This movie fucking sucks."
And then I went to bed. Lion King is srs bsns.[/QUOTE]
Yea. We all feel like that [I]all the time.[/I]
I loved the 2nd one as a kid, fucking hate it now, it's practically the same movie.
I like both [i]Lion King[/i] films. But the first one takes the cake by a long shot.
Though I still love some of the musical numbers in [i]The Lion King II[/i], [i]The Lion King[/i]'s are far more memorable
Anyone here interested in writing a small paragraph for a blog post that will be made tomorrow to comemorate the 16th anniversary of the Lion King? You can always PM me.
[url=www.stratoblog.wordpress.com]Blog.[/url]
Now here something we can all remember.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejEVczA8PLU[/media]
To be honest though, I hate it whenever people bring up Elton John the moment somebody mentions TLK's soundtrack. [I]The Circle of Life[/I] was indeed an excellent song, but I felt that the very melodic essence of the movie was defined by Hans Zimmer.
Elton John made fuckin' kids' songs.
Hans Zimmer is the shit
Disney has yet to announce a date for the Blu-ray Disc release, although the studio showed clips of the film on Blu-ray at the Consumer Electronics Show 2008.
The film will also be re-released in 3D, while no date is confirmed, it is going to happen and is in the works
3D? in my Disney magic?
Jesus Christ, post 51. :ohdear:
The writing was pretty good, but jesus christ. It's like reading Lolita.
When i was youner i had chikenpocks and i watch the lion king loads of times! I can stil remember every song and lot of lines
When i was young i honestly got hungry at the Haknua Matata grubs
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