How do you expect the avatar above you to die?

[kijji]

accidentally mistaken for leafy greens

[sir whoopsalot]

Given concrete shoes and going for a swim in the harbor

[Stroheim]

Appendix Punched by the Irate Gamer

[NostalgicBird]

Falling off a cliff from poor eyesight

[Curls]

Having one side compressed and the other side stretched too thin

[Propane Addict]

Enraged HL fan

[Burro]

Dognapped by PETA

[스카치 여우]

Cocaine overdose

[Curls]

alcohol overdose

[Joazzz]

Marc Laidlaw

[Col. Buggernuts]

Chainsword to the face. Not from any enemy, but just out of boredom of a lack of enemies.

[NostalgicBird]

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

[That Deer]

Spoky computer ghost

[Topzombie]

Diabetes

[Nerokhan]

Type 3 rabies.

[InvalidVertex]

Falling backwards into a cactus.

[Joazzz]

anti-furry death squad

[Sableye]

anti death-squad death-squad

[Nerokhan]

A supernova.

[Dreyzie]

drowned in ink

[Kurahk]

suicide after people pirate your newest album instead of buying it

[Pikmonster]

being too angry

[NostalgicBird]

shot

[WINDOWS098]

the entire multiverse collapsing in on itself in a content aware filter singularity

[JimJam707]

BSOD

[Shirt.]

Total entropy

[Breadman]

Gave the dick one last time

[Sableye]

burned at the stake by confused but angry peasants for the herassy of wearing pants.

[EmilyVasquez]

being sent to the glue factory

[Gunner]

Mauled by a large animal.