Morning Wood - A curse or a gift?

[Dlaor]

[QUOTE=GranaMan;20012602]For you people who have troubles with peeing in the morning with wood.

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Thanks, I just spit my coke all over the keyboard :roflolmao:

[KingQ8]

I used to always have fucking morning wood when I was younger, from about 12-16, but recently (i'm 17) it's started getting less and less. I will always wake up with a hard dick, but it'll be semi-hard, so I can just shove it between my legs and walk about. It's alright I guess.

Best thing about morning wood: How fucking horny you are. Can masturbate like crazy.

[Codename 47]

I don't get it that much anymore.

[rieda1589]

[QUOTE=supervoltage;20021737]Aww man.. I hate it because the PC is in the room I sleep and my father comes in the morning to browse something over the internet and I have to do a fake sleep so he won't see it.. Btw, I'm 13.[/QUOTE]

We don't care about your age.

[Stinky Jeff]

The erection can be used as a tool during morning chores - hanging a towel from, a place to lay your tie while you button your shirt, or simply something to help you close those lower cupboard doors as you make your breakfast.

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=Stinky Jeff;20023522]The erection can be used as a tool during morning chores - hanging a towel from, a place to lay your tie while you button your shirt, or simply something to help you close those lower cupboard doors as you make your breakfast.[/QUOTE]

That's true, since sometimes when i shower and its erected i can simply hang the towel on it after i have taken a shower. Or if there is this big line when you are about to buy some food somewhere or you are standing in a line for a ticket to the cinema you could just simply rub it on their back and they will magically go away and the line will be clear for you. But it depends on what person you do it on, since i tried it one time and this guy with a leather west and tights just gave me a smile and wrote his number on my hand.

[kevlar jens]

[QUOTE=Stinky Jeff;20023522]The erection can be used as a tool during morning chores - hanging a towel from, a place to lay your tie while you button your shirt, or simply something to help you close those lower cupboard doors as you make your breakfast.[/QUOTE]

human evolution in progress

[Superstormj]

[QUOTE=Stinky Jeff;20023522]The erection can be used as a tool during morning chores - hanging a towel from, a place to lay your tie while you button your shirt, or simply something to help you close those lower cupboard doors as you make your breakfast.[/QUOTE]

I agree on closing the lower cupboard doors. Done that a few times.
A couple times on the upper cabinets too....

[TEAMGiant]

Its a gift. Wake n' fuck.