• Generally just Fucking Creepy Stuff-Thread
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I posted this in the Video Game urban legends thread, thought it wouldn't hurt to post it here. [QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;28584345]Once upon a time, I was walking home from after school, when I saw a garage sale that one of my neighbors was having. I decided to stop by, and see if I could find anything. To my surprise, there was a case, with a paper slipped underneath the plastic, with "Black Ops?" written on it in sharpie. I was ecstatic when I saw it, and I asked my neighbor what they wanted for it. "Take it," he said "Take it and go". I ran home, and started up the campaign. I played it all day, but there were some things that seemed out of the ordinary. Sometimes, Mason would get an Australian accent for some reason. When I killed people, their screams sounded very real, as if they recorded someone actually getting shot. They also bled hyper-realistic blood. I was terrified by this, but I felt compelled to go on. I stopped at the last mission, because I really wanted to play multiplayer. What happened next shocked me. When I joined a game, a loud screaming sound came through my headset. I still went on, and played a game of team deathmatch. However, when I looked at any pictures that were on the map, they all showed my family. Every time I saw it, we got more and more decayed, like rotten corpses. After I unlocked create a class, I went to go make one, but unlike the regular "Custom 1, Custom 2 etc.", they said JUST GET OUT OF HERE But I still continued. I started up the last mission of the campaign, but something was wrong, all the characters, Hudson, Mason, and Weaver were crying. They were all in the interrogation room, with Mason still tied up to the chair, I tried everything I could to end it, but nothing worked. They were just crying for well over 10 minutes. I turned the PS3 off, and started again. This time, the mission played regularly, and at the end, when you're swimming up, Mason made a gurgling sound, as if he was drowning. The credits rolled, and I was sent back to the main menu, not even unlocking Five. This time, however, the interrogator is pounding on the glass, screaming "HELP ME!", and Mason was crying again. This carried on for about a minute [sp]and then A SKELETON POPPED OUT FROM THE DOOR[/sp]. I started multiplayer one last time, hoping to get my mind off what I just saw. I looked at my classes, but now they were named MASON DROWNED LOL LOL LOL I promptly turned off the PS3, and went to bed, but I can still hear the characters crying. The creepiest part of it all though, is that the crying, and the screaming, not even the greatest of actors could've done that, it sounded all too real. v:v:v Tried to pull of as many cliches as I could, tell me what I missed.[/QUOTE]
I decided what to put into the V2, will feature mindfuck videogame stuff that is actually fully true this time. [editline]23rd March 2011[/editline] pageking content [img]http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%2010/6-Part10_03.jpg[/img]
isn't that the animal crossing fanfiction where it's a conspiracy about turning humans into animals for parts for [sp]tom nook's wife[/sp]
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;28769512]isn't that the animal crossing fanfiction where it's a conspiracy about turning humans into animals for parts for [sp]tom nook's wife[/sp][/QUOTE] Theories/fanfictions like that are the reason why I love videogame creepyness
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;28769447][img_thumb]http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%2010/6-Part10_03.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%2010/10-Part10_04_.jpg[/img]
Oh GOD I remember that. It was maddeningly amazing and downright creepy.
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035[/url] SCP damn you scary [editline]23rd March 2011[/editline] Also, read it at night while in a carnival.
[quote]Item #: SCP-3467 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3467 is to be made fun of at every opportunity. Heckling, practical jokes, and pranks are good examples. Filming the more spectacular procedures is a must. Description: SCP-3467 is a six (6) foot tall, two hundred (200) pound man eating chicken. Subject is thirty five (35), slightly balding, dark brown hair and eyes, and slightly overweight. Name is Hank ██████████, and he has worked as a Level 1 cleanup crew for the past three years. Hank is never seen without a bucket of chicken, and only stops eating it when actually working, which is a rare occurrence in itself. It is know that Hank still lives in his mom's basement, and hearsay amongst the female staff, is that he is still a virgin. Additional Notes: All video footage of the more impressive "procedures" performed on Hank are available in the central reading area. Document 3467-01: "Dammit guys, this isn't funny. The system still freaks out when I enter the building, and I don't have clearance to delete this stupid file. Thanks a lot, assholes." Hank ██████████ Document 3467-02: "Now this is a bit unfair. I mean, it's not his fault he's fat, balding, still lives with his mom and…. No, no, sorry, I can't say that with a straight face. Come on, alright, let me try it again, I'll do it proper this time, I promise." Dr.██████ Document 3467-03: In accordance with SCP protocols associated with this item, the following record of Special Containment Procedures carried out by Dr.Gears is submitted. After Incident [DATA EXPUNGED]. With its incapacitation, SCP-682 regeneration was being monitored via a sealed observation booth. This booth projected twelve feet into the current containment area, constructed of transparent super dense plastic developed by [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-3467 was instructed to clean the observation booth. When SCP-3467 was at the far end to the booth, the security door was locked. The sounds of SCP-3467 attempting to escape and Dr.Gears uncontrollable laughter attracted the attention of a 67% regenerated SCP-682. SCP-682 attempted to attack SCP-3467; however its current state posed no danger to the structural stability of the booth. Dr.Gears observed SCP-3467 to emit a loud, extremely high-pitched scream not unlike a small female child. SCP-3467 proceeded to whimper like said small child and ask for “Mommy”. SCP-3467 was instructed to “bark like a dog” if he wished to exit the booth. SCP-3467 proceeded to bark like a small, frightened canine for 48 seconds, after which the security door was opened. It was observed that SCP-3467 had defecated himself at some point during the event. Recordings of event are available via a request to Central Records, or Dr.Gears. “He got on all fours when he barked; I didn’t even ask him to do that!” – Dr.Gears[/quote]
The next time you make a purchase, hand the clerk a $1 bill and ask her to make change. She will hand you back a number of coins, several of which bear the likenesses of long dead historical figures. really creepy1!
Hey, do y'all know about SCP's 230 ("The Gayest Man Alive") and 252 ("The Gay Bomb")? Well, apparently the Foundation isn't interested in using 252 on 230. But in theory... [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-230[/url] plus [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-252[/url] equals [img]http://nineteenthirtynine.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/simmons.jpg[/img] Yes?
Where was the Animal Crossing story again? I didn't keep that bookmarked and I'd really like to read that again.
[url]http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/[/url]
[QUOTE=TalonAran;28774042]Item #: SCP-3467 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3467 is to be made fun of at every opportunity. Heckling, practical jokes, and pranks are good examples. Filming the more spectacular procedures is a must. Description: SCP-3467 is a six (6) foot tall, two hundred (200) pound man eating chicken. Subject is thirty five (35), slightly balding, dark brown hair and eyes, and slightly overweight. Name is Hank ██████████, and he has worked as a Level 1 cleanup crew for the past three years. Hank is never seen without a bucket of chicken, and only stops eating it when actually working, which is a rare occurrence in itself. It is know that Hank still lives in his mom's basement, and hearsay amongst the female staff, is that he is still a virgin. Additional Notes: All video footage of the more impressive "procedures" performed on Hank are available in the central reading area. Document 3467-01: "Dammit guys, this isn't funny. The system still freaks out when I enter the building, and I don't have clearance to delete this stupid file. Thanks a lot, assholes." Hank ██████████ Document 3467-02: "Now this is a bit unfair. I mean, it's not his fault he's fat, balding, still lives with his mom and…. No, no, sorry, I can't say that with a straight face. Come on, alright, let me try it again, I'll do it proper this time, I promise." Dr.██████ Document 3467-03: In accordance with SCP protocols associated with this item, the following record of Special Containment Procedures carried out by Dr.Gears is submitted. After Incident [DATA EXPUNGED]. With its incapacitation, SCP-682 regeneration was being monitored via a sealed observation booth. This booth projected twelve feet into the current containment area, constructed of transparent super dense plastic developed by [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-3467 was instructed to clean the observation booth. When SCP-3467 was at the far end to the booth, the security door was locked. The sounds of SCP-3467 attempting to escape and Dr.Gears uncontrollable laughter attracted the attention of a 67% regenerated SCP-682. SCP-682 attempted to attack SCP-3467; however its current state posed no danger to the structural stability of the booth. Dr.Gears observed SCP-3467 to emit a loud, extremely high-pitched scream not unlike a small female child. SCP-3467 proceeded to whimper like said small child and ask for “Mommy”. SCP-3467 was instructed to “bark like a dog” if he wished to exit the booth. SCP-3467 proceeded to bark like a small, frightened canine for 48 seconds, after which the security door was opened. It was observed that SCP-3467 had defecated himself at some point during the event. Recordings of event are available via a request to Central Records, or Dr.Gears. “He got on all fours when he barked; I didn’t even ask him to do that!” – Dr.Gears[/QUOTE] [quote]SCP-3467 is a six (6) foot tall, two hundred (200) pound [B]man eating chicken[/B].[/quote] Dear god.
[quote=chilcoldcoolaid;28790514]dear god.[/quote] the horror
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;28709662][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperrealism_%28painting%29[/url] Then I did a Google Image Search for hyperrealism. :ohdear: That's some creepy shit.[/QUOTE] How is it creepy?
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;28789563][url]http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/[/url][/QUOTE] ... Holy nutclusterbusters.
[QUOTE=doommarine23;28791866]How is it creepy?[/QUOTE] I don't know, there's something about them that makes me cringe. Also thanks for the AC story.
[img]http://b.imagehost.org/0325/1293409972233.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;28840183][img_thumb]http://b.imagehost.org/0325/1293409972233.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Oh hai nightmare fuel!
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;28840183][img_thumb]http://b.imagehost.org/0325/1293409972233.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] "Get a room you two"
Oh god zombie sex in the woods
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;28840183][img_thumb]http://b.imagehost.org/0325/1293409972233.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Whatever the fuck that is: "I came." [editline]27th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=TalonAran;28656845][media]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/294/c/b/sherlok_holms_episode_18_by_manty64-d318fk4.png [url]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/296/8/2/sherlok_holms_episod_19_by_manty64-d31dpgh.png[/url] [url]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/307/6/a/sherlok_holms_episod_20_by_manty64-d324f3k.png[/url] [url]http://www.deviantart.com/download/185170225/sherlok_holms_episod_21_by_manty64-d328u9d.png[/url] [url]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/318/e/8/sherlok_holms_episod_22_by_manty64-d32va3p.png[/url][/media] Source of this scary as fuck series: [url]http://manty64.deviantart.com/gallery/26596887[/url][/QUOTE] I was expecting it to be made by Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;28840183][img_thumb]http://b.imagehost.org/0325/1293409972233.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] They're having anal sex
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;28840183][img_thumb]http://b.imagehost.org/0325/1293409972233.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] You idiot, this is the Generally Just Fucking Creepy Stuff-Thread, not the Creepy Stuff Fucking Generally-Thread.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;28711480]this is hyperrealsim. [highlight]LARGE[/highlight] [U][media]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Fruitbowlwithmelons.jpg[/media][/U][/QUOTE] It's just a melon and OH MY GOD THAT'S A PAINTING!!
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;28842412]You idiot, this is the Generally Just Fucking Creepy Stuff-Thread, not the Creepy Stuff Fucking Generally-Thread.[/QUOTE] holy shit, clever
... What the FUCK did I just watch? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4e6DW3QBxY&feature=channel_video_title[/media] Oh yeah, check out the description. [quote]Totally what the kats in Bang Cock are into at the moment. Stinky sink videos are what the kids in the far East like to watch....when they play. I gots me a "stinky sink" video. Take a bite of a ripe Berry.[/quote]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEGk7IGepQg&feature=channel_video_title[/media] :gonk: This guy's youtube channel is full of this stuff.
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;28851478][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEGk7IGepQg&feature=channel_video_title[/media] :gonk: This guy's youtube channel is full of this stuff.[/QUOTE] HOLY FUCK THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!! God DAMN
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;28851478][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEGk7IGepQg&feature=channel_video_title[/media] :gonk: This guy's youtube channel is full of this stuff.[/QUOTE] :haw:
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