[quote=coopercrue;28162800]and then a skeleton popped out[/quote]
bagwuwuwuwuga
Fuck you page 104
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
oh
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;25786441]:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
People have been infected with Cordyceps fungi (A.K.A. Beauveria bassiana).
[url]http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC525285/?tool=pmcentrez[/url]
Sweet dreams :)
[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;28166171]People have been infected with Cordyceps fungi (A.K.A. Beauveria bassiana).
[url]http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC525285/?tool=pmcentrez[/url]
Sweet dreams :)[/QUOTE]
Woa...
Also, i don't know much if the lollies were posted before, so here:
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-819[/url]
Bodyfluid-draining lollipops? That's some nasty shit.
[QUOTE=ishownomercy;28105815][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914[/url] is my favorite (and the experiment log, [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experiment-log-914[/url])
[editline]17th February 2011[/editline]
Ah, and [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426[/url][/QUOTE]
SCP-426 made me laugh so hard.
Sweetness, scp-wiki has the kind of creepy/weird stuff I have seen in past threads. I had no idea it was a website.
[QUOTE=ironman17;28167554]Bodyfluid-draining lollipops? That's some nasty shit.[/QUOTE]
Kidney erasing too.
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231[/url]
Does anybody know exactly what "Procedure 110-Monatuk" is? This entry is fascinating, and I wish it wasn't 30%+ blacked out.
they have some funny shit on the scp wiki
SCP-049 - Plague Doctor
SCP-215 - Paranoia-Inducing Spectacles
SCP-230 - The Gayest Man Alive
SCP-322 - "Grow Your Own Castle" Kit
SCP-426 - I am a Toaster go read it, its hilariousness is 100
also have this as a token of my "friendship with you guys.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/c5f200blamev2104.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=thenecronlord;28169993]they have some funny shit on the scp wiki
SCP-426 - I am a Toaster go read it, its hilariousness is 100[/QUOTE] I'm not so sure I can believe a story about myself.
[img]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-134/SCP-134.jpg[/img]
Item #: SCP-134
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-134 is currently contained within a specially outfitted humanoid-containment cell, measuring six (6) meters by eight (8) meters. Since SCP-134 is completely blind, special safety precautions must be taken with the room's furnishings. SCP-134 is reasonably accustomed to the position of all objects in the cell and navigates mostly from memory. Any personnel moving furniture "for a laugh" will be transfered to Keter clean-up duty. SCP-134's room currently contains:
One (1) single bed with additional mattress padding.
One (1) pink bed set including sheets, comforter, and pillow with "Hello Kitty" mascot print. (Note: though blind, SCP-134 is able to feel the printed pattern and prefers it.)
One (1) wardrobe and one (1) chest of drawers containing clothes in Youth Extra-Small. All drawers are to be labeled in Braille and raised-print English.
One (1) dollhouse with dolls and interior furnishings.
Eight (8) stuffed animals (three cats, two dogs, a giraffe, a dolphin, and a panda)
A selection of children's literature in Braille.
One (1) chair and one (1) table.
A craft station with modeling clay and building blocks.
SCP-134 may request additional items, all of which must be approved by a staff member with Level 3 clearance or higher. If any items are added to the room, SCP-134's handlers must be informed ahead of time to prepare her for the addition of something new to the environment. SCP-134 is to be tutored on a regular basis both in general education appropriate for the subject's age and in Braille.
[img_thumb]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-134/SCP-134-alt.jpg[/img_thumb]
SCP-134's left eye viewed with low-light photography
Description: SCP-134 seems to be an Asian girl between the ages of █ and █, with short black hair and a slight build. The subject seems normal in most respects and has all the biological requirements of a human child (food, sleep, etc). However, where SCP-134's eyes should be are two black pits, covered by a transparent membrane similar in appearance to a human eye's membrane; ophthalmological testing has shown that the membranes are between 150 and 200 times more resilient than for a normal human. SCP-134 lacks eyelids and thus does not blink, nor can SCP-134 see anything through these black areas. Attempts to examine the back of SCP-134's eyeball have failed, as no retina can be seen. In normal lighting conditions, they appear completely black, but in darkness, very faint lights have been seen within them. Further study with long-exposure photography and light amplification revealed that the lights are actually stars and galaxies, visible as though SCP-134's eye sockets are somehow looking out into deep space. To date, no astronomical formations have been recognized, though research by staff astronomer Dr. ███████ is ongoing.
Sonar examination has revealed no unusual cavities within SCP-134's skull; however, [DATA EXPUNGED], confirming the presence of [DATA EXPUNGED] eye sockets being the local termini and intergalactic space being the remote termini. Parallax measurements indicate that the remote termini are between twenty (20) and two thousand (2000) meters apart, and are moving at between twenty (20) and forty (40) times the speed of light; this does not appear to be linked to SCP-134's position, movement, or metabolism.
Spectrographic analysis indicates that the remote termini periodically [DATA EXPUNGED] new location; the cause of this is not yet known. The shortest interval measured between shifts was six days, while the longest was five weeks. As of yet, no termini shifts have been observed in progress.
SCP-134 has not shown any hostile behavior, and seems unaware of any unnatural condition. SCP-134 shows behavioral symptoms similar to those seen in high-functioning autistic children, including patterned behavior and resistance to change. As such, SCP-134 has been assigned a childhood development specialist to help work with these issues; the specialist has suggested that proper childhood development requires a personal name, and has nicknamed SCP-134 "Stella". SCP-134 has learned to associate being referred to by her SCP number with being subjected to physical tests, and becomes upset and less cooperative when this is done by individuals who have previously referred to her as "Stella"; consequently, personnel are urged to not refer to her by name unless they wish their interactions with SCP-134 to be limited to interview sessions.
The specialist has since been terminated from employment for taking too close an interest in the SCPs assigned to him. Any staff found referring to SCP-134 as 'Stella' will be severely reprimanded.
When questioned about her eyes, SCP-134 claims no knowledge of any deformation, even when allowed to feel normal human eyes for comparison.
SCP-134 has to date volunteered no information about parentage or identity, though when acquired by the Foundation, SCP-134 was called "████". SCP-134 has proven docile and cooperative, and as such staff should display all the normal courtesy they would to any other guest. SCP-134 was taken into Foundation custody based on reports of a deformed child left at the ██████████ orphanage in ███████, Yokohama, Japan. SCP-134 has been in Foundation custody since 200█, at which time orphanage staff claimed SCP-134 was █ years old. Since then, SCP-134 has learned conversational English, in addition to the Japanese already known, and has demonstrated facility with Braille, though instruction is ongoing.
[QUOTE=hurts;28169484][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231[/url]
Does anybody know exactly what "Procedure 110-Monatuk" is? This entry is fascinating, and I wish it wasn't 30%+ blacked out.[/QUOTE]
...You haven't pieced it together? I envy you. The signs are all apparent in the file, and yet you still fail to connect the dots.
If I were you, I wouldn't continue to investigate it any deeper. It might just shock you.
Does anyone else try to click on those black boxes in the SCP stories thinking they are spoiler tags?
[img]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-966/Darkskullteeth%20infrared%201.jpg[/img]
Oh my god, i'm so glad it's 4:37
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-966[/url]
[QUOTE=ironman17;28174663]...You haven't pieced it together? I envy you. The signs are all apparent in the file, and yet you still fail to connect the dots.
If I were you, I wouldn't continue to investigate it any deeper. It might just shock you.[/QUOTE]
Any hints? please, this is gonna drive me nuts...
:ohdear:
this threadd
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;28175259]Any hints? please, this is gonna drive me nuts...[/QUOTE]
I'm taking a guess that the specimen might be a social experiment on the agents. I don't know.
[quote]Any personnel moving furniture "for a laugh" will be transfered to Keter clean-up duty.[/quote]
lol
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;28175259]Any hints? please, this is gonna drive me nuts...[/QUOTE]
Well, think about it: 7 [REDACTED] females aged between [sp]i[/sp] and [sp]#[/sp] retrieved from someplace owned by "the Children of the Scarlet King", and the newspaper chronicling the event had an article titled "Police Raid Satanic Sex Cult, Save 7". Plus, according to the report on SCP-231, six Class D Personnel with backgrounds as convicted sex offenders are to be assigned to SCP-231-7 each month for the purposes of carrying out Procedure 110-Montauk.
Pieced it together yet? If you think not knowing will drive you nuts, wait 'till you figure out what Procedure 110-Montauk truly entails... :smith:
And yes, it does involve brutal [REDACTED].
[QUOTE=ironman17;28175685]Well, think about it: 7 [REDACTED] females aged between [sp]i[/sp] and [sp]#[/sp] retrieved from someplace owned by "the Children of the Scarlet King", and the newspaper chronicling the event had an article titled "Police Raid Satanic Sex Cult, Save 7". Plus, according to the report on SCP-231, six Class D Personnel with backgrounds as convicted sex offenders are to be assigned to SCP-231-7 each month for the purposes of carrying out Procedure 110-Montauk.
Pieced it together yet? If you think not knowing will drive you nuts, wait 'till you figure out what Procedure 110-Montauk truly entails... :smith:
And yes, it does involve brutal [REDACTED].[/QUOTE]
Forced butt sex?
Brutal forced butt sex?
what is this scp site about
[QUOTE=ironman17;28174663]...You haven't pieced it together? I envy you. The signs are all apparent in the file, and yet you still fail to connect the dots.
If I were you, I wouldn't continue to investigate it any deeper. It might just shock you.[/QUOTE]
I got the bit where it's clearly some awful sex act or else something to do with a gruesome abortion (it's mentioned that whenever one of the specimens gives birth, [DATA EXPUNGED] happens and an untold number of casualties occurs due to [REDACTED] and that the 110-Monatuk procedure is necessary to prevent this from happening (this is based mostly on pain or emotional value, as when the patient stops giving a shit the doctors get worried) but I can't really tell exactly what it entails.
Also, side note: Are Class-D personnel prisoners on lend (1-way most of the time) from correctional facilities and prisons, or just workers who signed up for the wrong job?
That SCP site is awesome. Some of them are so realistic i keep looking over my shoulder all day just incase.
[QUOTE=ironman17;28175685]
Pieced it together yet? If you think not knowing will drive you nuts, wait 'till you figure out what Procedure 110-Montauk truly entails... :smith:
And yes, it does involve brutal [REDACTED].[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing some manner of rape...shit, just tell me, i'm kacking myself here
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;28176076]That SCP site is awesome. Some of them are so realistic i keep looking over my shoulder all day just incase.[/QUOTE]
Link?
Oh I thought there was another website. :v:
[QUOTE=magicman1234;28176119]Link?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com[/url]
theres a shit load of them
so far they're all really creepy
[QUOTE=ironman17;28175685]Well, think about it: 7 [REDACTED] females aged between [sp]i[/sp] and [sp]#[/sp] retrieved from someplace owned by "the Children of the Scarlet King", and the newspaper chronicling the event had an article titled "Police Raid Satanic Sex Cult, Save 7". Plus, according to the report on SCP-231, six Class D Personnel with backgrounds as convicted sex offenders are to be assigned to SCP-231-7 each month for the purposes of carrying out Procedure 110-Montauk.
Pieced it together yet? If you think not knowing will drive you nuts, wait 'till you figure out what Procedure 110-Montauk truly entails... :smith:
And yes, it does involve brutal [REDACTED].[/QUOTE]
To make sure he doesn't realize it: Procedure 110-Montauk is rape.
At least, I'm pretty certain it's rape, I had a feeling it might be forcible abortion.
scp002 is eery
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;28176388]To make sure he doesn't realize it: Procedure 110-Montauk is rape.
At least, I'm pretty certain it's rape, I had a feeling it might be forcible abortion.[/QUOTE]
I had the same thoughts, but that doesn't seem awful enough. Shit, a lot of the people who work on that project get terminated and many other request Class A Amnesiacs. It can't just be rape. The SPC guys deal with stuff worse than that every time they go to get a cup of fucking coffee.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.