[QUOTE=daijitsu;28905914]brb ordering pizza
loooooooooooots of pizza[/QUOTE]
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck I gotta go to bed, aims tomorrow, bitches & hoes be breakin' down the door doin' what bitches & hoes do. What the fuck do you do that allows you to sit around, write shit, and eat pizza all night? that's basically everything i've ever wanted.
photographer and 3D graphic designer who owns both of my businesses
365 optional vacation days a year bitcheeeeees
[QUOTE=daijitsu;28906059]photographer and 3D graphic designer who owns both of my businesses
365 optional vacation days a year bitcheeeeees[/QUOTE]
shit. I wanna direct, maybe write a novel. hell, considering the direction videogames are going they may be widely recognized as a legitimate art form by the time i'm 20/30.
or i could just do what you do and live off facepunch and pork. :v:
Shit's getting weird for D-9981. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=daijitsu;28905671]went out for food
forgot to post for a while
blamed it on Orson just not giving a damn for 5 hours
continuing my descent into madness[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1074546-Staying-up-for-55-hours-any-tips-or-tricks[/url]
Everything is more fun when you have friends to share the madness
[editline]31st March 2011[/editline]
Also oh lol SCP-666, Holywood physics field generator in human form :v:
figured out women have vaginas.
oh god.
i like the black dust lamp thing.
i thought it was that scp that lives in the darkness and drowns people in a pool of tar
[QUOTE=Archonet;28905872][b]"3421 W. Gilmore Avenue."[/b]
Thats a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD IDEA.
Especially on Facepunch, where there are plenty of sane, non-perverted people.
:downs:[/QUOTE]
brb overloading your mail
It'll be posted on /b/ sooner or later, well done.
Old gold
[strike]Also at the local highschool is a film club, you think it would be possible to make a movie based off of this?[/strike]
Called, told story word-for-word, they said "no" and then hung up
Hey guys. I have a story to tell. You probably won't believe me, and frankly, I'm done trying to convince people.
It was about three weeks ago, I was on google looking for some funny sites to look at. I found my way to an imageboard. Everyone on the board spoke in extremely cryptic nonsense. They said things like 'Hiel I saw them tonight. Holdings hand we are up in high 99924028 THE KING COME DOWN"
That was one phrase that was used frequently. 'The king come down.' At first, I thought it was spam because of the number strings that preceeded it, but... Its use was way too frequent and erratic to be spam. There would be typos, and the numbers didn't appear to be random.
I decided, fuck it, I'll see what's going on with this site. I posted in what appeared to be a "random board" much like /b/, (there was no discernable theme amongst the images and posts). I said hello, I'm new, and I was looking to start a funny thread. Asked them to post their funniest pictures.
That was the first time it started. I remember the first reply very clearly. It said "Good to see. U join the HELP! HELP!" From there it got strange. I was told to ignore 'the grafts.' I assumed this was some sort of in-joke. From there, they began to speak like crazy people. Posting seemingly random numbers and letters, characters from many languages (a few seemed russian, and middle-eastern, as well as possibly chinese and and korean characters.)
I had no idea what was going on.
then I saw the phrase again. Numbers followed by "The king come down."
Following that, my power cut off. Complete black out. Freaked me out. I checked the fuses and the switches had just flipped. Flicking them back up, the power went back on. When I returned to my pc, there was an image on the screen of a young boy. He was caucasian, no older than ten.
I sat down, creeped out, but feeling curious. The boy smiled, and appeared to speak, but I couldn't hear anything. My speakers were on, so I turned up the volume. I could only just barely hear what he was saying, it was a hushed whisper. I turned the volume up full, and it was still only a faint whisper. His lips moved slowly.
I pushed my head closer to try and figure out what he said. Then he shouted loudly, a booming and terrifying voice screaming at me like a demonic god. The image had changed, the boy was crying, his eyes bleeding heaviily as white arms tore the skin from his face.
The power cut out again.
Again it was the fuses. When I got my power back, everything was normal. My pc booted up normally, and nothing creepy happened.
Then I started receiving the emails. They were extremely crpytic, and filled with random numbers, much like the imageboard posts. I got an email that was in regular english, too. It said this, "JUST PASS IT ON. JUST FUCKING PASS IT ON." I didn't know what it meant.
I got up to get a drink, and froze in fear. From my ceiling hung a man, his body swinging gently. On my wall, written in dry blood were the words: "THE KING COME DOWN." I Blinked and the sight was gone.
For weeks this continued.
I went back to the image board, I was sure I was going out of my mind. Just about ready to commit myself to a fucking asylum, I read a post in coherent english that said somthing like: "Pass on the king, pass on the king."
The thread 404'd before I could even get to it. I went to make a new thread, and when I began typing, the words in my mind were not what appeared in the box. My fingers typed words by their own volition. I typed two things. "HGHSUTHS." and "4918484 THE KING COME DOWN."
Then somehow I realised. I was passing it on. The crazy hallucinations stopped. I was good. I learned how to be safe.
I'm sorry....
FGUGULAEYFIL 5927461946 THE KING COME DOWN
[QUOTE=Saren;28909675]It'll be posted on /b/ sooner or later, well done.[/QUOTE]
thanks
[QUOTE=GrabbinPills;28884283]followed by a letter saying "YOU'RE NEXT" in large black letters with an X around the O, you have officially been infected.[/QUOTE]
How do you surround an O with a single X? I think that's a typo or something but I'm trying to visualize it anyways and having a lot of trouble with it.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;28919384]How do you surround an O with a single X? I think that's a typo or something but I'm trying to visualize it anyways and having a lot of trouble with it.[/QUOTE]
put an x over the o
you know
operator symbol
[QUOTE=ChickenStrips;28911957][media]http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg[/media]
From the Stellar Star Incident...
It's more than likely a coincidence, but I got kinda paranoid when my TV went to static after visiting a .kp (North Korean) website.
(Oh shit they're watching me)
fucking granola chunk
I can smell it
I won't taste it
leave me alone
But it's so nutritious!
also about 49 or so hours into [url=http://scp-d9981.tumblr.com/]SCP D9981[/url]. still posting constantly
you can see post times if you read posts [url=http://scp-d9981.tumblr.com/post/4202672766/fuckfuckfuckfcuk]individually[/url]
guaranteed posting for another 12 hours right now
then I need to eat
I can't live off fictional granola bars forever
skeleton popped out
and then suddenly all the lights turn on and it's a supermassive suprise birthday party
with cheesecake
[editline]1st April 2011[/editline]
maybe plywood wall is trying to keep people inside of the wall, in the area behind it.
and that means that the guy is inside of the creature's den.
hence the slash marks on the wall of it trying to escape from it's side.
there's probably an ob. booth behind the wall.
or maybe they're using a surround sound system to play that noise.
Dai, this series is my crack right now. You're so awesome. :allears:
[QUOTE=-GTFMiika-;28928146]Dai, this series is my crack right now. You're so awesome. :allears:[/QUOTE]
Sucking up to moderators does not help.
[sp]Especially since he's a dragonfag, he is more likely to rape you.[/sp]
[sp]April Fools! (I hope)[/sp] :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Archonet;28928293]Sucking up to moderators does not help.
[sp]Especially since he's a dragonfag, he is more likely to rape you.[/sp]
[sp]April Fools! (I hope)[/sp] :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
Not so much sucking up as expressing my addiction to the blog thing.
[sp]Oh, shit, not Dai, too...[/sp] :ohdear:
There's a picture of kirby in the SCP-682 article now v:v:v
[QUOTE=Satyria;28889318]
[img_thumb]http://f.braxupload.se/9oy47t.jpg[/img_thumb]
<Shudder> The last picture is a childhood nightmare. Suddenly waking up, with an unknown entity staring you down for God knows how long before you woke up. The presence of demoralizing shadows ripping your psyche to pieces.[/QUOTE]
This is the only pic in the thread that makes me shudder. I just find it creepy as fuck.
It's even more creepy considering the fact I had my first sleep paralysis for the first time a few days ago which involved me lookinga at my computer chair, unable to move, with someone sitting in the chair staring at a the wall with hollow, bleeding eyes. Fucking terrifying, I tried screaming but could only let out small murmurs.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=-GTFMiika-;28928373]Not so much sucking up as expressing my addiction to the blog thing.
[sp]Oh, shit, not Dai, too...[/sp] :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Ahahahahaha, and who else would rate my post dumb? [sp]None other then the biggest dragonfag of them all, THE MIGHTY BOATMAN! Tell me sir, is your judgement clouded by enormous dicks (Certainly not your own) or do dragon dicks make you stupider when trying to rate posts?[/sp]
:smug:
[QUOTE=Archonet;28928293]Sucking up to moderators does not help.
[sp]Especially since he's a dragonfag, he is more likely to rape you.[/sp]
[sp]April Fools! (I hope)[/sp] :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
[sp]rrerr[/sp]
[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;28929346]This is the only pic in the thread that makes me shudder. I just find it creepy as fuck.
It's even more creepy considering the fact I had my first sleep paralysis for the first time a few days ago which involved me lookinga at my computer chair, unable to move, with someone sitting in the chair staring at a the wall with hollow, bleeding eyes. Fucking terrifying, I tried screaming but could only let out small murmurs.
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Just wondering, how long did it last?
[QUOTE=coopercrueV2;28927207]skeleton popped out[/QUOTE]
Did it have hyper-realistic eyes :ohdear:
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