• Hell's Kitchen (TV Show), the pinnacle of stupidity
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[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;31322852]I wonder if the insults to the customers in HK are scripted too... they probably are, or else he'd be getting lawsuits by the hundreds, thanks to that big mouth of his[/QUOTE] I wouldn't be surprised if the guests gets to sign some kind of document that prohibits them from suing for silly things.
lol some guy on kitchen nightmares responds to Ramsay saying "This isn't how you run a restaurant" with "That's not true" meanwhile Ramsay owns several and this guy's is going belly up. It makes for good television but I always want to strangle the idiots who say that kind of shit.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;31323194]With what are they gonna sue him? "He called me a whale *sob"I don't think so.[/QUOTE] Yeah but that would be considered [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defamation#Slander]slander[/url] to some... right?
[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6380033/lolrant.html[/url] :v:
[QUOTE=acds;31294152]Also, Raj was by far the dumbest: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJVk4q7RUE[/media][/QUOTE] 9:48 "This time IT'S RAW *SMACKDOWN*" [sp]SUPER-REFERENCE TIME.[/sp]
I see it like this. What would YOU rather watch? A kitchen full of skilled cooks where everything runs smoothly, or shit hitting the fan? Don't lie. Everyone finds shit hitting the fan more entertaining than things running smoothly.
In season 2, why was that one guy always wearing a suit?
i work in a kitchen and like all the chefs and cooks smoke
[QUOTE=slippp22;31328632]i work in a kitchen and like all the chefs and cooks smoke[/QUOTE] Does your boss yell 24/7 ?
[QUOTE=Jund;31312042]It's reality TV, deal with it Why do you think Raj was kept so long on the show? Because he created drama, which makes the show more interesting All reality television is scripted to some extent [editline]24th July 2011[/editline] It's a pretty common thing in contest shows Keep the jackass/moron on for a few more rounds to create tension, then when he/she finally gets kicked out it feels much more satisfying for the viewers[/QUOTE] They even say at the end of Kitchen Nightmares (in the form of a split second paragraph) that footage isn't in real time order or something. They edit it to make it more dramatic.
I fucking loved Raj.
Just saw Hell's Kitchen (U.S.), wow this Keri/Kelsi girl is dumb, as well as Elise. But no, one of the only competent ones had to leave. Fuck do they really need to do this on purpose
yeah I was watching, carrie clearly should have gone, the chick who left didn't even mess up a lot, just that night. But then there wouldn't be constant drama and that's no fun. Elise is a walking stereotype, she can't keep her mouth shut and it's going to catch up with her which should b cool Notice Chino got slipped into waiter service so they could keep him longer, and he still messed that up.
I gave no shits until I saw this thread. Now I really like Gordon Ramsrsly.
Not Hell's Kitchen but Ramsay nonetheless: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYylXXGY6tA[/media] That guy is dumb as shit, how the fuck did Ramsay not punch him in that stupid face.
[b]DON'T FUCKING OVERCOOK IT![/b] - [i]Gordon Ramsay[/i]
i love videos of gordon freaking out on people
Flash frozen food is disgusting. If I went to a place that was known for a paticular item, and learned it came semi-prepared in the back of a freezer truck, I'd rethink about eating there.
Fun read, good OP.
Fuck I really thought Elise was going to be leaving today. Why the fuck would Ramsay call her name if she wasn't going to leave? Than again Chino REALLY couldn't cook.
People mostly watch it because the chef's are so bad, if they had good chef's in there the show would be lame. The comedic value comes from the chef's fucking up, then Gordon Ramsey spewing vulgarities at a pace that would frighten many sailors. Man, his parents raised him so badly that he became a superstar. Thank God for Gordon Ramsey.
[QUOTE=Genocidal;31357841]People mostly watch it because the chef's are so bad, if they had good chef's in there the show would be lame. The comedic value comes from the chef's fucking up, then Gordon Ramsey spewing vulgarities at a pace that would frighten many sailors. Man, his parents raised him so badly that he became a superstar. Thank God for Gordon Ramsey.[/QUOTE] He's not actually like that
[QUOTE=The Advisor;31345511][b]DON'T FUCKING OVERCOOK IT![/b] - [i]Gordon Ramsay[/i][/QUOTE] [b]DON'T FUCKING UNDERCOOK IT![/b] - [i]Gordon Ramsay[/i] :)
[QUOTE=KingKombat;31358734]He's not actually like that[/QUOTE] He's pretty damn calm until he starts cooking, then he becomes a monster (like in Kitchen Nightmares, calm as fuck then he starts helping out with the cooking and food is smashed and insults fly).
[QUOTE=acds;31344835]Not Hell's Kitchen but Ramsay nonetheless: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYylXXGY6tA[/media] That guy is dumb as shit, how the fuck did Ramsay not punch him in that stupid face.[/QUOTE] I remember his fucking astrophysics menu choose a flavour add to a meat choose a seasoning carry the six wait three weeks
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;31293682] They were supposed to prepare as many shrimps they can in ten minutes. They needed to cut the head, remove the shell and the shit sack. That's it. Most of them did pretty good and I expected this whiny fat bastard do like 50 in the given time. He made seven. Seven shrimps in ten minutes. Four of them were thrown to the bin. That makes a total of three shrimp in ten minutes. A real fucking saviour alright. Most of the team got atleast 5 or 7 shrimp done.[/QUOTE] I don't think you realize how hard it is to prepare shrimp. Have you ever done it? Shrimp does not look one bit like what the finished product is. I'm just going to say this: Un-prepared shrimp is a pain in the ass. It's slippery, the shell cuts your fingers, and precision knifework is not easy. [editline]27th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;31296322] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ybh2J.png[/img][/QUOTE] How did you make that?
[QUOTE=matt54;31362563][b]DON'T FUCKING UNDERCOOK IT![/b] - [i]Gordon Ramsay[/i] :)[/QUOTE] Works either way :smug:
[QUOTE=matt54;31362563][b]DON'T FUCKING COOK IT![/b] - [i]Gordon Ramsay[/i] :)[/QUOTE] fixed.
fuck off ramsay is fucking hilarious he's got away with some cracking insults. 'you fucking pig! YOU FRENCH PIG' was one of my favourites. however, it's censored on american hells kitchen for some reason and it's just annoying to watch. [editline]27th July 2011[/editline] lol here it is [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kprBqkNkTzU[/url] [editline]27th July 2011[/editline] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdPwzbOdn4w[/url]
[QUOTE=joe588;31371035]fuck off ramsay is fucking hilarious he's got away with some cracking insults. 'you fucking pig! YOU FRENCH PIG' was one of my favourites. however, it's censored on american hells kitchen for some reason and it's just annoying to watch. [editline]27th July 2011[/editline] lol here it is [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kprBqkNkTzU[/url] [editline]27th July 2011[/editline] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdPwzbOdn4w[/url][/QUOTE]"processed ramsay flesh that swore" "I had one of his gourmet sausages the other day, came back up and swore at me, it said 'chew me properly you fat twat'." That's just gold.
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