• Stickman's Desert Planet (Shitty Mega Interactive)
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Jump in it's mouth and ride in it until it forgets it tried to eat you.
Act like a sand-worm. Maybe it think you are a friend
Maybe, Maybe its just a cry for help, Maybe he doesn't want to hurt you at all, maybe he just wants a hug?
oh, thats easy. [B]throw the sun at it.[/B]
Confident about yourself,you grab a spear and throw it at the worm,quickly followed by another spear. [B]DIRECT HITS![/B] The worm rages as he bleeds and calls his other worm-pals. You run like hell only to be surrounded. You get eaten. [B]SHIT[/B]. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FcFfWOh.png[/IMG] You are now in the sand-worms stomach. There are dead bodies,skeletons and a huge pile of worm-crap. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XmeXi7A.png[/IMG] [B]What now?[/B]
carve a bone knife!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5OodOAW.png[/IMG] You carve yourself a knife. [B]What now?[/B]
Make yourself a hook out of the skeleton, climb up the crap and ram the hook into the worms body. Now start cutting the stomach until the hole is big enough for you, so you can leave. Be careful, so that you don't lose grip.
I second this what Superkiwi! said.
Furiously masturbate
Realize that there's a 3rd dimension, face the camera, and cut as there are no obstacles in your way
You realize you are really hungry, and start eating the giant pile of shit.
You quickly fashion yourself a hook from the dead skeleton then climb up the crap,but not before grabbing a quick slice of shit. There. As you carve your way through the body of the worm,blood starts to spill. You manage to make a big-enough hole for you to fit in. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0teWzdI.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RV7bVUH.png[/IMG] You manage your way out. As you furiously masturbate in joy,you see two sand worm-babies staring at you. [B] What now?[/B]
Oh crap! Just make your way to the tail of the monster and jump off, if the babies will try attacking you then use your new knife as a defensive weapon.
No. Impregnate the babies
you relies oh, look the worm has worms..
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