[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;28176403]scp002 is eery[/QUOTE]
The Living Room? Thats one of my favorites.
Along with 015. I couldnt imagine being trapped in a dark factory surround by living pipes. And the screaming from inside would drive me insane.
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;28176149][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com[/url]
theres a shit load of them
so far they're all really creepy[/QUOTE]
They're not all creepy. Most;y, they're fascinating.
Currently reading SCP-11: sentient civil war statue
"*name withheld* reports that SCP11 is romantically attracted to her."
Hehehehe...
so whats scp stand for?
super creepy pasta??
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;28176779]so whats scp stand for?
super creepy pasta??[/QUOTE]
secure contain and protect
I like SCP-134. That one was kinda cool.
wow im dumb it says that on the sites banner haha
The joke one about the X-Sponge was pretty clever.
According to their FAQ, Procedure 110-Montauk means: Well, you see, first you [REDACTED] until the elephant begins to trumpet, spurting the [REDACTED] holding her upside down over a bed of live cobras, wherein [REDACTED] but you have to make sure you do it no more then three [REDACTED] Barbra Streisand's Greatest Hits [REDACTED] over seventeen feet long, but that's not the worst part, because the staple remover [REDACTED] make absolutely sure that the feather boa is black and not dark blue, or else you risk [REDACTED] followed by the plutonium splitting the atom, until [REDACTED] and that's it, really.
Oh they so silly.
[QUOTE=Amplified31;28176889]According to their FAQ, Procedure 110-Montauk means: Well, you see, first you [REDACTED] until the elephant begins to trumpet, spurting the [REDACTED] holding her upside down over a bed of live cobras, wherein [REDACTED] but you have to make sure you do it no more then three [REDACTED] Barbra Streisand's Greatest Hits [REDACTED] over seventeen feet long, but that's not the worst part, because the staple remover [REDACTED] make absolutely sure that the feather boa is black and not dark blue, or else you risk [REDACTED] followed by the plutonium splitting the atom, until [REDACTED] and that's it, really.
Oh they so silly.[/QUOTE]
dont you love it when retards ruin something good
I'll attempt to make an SCP. Guess what it's an homage to :buddy:
[quote][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pBki2nykS_o/SZYI9Y4SRNI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/o621bbexcs8/s400/n64ocpal.bmp[/img]
[B]Item #[/B]: SCP-79X
[B]Object Class[/B]: Safe
[B]Description[/B]: SCP-79X is a standard [i]The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina's Mask[/i] Nintendo 64 cartridge. Origins currently remain unknown, however the cartridge was discovered by Dr.█████ at █████ ██, after Dr.█████ had felt an "unnerving sensation, that had gotten stronger as [he] had walked closer to it" by the cartridge at aforementioned location. SCP-79X, after being activated in a Nintendo 64, has been reported by class-D personnel to play regularly until a specific point in the game (████), after which multiple accounts report seeing disturbingly broken gameplay (detailed in "SCP-79X activity" below).
Throughout several points in each of these reports details strange, cryptic messages which seemingly foretell future events, "messages" which would appear to be directed at the current player, and images displayed onscreen which would be impossible to be contained inside the cartridge at the time it was developed.
Many of the faculty would agree the cartridge seems to be either omnipotent, or occupied by an entity which has a connection the real world.
Reports mentioned above also each usually end with the user/player either feeling sick, depressed, paranoid, and in some few cases the user usually develops a case of Psychosis.
[b]SCP-79X activity[/b]: Below is a list of reported "disturbing gameplay" occurrences which were witnessed by class-D personnel.
- The main character, [i]Link[/i], would have it's model distorted, usually having it's limbs bent into impossible angles or shapes.
- Music playing in reverse, an effect not possible by the game's engine
- The main character dying after performing certain actions, usually with animations not previously seen in the game
- Doors teleport players to different locations than in the normal game
- Broken or missing textures on models
- As mentioned above, images appearing onscreen which would be impossible to even have inside the game's cartridge data (such as one report of a recent photo of [REDACTED]'s family being displayed
- Characters talking to the main character, as if the real-life user was the one they were actually talking to
- As mentioned before, cryptic messages which reports would suggest are a plea for forgiveness (e.g. "Daddy... it was an accident" as said by [i]Saria[/i])[/quote]
[QUOTE=KingKombat;28176987]I'll attempt to make an SCP. Guess what it's an homage to :buddy:[/QUOTE]
it's pretty unsubtle and doesnt fit the overall theme of the site at all.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;28177018]it's pretty unsubtle and doesnt fit the overall theme of the site at all.[/QUOTE]
I dunno...if it didnt specify the game, maybe just said "unmarked game cartridge", it would work.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;28177064]I dunno...if it didnt specify the game, maybe just said "unmarked game cartridge", it would work.[/QUOTE]
maybe if he removed the shit like "it called out to him" it would be better.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;28177018]it's pretty unsubtle and doesnt fit the overall theme of the site at all.[/QUOTE]
Subtle? Most of those SCPs are much less subtle than what I wrote
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;28177064]I dunno...if it didnt specify the game, maybe just said "unmarked game cartridge", it would work.[/QUOTE]
couldn't find an image of an unmarked game cartridge. that was my original idea
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
fixed the "called out to him" part
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;28176909]dont you love it when retards ruin something good[/QUOTE]
I do.
Was just reading SPC Experiment log 914 and saw this
Name: Junior Assistant Ibor
Date: ██/██/20██
Input: Five (5) issues of [REDACTED] pornographic magazine.
Setting: Very fine.
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED] of a naked woman.
Junior Assistant Ibor: OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT CONSERVATION OF MASS OH GOD
:v:
[QUOTE=KingKombat;28176987]I'll attempt to make an SCP. Guess what it's an homage to :buddy:[/QUOTE]
You need to edit the picture, [img]http://trueslant.com/tassi/files/2009/12/blank-cartridge.jpg[/img]
and photoshop in majora.
[QUOTE=hurts;28176053]Also, side note: Are Class-D personnel prisoners on lend (1-way most of the time) from correctional facilities and prisons, or just workers who signed up for the wrong job?[/QUOTE]
They're death row inmates.
[QUOTE=hurts;28176681]I had the same thoughts, but that doesn't seem awful enough. Shit, a lot of the people who work on that project get terminated and many other request Class A Amnesiacs. It can't just be rape. The SPC guys deal with stuff worse than that every time they go to get a cup of fucking coffee.[/QUOTE]
This guy isn't kidding. There is an SCP that produces any liquid substance in the world, and they keep it in the lounge.
[QUOTE=magicman1234;28177920]You need to edit the picture, [img_thumb]http://trueslant.com/tassi/files/2009/12/blank-cartridge.jpg[/img_thumb]
and photoshop in majora.[/QUOTE]
i'm just gonna put "loz ocarina"
edit: Fuck it, there's already too many dumb ratings on my post to even try to fix it.
[QUOTE=hurts;28176681]I had the same thoughts, but that doesn't seem awful enough. Shit, a lot of the people who work on that project get terminated and many other request Class A Amnesiacs. It can't just be rape. The SPC guys deal with stuff worse than that every time they go to get a cup of fucking coffee.[/QUOTE]
Sounds more like seeing the Antichrist get aborted, imo.
I cracked up at 154, "the offensive bracelets."
Description: SCP-154 is a pair of simple bronze bracelets, completely circular and large enough to comfortably hang off the arm of most people. Spectrograph analysis have proven that the item is composed entirely of copper (85%), tin (11%), arsenic (3%), and traces of other slight impurities (<1%).
When both bracelets are worn on the same arm, and the wearer concentrates on them with arms extended in a depiction of a traditional "nocked bowstring" pose (achieved by having the arm with the bracelets completely extended in front of oneself, with the opposing arm extended up to the elbow of the fully extended arm), a large, indistinct, incorporeal bow will form in the extended hand, and both bracelets will glow lightly.
From that point onwards, SCP-154 can be treated as a bow, until the pose or concentration is broken, which results in the bracelets reverting to normal. There is no actual bowstring, but completing the motion of pulling it achieves the same effect.
When the "bowstring is pulled and released",[b] the bones of the arm will be forcible ejected from the extended limb[/b], traveling in a straight path at speeds recorded over three hundred (300) meters per second. The missing bones and resulting damage to the arm are quickly regenerated, and the weapon is capable of being "fired" again within minutes.
This one is kind of silly. It's funny if you don't go into it expecting something horribly scary. [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-732[/url]
SCP Involved: SCP-517
Personnel Involved: Dr. Agusta Meil (deceased), Site-23 Security (sectors 1, 3 and 4), Agent A█████ Track
Date: 08/25/1997
Location: Storage Site-23.
On 08/25/1997, at approximately 13:56, the late Dr. Meil was targeted by SCP-517 while supervising the object’s transport to a new storage locker. Security and Site Director ███████ were alerted, and a defensive strategy was devised.
At 23:30, Dr. Meil was loaded into a Foundation UH-60 Black Hawk, five security personnel assigned as bodyguards. Helicopter was situated on Helipad 3-8, located on the roof of the then-empty Cafeteria 1.
Non-essential security personnel from sectors 1, 3 and 4 were armed with close-quarters weapons (blades and stun batons), flame weapons and combat explosives. Squads were directed to strategic points around Cafeteria 1’s main and second floors, instructed to destroy any instances of SCP-517-01 that appear. As this was the first concerted effort intended to overcome SCP-517-01, all measures were taken.
As Cafeteria 1 was not constructed with a proper basement, it was expected that SCP-517-01 would manifest in one of the surrounding buildings. All SCP objects that posed a threat if released by SCP-517-01 were moved to another area of the Site. SCP-059’s enclosure is located away from Cafeteria 1 and as such was deemed safe.
Log of Events
23:57 - Dr. Meil and guards board aerial transport
00:05 - Night time illumination augmented by additional floodlights.
00:36 - Ground squads assigned to interior of Cafeteria 1 in place.
00:41 - Ground squads assigned to exterior of Cafeteria 1 in place.
01:03 - Weapon check called.
01:10 - Dr. Meil expresses an intense feeling of suspense. Becomes mildly agitated. Attributed to knowledge of SCP object and subsequent paranoia.
01:20 - Last call for restroom breaks.
01:30 - Site locked down. All doors and windows capable of being sealed are locked.
01:43 - Approximately 18 SCP-517-01 limbs sighted to the east of Cafeteria 1, generated somewhere in Storage-Center 4-b, approximately 40 metres away. Immediately destroyed by concentrated weapons fire.
01:47 - More SCP-517-01 sighted, in the same area. Additional arms generate to replace those destroyed by weapons fire. Several seemed tasked to collect pieces left behind. No hostility towards squads reported.
01:55 - Further instances of SCP-517-01 sighted to the northeast of Cafeteria 1, generating from within several Foundation- assigned vehicles parked between Cafeteria 1 and Storage-Center 4-b. Ground squad engages, utilizing flame weapons.
02:10 - Assault continues upon SCP-517-01. Number of arms greatly increase, between ██ and ███ are estimated to generate at a steady pace from various points to the northeast. Fire-damaged or destroyed limbs retract out of sight. Pieces left behind collected by entity. No hostility reported directly towards Foundation teams.
02:24 - Squads report some difficulty keeping up with the rate of replacement. Explosive weapons authorized against origin points. No hostility reported directly towards Foundation teams.
02:39 - Dr. Meil and aerial squad go airborne.
02:41 - Arms generate “from the walls” within Cafeteria 1, ground floor. Later examination reveals the arms had formed irregular holes in the drywall consistent with blunt force. Ground-floor squad engages, utilizing close-quarters weaponry. No hostility reported directly towards Foundation teams.
02:49 - SCP-517-01 appears within Cafeteria 1 ventilation system. Roof squad engage. Ground-based instances of SCP-517-01 are noted to continue reaching in the direction of Cafeteria 1, even while Dr. Meil has gone airborne within the evacuation vehicle. ███ estimated to have appeared.
03:04 - SCP-517-01 appear on roof of Cafeteria 1, generating from kitchen exhaust ports. Damage done to structural mesh. Entity engaged.
03:11 - SCP-517-01 observed to remove the locked fire-escape door on the north side of Cafeteria 1. Said instances generated within Cafeteria 1’s ventilation systems.
03:22 - █ SCP-517-01 limbs, generating from the exhaust system of Cafeteria 1, reach helicopter. Roof crew alerted, limbs culled.
03:31 - Dr. Meil becomes hysteric, demands that the pilot flee. Helicopter begins moving to the southeast.
03:33 - SCP-517-01 generate upon helicopter, seemingly from the base of the tail. Begin attacking the doors.
03:34 - Left-side rear window shattered, onboard squad engaged with bladed weapons.
03:35 - Dr. Meil acquired by SCP-517-01. Drawn through window, passed towards waiting arms. Subsequently moved through the air towards Cafeteria 1.
03:35 - SCP-517-01 limb caught in helicopter’s tail rotor; pilot forced to attempt an emergency landing. Agent Track severely wounded.
03:36 - Squads report a marked increase in hostility by SCP-517-01. Entity begins replacing arms at a greatly increased rate. Estimated number of limbs estimated at a steady 1██.
03:37 - Dr. Meil drawn through Cafeteria 1’s kitchen ventilation system.
03:37 - Dr. Meil reappears in kitchen. Agent ███████-███ attempts to sever 517-01 limbs; subsequently captured and pulled towards fire exit with Dr. Meil.
03:37 - Agent ███████, Agent ████████, and Agent ██████ captured. Defence squads ordered to stand down.
03:39 - Dr. Meil, Agents ███████-███, ███████, ████████, and ██████ drawn into Storage-Building 4-b through access door. Outside limbs retract, disappear.
03:44 - Agent ███ attempts to damage Storage-Building 4-b with combat grenades; aggressively drawn into building by exceedingly rapid limbs.
03:45 - Command contacted; mission failed.
07:01 - Dawn.
07:10 - Collective remains of Dr. Meil and Agents ███████-███, ███████, ████████, ██████ and ███ rediscovered.
Jesus.
Is there an SCP of Slender Man?
From the SCP "[i]Coffee Machine[/i]" (An object that can produce almost anything you ask it for):
Addendum [SCP-294ad]: Researcher produced request consisting solely of the phrase, "Surprise me." Device produced a opaque cup containing normal water, later determined to have been superheated to about 200 degrees Celsius. Upon receiving vibration from transport, the contents of the cup turned into steam, violently spraying boiling water in a 2-meter radius. Researcher reported a quantifiable level of surprise at the occurrence.
You know, I really, really love that we're creating new boogie men. There've always been ghost stories and the like, but I've never heard of stuff like SCP and Slender Man being created before.
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
Well, I hope you get my meaning.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;28159492]Saw this as a comment on Youtube a while ago:
1. Type illuminati backwards in your browser's address bar.
2. Add .com to the end of it.
3. Press enter.
4. :wtc:[/QUOTE]
Genius!
[QUOTE=ironman17;28174663]...You haven't pieced it together? I envy you. The signs are all apparent in the file, and yet you still fail to connect the dots.
If I were you, I wouldn't continue to investigate it any deeper. It might just shock you.[/QUOTE]
OH SNAP
i just saw that little text at the bottom of the O5's report
my mind just
it just fucking
okay imagine every plot twist in every movie and book in the world
that is how shocked i was
i don't really know if i've got it right yet but i'm going along with it for now
[sp]i know that it's satan's seven wives giving birth to satan's sons and you have to have the blindfold to not see hell, as well as seven modes of transportation for every bride, and the voice changer to make you sound demonic and the no hippocratic oath because you have to seem like SUCH, A BAD DOCTOR to quote the spy, but the montauk project and the time travel and invisible radar psychological shit is SO CONFUSING HNNNGH[/sp]
[editline]21st February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;28178401]This guy isn't kidding. There is an SCP that produces any liquid substance in the world, and they keep it in the lounge.[/QUOTE]
they did until some asshole asked for a cup of joe and an actual guy called joe standing next to the machine got incredibly dehydrated and fainted
now that shit's protected yo
level two and higher only and even then only for testing purposes
also, people trying to call jesus on that telephone that calls anything :v:
hahahaha
[quote=SCP-294]Addendum [SCP-294o-02]: 2 subjects keyed "My favorite drink" consecutively. A white fluid and a blue fluid were dispensed respectively. Upon consumption of their own "favorite", each subject were overcome by euphoria and began to display seizure-like behavior which lasted for approximately 12 minutes. After they calmed down, each subject tried the other's beverage. While extreme pleasure was observed for both, they insisted that their own drink was better. Far more shocking, however, was that analysis of the drinks identified 68 previously unknown substances, including 12 non-terrestrial elements. Upon these results, it is concluded that SCP-294 ability to gather information extends far beyond simple telepathy into a possibly omniscient ability to satisfy conditions. Motion to raise to Keter was denied, but all testing involving referential or descriptive statements has been forbidden under termination without authorization of O5 personal. Requests for testing inputs of "The greatest drink ever" and "A fluid that can kill SCP-682" have been taken under review.
Addendum [SCP-294q-01]: Subject keyed "the perfect drink." The machine dispensed a cup containing an odorless lavender liquid. After drinking the liquid, subject appeared to go into shock. Subject later committed suicide, leaving a note which read "I'm sorry, but at this point everything's just one big letdown." Requesting such a drink again is highly discouraged. None of the components of the drink have yet been identified.[/quote]
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