A man walked in front of car with family inside, he hurted himself because of car hitting man. A dad got out car, he said who was man?
Man got up and said "I AM PHONE!". then a ghost popped out and everyone started dancing to scooby doo theme music.
[QUOTE=Saren;28578991]A man walked in front of car with family inside, he hurted himself because of car hitting man. A dad got out car, he said who was man?
Man got up and said "I AM PHONE!". then a ghost popped out and everyone started dancing to scooby doo theme music.[/QUOTE]
And then a skeleton popped out.
[QUOTE=Marnetmar;28431111]My IQ is 124.[/QUOTE]
Then your lying.
This is an honest to god true story.
It was a fairly hot day, so my back door was open for breeze. I was in my living room, chilling on the sofa and reading, when a big ginger cat waltzed in from the hallway. It gave me a look, as if to say "The fuck you want?", and then walked past me and out the back door.
Anyway, after a few seconds of just sitting there and staring, i went and checked the front door.
The fucker was shut.
I checked all the windows on the ground floor.
All shut.
The only way that cat could have got in is if it had somehow managed to scale the front of my house and get in through an upstairs window (not likely, and the font of my house isn't climbable, even for cats.), or through the back door. As I was the one to open the back door, it must have somehow snuck past me. I assume i might have fallen asleep at some point, but i'm fairly sure I didn't.
I know there's probably a boring explanation, but still, it was creepy.
Can anyone give me a link to 'Truth about Animal Crossing'? I can't find it on google
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;28576128][img_thumb]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/namicolo/omgwtfdie.jpg[/img_thumb]
Very old, but very gold(en)[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;6ziKnyvBZks]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ziKnyvBZks[/video]
THAT.
[QUOTE=riki2cool;28579987]Then [b]your[/b] lying.[/QUOTE]
Then my lying? Do explain, great one.
[QUOTE=Marnetmar;28586628]Then my lying? Do explain, great one.[/QUOTE]
Shut up. Both of you, just shut up.
nobody cares.
[B]NOBODY[/B]!
[i]Nobody[/i]...
[QUOTE=riki2cool;28580487][URL]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-112[/URL]
Hahaah[/QUOTE]
Oh God been looking for that site since I forgot it's name, thanks!
[editline]13th March 2011[/editline]
The foundation is like Imperial Guard; anyone disobey or move an millimeter during an salute: terminate. Say that weather is bad? Subject is to be detained , castrated, put into permanent pshycological therapy, and tied to chair that has low electrical current run throught it, forever.
[editline]13th March 2011[/editline]
It's just ridiculous to the amount of depressing in some cases
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;28587863]Oh God been looking for that site since I forgot it's name, thanks!
[editline]13th March 2011[/editline]
The foundation is like Imperial Guard; anyone disobey or move an millimeter during an salute: terminate. Say that weather is bad? Subject is to be detained , castrated, put into permanent pshycological therapy, and tied to chair that has low electrical current run throught it, forever.
[editline]13th March 2011[/editline]
It's just ridiculous to the amount of depressing in some cases[/QUOTE]
it's absolutely nothing like that if anybody's killed for stepping out of line its because they put the world in serious danger
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;28588349]it's absolutely nothing like that if anybody's killed for stepping out of line its because they put the world in serious danger[/QUOTE]
Well you may not have seen some of the articles about some scp's before the cleanup, the amount of just overkilling was ridiculous to the last letter.
[editline]13th March 2011[/editline]
Especially in the cases of some scp's that could be eradicated without any consequences nor could they cause the end of the world
[QUOTE=riki2cool;28580487][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-112[/url]
Hahaah[/QUOTE]
Winner! Best scp ever.
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-990[/url]
Coooool.
[editline]13th March 2011[/editline]
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-910[/url]
oh god oh god oh god
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;28576128][img_thumb]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/namicolo/omgwtfdie.jpg[/img_thumb]
Very old, but very gold(en)[/QUOTE]
Well fuck you too sir, I turn the page, and I see some hideous monstrosity.
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-439[/url]
Well my sleeping days are over.
I don't know why, but I read SCP-990's words as something Morgan Freeman would say. ( In the Document 990-02 interview)
[IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/25fj4lc.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;28595230][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-439[/url]
Well my sleeping days are over.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck? Is that even real?
[QUOTE=Seith;28597740]what the fuck? Is that even real?[/QUOTE]
Ofcourse not. But it does remind me of an episode of Stargate SG-1 IIRC.
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;28595230][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-439[/url]
Well my sleeping days are over.[/QUOTE]
My chest hurts now.
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;28595230][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-439[/url]
Well my sleeping days are over.[/QUOTE]
FYI, while the story is fake, the disease (and the picture) are not: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrodysplasia_ossificans_progressiva[/url]
[quote]His condition began to develop at the age of ten and, by the time of his death from pneumonia in November 1973, six days before his 40th birthday, his body had completely ossified, leaving him able to move only his lips.[/quote]
Oh jesus chrsit.
Yeah i like chrsit too.
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;28576128][img_thumb]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/namicolo/omgwtfdie.jpg[/img_thumb]
Very old, but very gold(en)[/QUOTE]
Well, sir, I fap to that shit. :D
Edit:
I'm kidding, by the way. Or am I? I have a lot of fettishes. A lot. *smiles*
[QUOTE=XxxDominationxx;28617455]Well, sir, I fap to that shit. :D
Edit:
I'm kidding, by the way. Or am I? I have a lot of fettishes. A lot. *smiles*[/QUOTE]
Protip: Don't make posts like that.
[editline]15th March 2011[/editline]
True story today. I'd been playing Dead Space for a while last night, and had some crazy dreams. This morning I was getting some water at breakfast, and the water dispenser made a gargling sound. I actually screamed and jumped. I'm so ashamed.
[QUOTE=pokey;28551175][img_thumb] [URL]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1272359930048.jpg[/URL][/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Okay that was freaking scary. I don't understand the whole giant mutant ostrich thing though.
Jesus fuck I just finished playing Underhell and Nightmare House 2 (both in the respective order) in about 5 hours.
I was walking down my basement when I saw a pair of feet with bloody shoes and a barely visible skirt above fly up through the small window that shows outside.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=Seith;28597740]what the fuck? Is that even real?[/QUOTE]
wow
[editline]15th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=XxxDominationxx;28617455]Well, sir, I fap to that shit. :D
Edit:
I'm kidding, by the way. Or am I? I have a lot of fettishes. A lot. *smiles*[/QUOTE]
your posting license has been revoked please stop posting for the good of our health
How about some freaking oldish pictures:
[url]http://www.ladraonoturno.blogspot.com/2011/03/fotos-antigas-tem-sempre-um-ar-sombrio.html[/url]
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