It's a bit of both.
I take showers at night, and I fap in the morning which is a BAD combination.
I also have swim practice. So when I change; about 8 hours after I fapped, you suddenly release that...musty, stinky smell from your crotch and the other dudes are looking around.
curse to me, especially when forgetting and rolling over
[QUOTE=KaIibos;20012900]a curse because it makes it easier for someone hiding under your bed to cut it off[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
I enjoy it.
on the weekends,
I start humping my bed in the morning, and then fap.
How can you guys fap with a morning wood? Out of the few times I wasn't sleepy enough to try it, it didn't work at all...
Morning wood is annoying. Having the vague urge to fap isn't something you want to think about when you're getting ready for college, and it makes pissing annoying as well. Curse.
nothin like a little wake-n-shake :smug:
[QUOTE=Yahnich;20013103]Oh snap[/QUOTE]
:golfclap: I see what you did there
I believe this is relevant:
[IMG]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/181/a/5/Morning_Wood_Toilet_by_sudadera02.jpg[/IMG]
you should have put a poll up that said yes or no
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lol
Yeah I expected a poll and I say it's a gift.
Everyone should get morning wood, because the prostate is relaxed.
[QUOTE=GranaMan;20012602]For you people who have troubles with peeing in the morning with wood.
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I just use a rubber tube I found when I was walking home from school once.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence[/url]
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It's always [I]Hard[/I] to pee with morning wood.
It's both, I get it too often (almost every day, and fapping either takes too long or I'll have to do it several times) and from that I've found it to be annoying and in the way when I need to get other things done, especially when I have to take a shower and the rest of the family is right outside my door.
Edit:
[QUOTE=Brian Williams;20012460]where did you get that picture of me???[/QUOTE]
Camera angles make all the difference, doesn't it?
[QUOTE=Brian Williams;20012460]where did you get that picture of me???[/QUOTE]
Pffff, it's [b]FUCKING TINY![/b]
I'm pretty sure it's to keep you from pissing yourself in your sleep. and I sleep on a bunk bed with someone above me :cheers:
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Oh fuck wrong emote :geno:
Depends on what type of morning wood dream it was... if it was about food, you're fat. if it was about girls, you're straight. If it was about Micheal Jackson... you're normal.
he only time it's a curse, is when it stays up a little to long and it becomes a burden. Then it just won't go down.
Sometimes my girl wakes me up by mounting me when I have morning wood.
:iia:
Well, really it depends. I mean when i spend the night with my girlfriend it's a gift, cause her idea of a good morning wake up for me is to play with it.........with her mouth.
When i'm at my house and she's not there it's a curse.
To go all scientific on you, if you [B]DON'T[/B] wake up with rock hard morning wood, then it's a sign your testosterone levels are suffering and therefore is probably an indication that you have several other problems with your health, or are stressed out.
I was about to say, morning wood isnt caused by dreams. You cant piss with a full rock hard boner, so your brain arouses you...
[QUOTE=professional;20015016]To go all scientific on you, if you [B]DON'T[/B] wake up with rock hard morning wood, then it's a sign your testosterone levels are suffering and therefore is probably an indication that you have several other problems with your health, or are stressed out.[/QUOTE]
I don't but I fap and piss before I sleep, Where is your science now?
I'm always very afraid of sleeping on the couch or sleeping over someone else's house without a blanket because of damned morningwood.
I once whacked it when i was getting ready for school.
Well, sometimes it's a curse. Let me tell you something.
I had just woken up. Cool, I have morning wood. Then I notice my morning wood is sticking out of my boxers and my covers were off.
Oh! I forgot to mention. My parents then walked by my room.
:argh:
It's a curse to me. When you have dogs that can't resist body slamming you awake, you best hope they don't land on your Mr. Stiffy.
The positives outweigh the negatives, unless you have a tiny penis
[QUOTE=Muscar;20014985]Sometimes my girl wakes me up by mounting me when I have morning wood.
:iia:[/QUOTE]
you mean your dog
Coming from a females point of view I find quite good in the morning when my bf has a hard on in the morning because it's fun to have "some fun" when you're not awake properly but then other times when I'm not in the mood he tries to get into me and that can be annoying.
But over all I would have to say it's a blessing because I don't have to do so much work when I've just woken up :smug:
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