[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;28873264]I remember. Did he point his finger at his head and say bang after he killed his girlfriend?[/QUOTE]
I think he accidentally a friend of his, then his sister, then it ended with him writing the thing and killing himself with his own superpower.
He was a bloody idiot in my opinion. Instead of suicide, he should have learned from his mistakes and used his Bullet Finger to fight crime. Hell, I woulda.
Also, SCP is a fictional organisation dedicated to Securing, Containing and Protecting a vast variety of artifacts, entities and places that have mysterious characteristics, from a living Civil War statue, to a vending machine that vends items from other dimensions, to an evil all-hating indestructible lizard monster.
For more information on the Foundation, go to [url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/[/url], and read as much as you can.
Also, as stated before, SCP-252 + SCP-230 = Richard Simmons, despite the Foundation's refusal to perform such a test.
SCP is like if Aperture Science merged with Superjail and Umbrella Corp
Kinda, although they're dealing with way weirder things. I kinda thought them like Warehouse 13 only way more dangerous, almost Lovecraftian.
Also, one of SCP-261's vended products was the Ninja Bar, a chocolate bar with added "Ninja", which basically summons a ninja to attack you when you open it. Awesome or what? There was also a small shape sphere that causes a person's head to implode if they eat it. Well, that ruined a perfectly good labcoat.
this is basically just a creepypasta thread, right? well might i recommend Squidward's Suicide, Candle Cove, BEN DROWNED, suicidemouse, Barbie.avi and some other crap which i cannot remember
We've all heard of pretty much all of them, and then some. Anyone have any original content? Stuff to shake us our of our skins?
Why not post some snippets from Stephen King or H.P Lovecraft even?
[QUOTE=ironman17;28876539]We've all heard of pretty much all of them, and then some. Anyone have any original content? Stuff to shake us our of our skins?
Why not post some snippets from Stephen King or H.P Lovecraft even?[/QUOTE]
the SCP stuff has me inspired, give me a day to stay up waaayyy too long and start writing like I'm a Class-D in some new experiment.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;28876033]SCP is like if Aperture Science merged with Superjail and Umbrella Corp[/QUOTE]
More like Umbrella Corp merged with Majestic 12
[editline]29th March 2011[/editline]
As in SCP nukes entire facilities on daily basis, and tries to control a lot of things from behind the scenes across the globe
SCP always reminded me of what I imagined that warehouse at the end of indiana jones and raiders of the lost ark would be like.
SCP always made me think of a MASSIVE underground bunker, like in the first season of Doctor who (the 2005 one)Each floor holds about 30-60 SCPs, the Keter are kept at the bottom.
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn[/url]
[QUOTE=SCP;28876033]Dr. Kondraki is able to escape the initial charge of SCP-682 as it plows through the room, disappearing once again in a cloud of SCP-408.
SCP-083 is seen engaging SCP-682, looking severely damaged from the assault but rapid regeneration is already observed helping him recover. SCP-083 is seen attempting to speak to SCP-682.
SCP-682 pauses for a moment, and “speaks” for a moment. Without warning, SCP-682 strikes at SCP-083 and tosses him across the room while severing two of his arms and one leg.
SCP-083 attempts to retreat and regenerate, but isn’t able to make distance between himself and SCP-682.
SCP-682 devours SCP-083 whole. No activity until a large, rearing motion is made back.
Dr. Kondraki is seen now on the back of SCP-682, holding two ends of the high-tension cable he had recovered earlier. The rest was fitted into an improvised set of reins. Dr. Kondraki is observed “riding” SCP-682, while hollering something and waving his hat with his free hand.
SCP-682 enters an enraged state, and makes a powerful charge towards the entrance. It easily plows through the obstructions made by SCP-083, and then through the sealing walls.
Dr. Kondraki and SCP-682 have breached quarantine. Full evacuation protocols now in motion.[/QUOTE]
Oh god this is hilarious.
SCP-682 is that angry indestructible antlion guard
[editline]29th March 2011[/editline]
and SCP-083 is count dracula
[quote]Interviewer: So you’re saying…he planned it?
Dr. Gears: Not in a traditional sense. To use a mathematical example, he started with the solution, and worked backwards to create the problem. The multiple containment failures, the evacuation of items, SCP-083 and its attacks on site staff, all these stretched the resources of Site 19 to a dangerously thin level. This allowed him to achieve what I hypothesize to be his true goal.
Interviewer: …which would be?
Dr. Gears: To ride SCP-682.[/quote]
Ahaha, I laughed wicked hard at that. This is a great story.
[editline]29th March 2011[/editline]
[quote]Dr. ████: Oh my god, how does he keep making things worse?
Dr. ██████: No idea. This thing is on a delay too, by this time he probably leveled the whole facility…is he riding 682?!
Dr. ████: I can’t believe we work for this guy. I have half a mind to tell that moron off myself, and resign!
Dr. Kondraki: What are you guys watching?
Dr. ████: Nothing, just our boss wrecking the Foundation’s biggest site. Can you believe that guy?
Dr. Kondraki: Wow, that is pretty intense.
Dr. ██████: Dude…might want to cut the chatter.
Dr. ████: Lay off it, it’s not like he’s going to know I said it. If I could get away with it, I’d terminate him my…
Dr. Kondraki: Terminate who? I like this talk already.
Dr. ████: I…I think I’ve seen enough. I think I-I’m going to go take a walk.
Dr. Kondraki: Dibs on your seat. Anyone got popcorn? [/quote]
Are there any more of these things?
I had a dream where I was a D-class member :ohdear:
I was being forced to go down 087 :gonk:
087-1 was behind me and I had to go further down :saddowns:
I always imagined SCP like Nova Prospekt.
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;28876854]More like Umbrella Corp merged with Majestic 12
[editline]29th March 2011[/editline]
As in SCP nukes entire facilities on daily basis, and tries to control a lot of things from behind the scenes across the globe[/QUOTE]
Crazy shit goes down with the more well known personal, like in superjail. Tons of prisoners (Class D) die in horrible ways every day and for meaningless purposes.
They maintain the clean and sleek look of Aperture.
They do batshit crazy experiments which usually break loose and kill tons of people like Umbrella Corp.
I think its the best comparison I have ever heard.
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;28851478][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEGk7IGepQg&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
:gonk:
This guy's youtube channel is full of this stuff.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liaguff41P1qcb55g.gif[/img]
No, thank you, sir.
hold up something's wrong
Your fox is rather wonky, mister.
saw this a while ago but only found this thread a few days ago
[quote]Are you feeling run down? Got a bad cough? Nose bleeding? Constant headaches?
If your answer to all of these questions was "Yes, and my camera also takes messed up videos now.", you may have contracted a case of Slenderflu!
Don't worry, it's not fatal. Until you're locked inside your own house and get disemboweled by a psychopath wearing a cheap mask made of a latex rubber glove.
What can you do to cure this condition, and if you don't have it, how can you protect yourself?
Running!
Running is the only cure for the Slenderflu. The Slenderflu gnaws at your sanity, trying to pull you into the confines of madness. If you're psychologically strong enough to survive a life on the run, you might have a chance of dying peacefully in your sleep!
To protect yourself against the slenderflu, here are some tips:
- If you are between the age of 20 and 30 and live near a large forest, you are liable to contract this disease. A senior in downtown chicago, on the contrary, will never have a chance of contracting the virus.
- Living in the same house of, or being a relative of, a person that you know that has slenderflu, may cause you to be marked. If you receive a message that your friend or relative has passed away, followed by a letter saying "YOU'RE NEXT" in large black letters with an X around the O, you have officially been infected.
- Contrary to popular opinion, trying to bludgeon, stab, poison, burn, drown, crush, pulverize, curb stomp, shoot, or right hook a tall man wearing a black business suit (one of the side effects of the disease) will not help you. Be prepared to cough up blood and be declared absolutely fine by doctors.[/quote]
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FR3ACrPgZUI/TUgYex82aXI/AAAAAAAABM4/aepA6InqDMM/s1600/human+being.jpg[/img]
Not sure if late, but this guy has been creeping me out ever since I started watching Community.
His mouth looks like a mustache.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;28883163]hold up something's wrong[/QUOTE]
Oh shit
Slenderman's got dai
No seriously I'm having trouble going to sleep. I can't get out of my chair out of sheer fear.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;28878824]
Are there any more of these things?[/QUOTE]
I found another good one, lemme go dig it up.
WHUP FOUND IT
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/clef-and-dimitri-hit-the-road[/url]
funny and awesome
Does anybody think that Maxwell's notepad from Scribblenauts would make an interesting SCP article?
[I]"A cursed piece of paper, when something is written on it, it creates that object."[/I]
[url]http://scp-d9981.tumblr.com/[/url]
it begins
I plan on posting regularly for 36 hours. LET'S DO THIS.
[QUOTE=Ardosos;28886746]Does anybody think that Maxwell's notepad from Scribblenauts would make an interesting SCP article?
[I]"A cursed piece of paper, when something is written on it, it creates that object."[/I][/QUOTE]
Write SCP-914 on it and stick it into SCP-914 on ultra fine.
[url]http://vimeo.com/21216091[/url]
[QUOTE=daijitsu;28887946][url]http://scp-d9981.tumblr.com/[/url]
it begins
I plan on posting regularly for 36 hours. LET'S DO THIS.[/QUOTE]
Take pic of yourself in dark room with small light and granola bars.
SELL THIS SHIT DUDE
[QUOTE=Birdman101;28878447][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn[/url]
Oh god this is hilarious.
SCP-682 is that angry indestructible antlion guard
[editline]29th March 2011[/editline]
and SCP-083 is count dracula[/QUOTE]
[sp]682 is a reptile, not insectoid[/sp]. :v:
Also, I'm a little confused. The site says 083 isn't dracula, but a two-story Row House.
Now I have this image of 682 eating a house whole.
[editline]30th March 2011[/editline]
Also, apparently at one point in an attempt to terminate 682, they exposed it to 096 (The Shy Guy). :ohdear:
[quote]
[B]Item:[/B] [URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096"]SCP-096[/URL]
[B]Tissue Test Record:[/B]
N/A
[B]Termination Test Record:[/B]
Containment tank containing SCP-096 was placed in SCP-682's cell. Personnel vacated vicinity and the tank was opened remotely.
Screams of the two entities continue for twenty-seven (27) hours, at which point the noise abruptly stops. Sonar-based video feeds reveal SCP-096 severely "wounded" and huddled in the southwest corner, apparently upset. Feed shows SCP-682 on the north end of the room, approximately 85% of its initial mass absent. Re-containment teams retrieve both entities with relative ease.
Further attempts to expose SCP-096 to SCP-682 cause it to turn away from 682, jumping in place while clawing at its face and screaming.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Birdman101;28888730]Take pic of yourself in dark room with small light and granola bars.
SELL THIS SHIT DUDE[/QUOTE]
patience grasshopper
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