I once dozed off on my couch in my scrawny plaid boxers. I woke up quickly and noticed I had a raging erection growing down there, but I was too tired to do anything about it. I just kinda rolled a bit and went back to sleep.
When I woke up, it was gone and my mom was still sitting there. She smiled and said "Did you sleep well?"
That is the most awkward thing[I] ever. [/I]
[QUOTE=sleepyperson;20015103]I don't but I fap and piss before I sleep, Where is your science now?[/QUOTE]
I fap and piss before I sleep most nights, and I still wake up with a rock solid axe wound smasher. My science is that I just have more testosterone than you do.
I don't know if anyone said this yet but the cause of morning wood is an over-filled bladder. When the bladder gets too big it triggers nerves near your prostate that cause an erection in your sleep when you can't control it. An over inflated bladder effects women as well. When theirs swells, vaginal fluids sometimes secrete or they fart in their sleep do to crowded intestinal space. When they have their morning pee when this happens, if they pee too fast the vastly growing space will more than likely cause the women to queef upon standing up.
Anyways, if your in a hurry to get up and you have morning wood lay on your cock so your bladder wont push on your prostate. Or take a piss. You pick.
Move in with a fuckbuddy and it's a gift, until then it'll be a curse.
Morning Wood is nice for nailing a MOS in the morning. There is nothing better than waking up and screwing someone directly after.
Gift, my girlfriend usually just climbs on top of it.
I once woke up with morning wood and while I was in that zombie mode you're in when you wake up I fapped.
Was interesting.
[QUOTE=antonio1442;20012519]its pretty annoying, especially if you have a parent that likes to throw the covers off of you to wake you up[/QUOTE]
are you 12
I don't wake up with wood.
I'm 19.
I'm healthy, no hormone imbalance.
Curse, trying to piss is a fucking pain.
Gift, my hand usually climbs right on top of it.
Protip: Face the toilet and sit on it so its the opposite of how you usually sit on a toilet then pee.
[QUOTE=Surefour;20014977]Depends on what type of morning wood dream it was... if it was about food, you're fat. if it was about girls, you're straight. If it was about Micheal Jackson... you're normal.
he only time it's a curse, is when it stays up a little to long and it becomes a burden. Then it just won't go down.[/QUOTE]
Morning wood is not from erotic dreams.
It's really annoying cuz it stays up forever and I can't put my clothes on correctly. Plus I kinda have to hunch over when I walk so my parents don't see it.
It's usually caused by a urine-filled bladder pressing down on your spine while you're lying down. The pressure on the spine causes the erection. :eng101:
It appears I've been ninja'd.
It's a curse if someone comes in and rips off your bed sheets. And you're sleeping naked.
"Wakey wakey rise and shine!! OH GOD"
[QUOTE=demisemiquaver;20018303]It's a curse if someone comes in and rips off your bed sheets. And you're sleeping naked.
"Wakey wakey rise and shine!! OH GOD"[/QUOTE]
I've risen and shined alright :P
[QUOTE=GranaMan;20012602]For you people who have troubles with peeing in the morning with wood.
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/2dv1yso.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
My cock won't bend to fit the U-turn. >:C
My dick is always hard, morning wood is irrelevant.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20018606]My dick is always hard, morning wood is irrelevant.[/QUOTE]
uh
dear dr preson pls tel me wat an hard feeling in pants every mroing is ok
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20018606]My dick is always hard, morning wood is irrelevant.[/QUOTE]
I don't think having a permanent erection is healthy as you normally get hard from arousal, a full bladder, or high temperature from your surroundings.
Hurts like shit when you roll over on it, though.
[QUOTE=Street_Wolf;20013204]I believe this is relevant:
[IMG]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/181/a/5/Morning_Wood_Toilet_by_sudadera02.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
dude what the fuck that's my invention.
[QUOTE=Street_Wolf;20013204]I believe this is relevant:
[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/181/a/5/Morning_Wood_Toilet_by_sudadera02.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Although funny, thats not a toilet I'd ever sit on, unless to use it you gotta lean over [i]really[/i] far foward.
I don't really notice my morning tent pitching as much as I used to and if I do notice, before I get up to go piss I just tell myself "It's impolite to point".
Curse, gym is my first period. So I have to make sure to get rid of it by the time im at school. Or i'll have a boner while changing and with shorts that show it off...
It's a gift if you have your girlfriend sleeping with you, as you invariably get sex when she wakes up.
Otherwise I still have no complaints.
[QUOTE=Otsegolation;20016027]Gift, my girlfriend usually just climbs on top of it.[/QUOTE]
Your what-now?
I had wood for like 4 hours this morning, It started getting annoying after 30 minutes, then painful after 2 hours...
Aww man.. I hate it because the PC is in the room I sleep and my father comes in the morning to browse something over the internet and I have to do a fake sleep so he won't see it.. Btw, I'm 13.
