• Hell's Kitchen (TV Show), the pinnacle of stupidity
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[QUOTE=Croix;31297484]He owns the fucking restaurant he can boss them around any amount[/QUOTE] He owns every restaurant.
But they try there best to try to "please" him and yet it never satisfies him. Shouldn't someone originally at least say "do it again" or something but not go bat shit crazy? Isn't that too extreme? I mean get a little mad I can understand but he just goes all out like his mother just died or something. Also thats not good excuse you made.
[QUOTE=J4censolo;31293801]I think it's a bit harder to cook a chicken breast when you're being pressed for time whilst a guy screams at you and cameras film it, as opposed to cooking one in the comfort of your home but idk I'm not a chef.[/QUOTE] this probably contributes to it i mean if i did this to my mom with a camcorder, not only would i get my shit slapped but i would be eating shit for dinner i do not recommend it [editline]23rd July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;31296322]The OP: [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ybh2J.png[/img][/QUOTE] i love how fucking and show are the biggest
[QUOTE=KINGSman;31297591]But they try there best to try to "please" him and yet it never satisfies him.[/quote] Many people try to satisfy Chef Ramsey. Those who do are held in a high rank. [quote] Shouldn't someone originally at least say "do it again" or something but not go bat shit crazy? Isn't that too extreme? I mean get a little mad I can understand but he just goes all out like his mother just died or something.[/quote] No one should have to repeat something for Chef Ramsey. [quote] Also thats not good excuse you made.[/QUOTE] Chef Ramsey.
[QUOTE=WilloTheWisp;31296685]He even sometimes insults the customers [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOIA41CqyXY&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] that's why i watch it. "put our arms down you look like a fucking whale"
[QUOTE=KINGSman;31297591]But they try there best to try to "please" him and yet it never satisfies him. Shouldn't someone originally at least say "do it again" or something but not go bat shit crazy? Isn't that too extreme? I mean get a little mad I can understand but he just goes all out like his mother just died or something. Also thats not good excuse you made.[/QUOTE] Excuse? He wants them to make perfect food, he gives compliments when someone does something good, and yells when they fail at their duty. And it's his restaurant.
I don't think I'll ever understand you people...... Also there's no such thing as "perfect food". Nothing is perfect. Ever.
[QUOTE=KINGSman;31297678]I don't think I'll ever understand you people...... Also there's no such thing as "perfect food". Nothing is perfect. Ever.[/QUOTE] Chef Ramsey is perfect.
except most of the time they give him dog shit. TWO WELLINGTONS 90% of the time those two wellingtons are a. undercooked b. overcooked c. rubbery d. a/b & c
[QUOTE=KINGSman;31297678]I don't think I'll ever understand you people...... Also there's no such thing as "perfect food". Nothing is perfect. Ever.[/QUOTE] Well, that's why Ramsey shouts, he wants perfect food, as nothing is perfect (or so you claim), he will be shouting 24/7. Sorry, have you ever actually seen a head Chef in a busy restaurant? They are [B]all[/B] like this, they have to be, the food needs to be of the highest quality possible, treating your Chefs like bros will make the slack, they won't take you as seriously. Shouting and being an obnoxious dick on the other hand might make them hate you, but they are going to listen.
[QUOTE=KINGSman;31297678]I don't think I'll ever understand you people...... Also there's no such thing as "perfect food". Nothing is perfect. Ever.[/QUOTE]The food that these people are supposed to be cooking are meant to be of high quality, and yet most of the time the shit that they churn out is fucking awful. The people eating there are expecting the upmost quality for the money that they dish out, they aren't expecting shit and neither is Chef Ramsay, he knows that those people are looking for good food and he has every fucking right to get pissed when the people are cooking crap. Not to mention most of the time people come on this show saying "oh im a great chef ive been cooking my whole life herp a derp" and yet they can't get simple orders right, then of course the head of the restaurant is going to get pissed.
Most reality TV shows suck, get over it.
[QUOTE=rrunyan;31297053]"now that chef ramsey has dealt with the foul customer" OH YEAH THE CUSTOMER WAS FOUL.[/QUOTE] The beef was medium-rare, the customer was foul.
[QUOTE=Ringo_Satu;31297968]The beef was medium-rare, the customer was foul.[/QUOTE] not to mention he was being a complete dick, he could've just said "excuse me, but my dish appears to be undercooked, would it be possible if you could maybe cook it a little more? thank you." not "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? MEDIUM? THIS IS BAD DOG FOOD RAARRAARARARARAR" [editline]23rd July 2011[/editline] and then act tough about it
[QUOTE=KingKombat;31297729]except most of the time they give him dog shit. TWO WELLINGTONS 90% of the time those two wellingtons are a. undercooked b. overcooked c. rubbery d. a/b & c[/QUOTE] Wellingtons and risottos :v:
fucking automerge
love this man
Any more funny vids with bad chefs like raj?
[QUOTE=Ond kaja;31296114]I have nothing against the TV-show itself, the contestants know the rules before they enter. What's idiotic is that real restaurant owners think that screaming and being a dick like Gordon Ramsay will make your employees cook better food. Fuck them.[/QUOTE] you've never watched Ramsays shows on BBC, have you? he's nothing like that [editline]23rd July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=WilloTheWisp;31296685]He even sometimes insults the customers [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOIA41CqyXY&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] it's an american TV show genius
[QUOTE=Sanius;31298479]you've never watched Ramsays shows on BBC, have you? he's nothing like that[/QUOTE] I think you misunderstood my post. I was criticising restaurant owners who are inspired by Gordon Ramsay's acting, I wasn't criticising Ramsay, he's a good actor and that's why Hell's Kitchen is popular.
[QUOTE=Ond kaja;31298539]I think you misunderstood my post. I was criticising restaurant owners who are inspired by Gordon Ramsay's acting, I wasn't criticising Ramsay, he's a good actor and that's why Hell's Kitchen is popular.[/QUOTE] oh sorry. I thought you meant that Ramsay is telling restaurant owners that's how they should act
After finishing watching the show the OP got out of his house and beat up a bunch of kids smoking pot.
Why would I want to watch dumb fat people get yelled at all day? That's not entertainment.
[QUOTE=GodKing;31298808]Why would I want to watch dumb fat people get yelled at all day? That's not entertainment.[/QUOTE] you clearly don't know entertainment, plus why would they be fat [editline]23rd July 2011[/editline] oh right it's america so they must be fat, why didn't i realize it sooner
[QUOTE=GodKing;31298808]Why would I want to watch dumb fat people get yelled at all day? That's not entertainment.[/QUOTE]And this is why we're all humans with different opinions/beliefs/interests.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;31298873]you clearly don't know entertainment, plus why would they be fat [editline]23rd July 2011[/editline] oh right it's america so they must be fat, why didn't i realize it sooner[/QUOTE] I think he was referring to Raj.
I feel like you made this thread just to push the fact that you can cook. To most people, the stuff on the show doesn't look that easy. Also, I'd imagine the whole environment of a hot kitchen with Ramsay yelling at you doesn't help at all.
The UK show, they want the help. The US "Fox-ified" version they just act like cunts.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;31293682][img]http://www.premiumhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/key_art_hells_kitchen1.jpg[/img] [B] "I'm Gordon Ramsay, and I scream a lot"[/B] Everyone who was watched atleast one episode of this show knows what I'm talking about. [B]Why is it so bad?[/B] Well first of all I don't know how the fuck do they choose the contestants that get to the actual show, but I guess there is some qualification round prior to the actual show that weeds out the complete fucktards. This raises the first question I need to ask: How fucking bad are the people that don't get to the show when the people who do get to the show have a hard time whipping up a fucking omelet? I guess the people who don't get to the show shit their pants when they're told to bring water to a boil. I mean holy fuck, how hard is it cook a chicken breast nice and evenly? When I'm looking at the contestants on the show it seems like it's the hardest thing on the planet! Seriously, with the amount of food they throw out on each episode they could feed the entire population of africa for a fucking month! Another thing that I noticed when I was watching this show was the fact that when the kitchen was shut down they all gather around their favourite hobby. Can you guess what it is? SMOKING! I mean holy fucking shitwaffles, what the fuck is a gang of smokers doing on a fucking cooking show? Last time I checked the ability the tell the difference between shit and ravioli was pretty crucial, but I guess I was wrong on that one. [B]Isn't it humane that people make mistakes?[/B] Yeah, it is, but if you fail to cook a chicken breast through and through over and over again, you're a horribly bad chef and shouldn't be on the show. Everyone makes mistakes, I know, but in a kitchen environment it's pretty fucking important that you make sure that you learn THE FIRST TIME a customer returns a dish to the kitchen. Serving raw food in a restaurant is always a serious mistake, because someone might get really sick or even die, if you're not paying attention on what you're doing. If raw food is the only thing you can produce you should be on the "Who want's to be a sushi chef?" -show and not on one that actually requires you to cook shit properly. There was also this whinypants who I remember from last season or something who had to leave, because he was morbidly obese and was pretty much dying in the kitchen, but now he's fucking back and he seems to be somekinda messiah, because he is given out to be like best at everything. "Yo yo yo, I'm back! I lost two pounds and now I'm back in the game". He's being kind and giving all kinds of tips and tricks to his team members (note: he was placed into the womens team. Whiny old cunt that he is.) and being all knowing and powerful. Well atleast until the next challenge comes. They were supposed to prepare as many shrimps they can in ten minutes. They needed to cut the head, remove the shell and the shit sack. That's it. Most of them did pretty good and I expected this whiny fat bastard do like 50 in the given time. He made seven. Seven shrimps in ten minutes. Four of them were thrown to the bin. That makes a total of three shrimp in ten minutes. A real fucking saviour alright. Most of the team got atleast 5 or 7 shrimp done. [B]The contestants can't all be that bad, someone has to win you know?[/B] I don't know, but I gotta tip my hat to Gordon, because if he can find a proper chef to one of his restaurants from this group of retards, he really needs some serious balls, because I wouldn't let any of the contestants even pour me my morning cereal. Let alone run a fucking restaurant. All of the contestants own a very unique personality on most cases. There's always the whiner who isn't treated like a king, the one who fucks everything up, the one who blames everyone else, the one who is like a time bomb ready to explode when told what to do. They all seem like people who failed kindegarden, because they're so fucking childish and whiny little bastards. The horrible truth is that all of these contestants think that they can run a whole god damn restaurant when they can't even fry a fucking fish properly. On tonights show there was this guy that made me instantly think of Brucie from GTAIV. He was cocky, rude, "I'm the best at everything", everyone loves me, etc.. you know how Brucie is. Though Brucie was funny, this guy was just a fucking cunt. So, he was supposed to serve the appetizers for the customers and prepare them right in front of them using this cooking stroller apparatus. Well, he was going to trust his Texas charisma (what ever the fuck that is) to make the customers love him. Well all he did was fuck around and flirt with the young ladies. He dropped the food on the floor two times in a row and on the second time the whole fucking pan went flying. After a while of fucking things up to no end, Gordons right hand man Jean-Philippe stepped up and tried to give him a few tips to help him perform better. What does he do? He goes to a maximum defence mode and is like "Aww heeeeel naw, dawg, you givin' me advice? Yo want to get killed, dawg?" and nearly ends up into a fist fight with Jean-Philippe, who was just trying to help him. After the serving was over both teams went to do what they do best, smoke the fuck out of their tastebuds, and decide who they'll drop from the show. Well, of course Brucie here got some comments about his behavior and, yep, you guessed it, [B]MAXIMUM ARMOR[/B] and the usual "You wanna take this outside, bitch?! Imma whack yo ass till it's medium rare, homie!" and then he walks away huffing and puffing like he was having a stroke or something. What the fuck is a guy like that doing in a fucking restaurant? If you got a temper of a toddler you don't belong to a kitchen. Also, right at the end when the team leaders were asked to name the nominees and why, the other teams leader went to retard mode and decided to make a complete ass of himself. Ramsay had to ask like four of five times "NOMINEES AND WHY!" and still the guy was like "The people know what they did and I don't take part of it" I mean what the fuck, it's a simple question, why can't you answer it? He's not asking you the square root of the number 5345, he's asking you tell the NAMES of the people your team wants out and WHY. "I'm not a BITCH!" he says with eyes burning red. *akward silence* ..... ..... I mean seriously, what the flying fuck has that to do with anything? Then he starts to threaten Gordon and wants to fight with him, because he is such a fucking retard that he can't answer a simple question of who and why. I suggest everyone of you watch this show. It's hilariously stupid and the quality of the contestants will make you cry your eyes out.[/QUOTE] So in addition to a professional child-beater, you're now an expert chef and TV critic? Stop making threads.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;31299301]The UK show, they want the help. The US "Fox-ified" version they just act like cunts.[/QUOTE] the US shows are made even more annoying by the obvious over-dramatic editing and stock sound effects every 2 seconds
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