[QUOTE=Posessed;16137765]Hey all.
So my mom spottet a pigeon with a broken wing lying in our garden. Here in norway we have something called "fuglehjelpen" which is like a free vet driving around helping injured birds. Problem is, they're not open on sundays, so i have to watch after the pigeon till tomorrow.
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Ok first of all you did a great deed saving him. I can't believe your mother "Spottet" him. I don't even know what that means but it sounds terrible. Some people ignore pigeons which is terribly tragic. I will contact the queen and see you get knighted good chap. Don't give him the the Fuglejelpen. I don't care if its Norway, NOTHING has a name that ridiculous. They are probably zombies. Or Nazis. Or both. Pray to god they are not both
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I've holed him up in the shed and given him a nice little home in one of our discarded dog cages.
What do i do? I have no idea how to take care of a bird. He seems really scared, and he's not eating when i throw him breadcrumbs.[/QUOTE]
It's highly admirably you gave him your shed. I would never let my tools share a room with any other creature, I have too much pride. The fact you allowed him to stay there shows you are a hero to men. Wait! You put him in a dog cage? AH! A man after my own heart. I keep dogs, bears, children and elderly women in cages. I thought about using the cages to raise my own racing pigeons but I thought it too wierd.
Hes not scared don't worry. When I found a pidgeon I started playing loud sudden noises, it helped. He seemed more active. Every day I would scream violence at him and chase him around the spare room. I usually carry a sharp object in one hand and a colourful sex toy in the other. He started flying again in no time.
Also carry on throwing crumbs at him. Right at him. Try hitting him in the eye.
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Also, help me name him.[/QUOTE]
Call him Stephen Fry. I have spent my life trying to start a respectable acting and comedy institution for birds. Stephen Fry shall be the inspiration they all need.
Now I must go. The British version of the Fuglejelpen are after me. They plan to hang me by my balls from a tv satellite and a bit of rope.
Good luck.
Shitting? No, no. That's the white stuff coming out.
Kill that fucking rat with wings.
[QUOTE=Ryan2407;16139454]Kill that fucking rat with wings.[/QUOTE]
It's a forest pigeon, the kind that lives in trees and tastes good. It's quite young though, so it's better to let it live and grow big and strong.
No it's better to kill it I fucking hate pigeons.
[QUOTE=Posessed;16139559]It's a forest pigeon, the kind that lives in trees and tastes good.[/QUOTE]
Ozzy.. Is that you?
[QUOTE=Posessed;16139559]It's a forest pigeon, the kind that lives in trees and tastes good. It's quite young though, so it's better to let it live and grow big and strong.[/QUOTE]
A pigeon by any other name is still a rat with wings.
Should have killed it
Bastards are everywhere and do nothing but shit and be annoying
[QUOTE=Squad;16139732]A pigeon by any other name is still a rat with wings.[/QUOTE]
Word.
[QUOTE=Posessed;16137765]Here in norway we have something called "fuglehjelpen" which is like a free vet driving around helping injured birds.[/QUOTE]
Is that why the taxes are so high there?
[QUOTE=JesterUK;16138046][img]http://www.gta4.tv/img/content/608.png[/img]
[b]Hey look a flying rat[/b][/QUOTE]
Shoot it to gain free guns
[QUOTE=fishyfishyfish;16139896]Shoot it to gain free guns[/QUOTE]
GTA5: Oslo
[QUOTE=Posessed;16139559]It's a forest pigeon, the kind that lives in trees and tastes good. It's quite young though, so it's better to [b]let it live and grow big and strong.[/b][/QUOTE]
Then eat it :buddy:
[QUOTE=Squad;16139732]A pigeon by any other name is still a rat with wings.[/QUOTE]
This is the first time I have seen Shakespeare combined with pigeons.
But I did not save a sparrowhawk
(I didn't save it, I didn't save it)
name it bogrok
Play peekaboo with it!
[QUOTE=Posessed;16137765]Here in norway we have something called "fuglehjelpen" which is like a free vet driving around helping injured birds. [/QUOTE]
What the fuck. You pay taxes for this?
[QUOTE=markg06;16137843]Your mothers an idiot, you should count yourself lucky to be alive.[/QUOTE]
Oh wow, I almost died of laughter.
[QUOTE=Mumblecrust;16140598]What the fuck. You pay taxes for this?[/QUOTE]
well yes because we got money, unlike someone else who lost there money.
break its neck
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Give it some water and put some breadcrumbs next to it and leave it alone with the shed door open in case it wants to leave.
[QUOTE=Posessed;16138393]It's not one of those city-pigeons, i'm a hunter so i'm pretty good at discerning between different species of bird.
I'm having a hard time trying to determine what kind of pigeon it is though.[/QUOTE]
rofl, "im a hunter"
What you mean to say is, you go around killing small animals with an air gun.
[QUOTE=Nat562;16143753]rofl, "im a hunter"
What you mean to say is, you go around killing small animals with an air gun.[/QUOTE]
Shush you. We were all young once.
I think it's nice you're trying to save it, I tried to save the pigeons my cat used to bring in but they all died from injuries or shock. The only thing I find weird is that if you're a hunter, why are you naming the bird? I mean naming a creature gives some sort of attatchment mentally and then if you go out killing and eating wood pigeons after wouldn't it feel weird? Maybe it's just me who is too sentimental to animals that I get attatched to, I bet if I worked on a farm I'd end up vegetarian! (god...that'd suck)
You saved a pigeon? Wow, in the UK you'd probably finish it off. They're basically vermin here and any wounded pigeon in my garden would be having an appointment with Mr. Shovel.
It's very noble of you to have helped one though.
[QUOTE=Ryan2407;16139454]Kill that fucking rat with wings.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ryan2407;16139594]No it's better to kill it I fucking hate pigeons.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Squad;16139732]A pigeon by any other name is still a rat with wings.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=K00n!;16143523]break its neck
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Name it Einstein.
[img]http://pokebeach.com/scans/base-set-2/86-pidgey.jpg[/img]
I see...I see...It looks like your pokemon has been struck by a lightning attack which has done critical damage go to the HP center and revive it.
I put loads of paper on the floor in the cage to keep him dry and cozy, about to go to sleep now.
I think i'm going to check on him one last time.
I'm naming him einstein.
Aw. I saw a dead pigeon as I was biking into uptown today. It looked so creepy with black, empty eyes. I didn't even want to look at it for too long as I was afraid it would peer into my soul and I held my breath as I passed by, scared that I would breathe in a disease or something. I know that it's highly unlikely that something like that would happen but oh well. Still makes me feel better. Poor pigeon.
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