• Generally just Fucking Creepy Stuff-Thread
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[b]CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE[/b] major update oh god oh god
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SmXCn.jpg[/IMG] Sup guys.
[Quote]Item #: SCP-173 Object class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-173 is to be kept in shed behind farm. Three strong communist men must drink liter of vodka before enter. Two must stare at item, one must continue drink vodka. Description: Moved to shed after wooden pen freeze and break during cold Soviet winter. Shed is also wood, but with paint sometimes. SCP-173 is extremely hostile, like red faced Americans. Is also coward. Neither will make move while strong Soviet men have watchful eye. No one blink, on punishment of beating with cold leather. Object enjoy snap neck, like American commando pig. If object allowed to move, all will be sent to cold Siberia for reeducation. Personnel report sound of stone scraping when creature is alone. This is dutiful Russian work ethic. If sound stops, subject to be beaten with iron rods, like child. Floor is covered in shit and blood, like normal Soviet household. Shed must be cleaned every two weeks. Kept much cleaner than most Soviet household.[/quote]
Just found this poem while searching the web. Its written by a man called Steven Chbosky. Must say its very well written and also scary in the sense of how real it is. You might have to think to get the ending. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/poem11.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=zenhorse;28961093]Just found this poem while searching the web. Its written by a man called Steven Chbosky. Must say its very well written and also scary in the sense of how real it is. You might have to think to get the ending. [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/poem11.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] :smith:
Fucking awesome log you have there daijitsu, but I'm wondering, is that warehousemabobby an SCP, or did you come up with it? [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] How come whenever I post in a thread, it dies? :saddowns:
[QUOTE=fskman;28961883]Fucking awesome log you have there daijitsu, but I'm wondering, is that warehousemabobby an SCP, or did you come up with it? [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] How come whenever I post in a thread, it dies? :saddowns:[/QUOTE] because we hate you also the last update should have majorly hinted at the obvious, but there's still more to come. Got sidetracked for a bit today, couldn't post for a while. Continuing soon.
[QUOTE=thispieiscold;28931283]Just wondering, how long did it last?[/QUOTE] around 10 seconds
[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;28929346]This is the only pic in the thread that makes me shudder. I just find it creepy as fuck. It's even more creepy considering the fact I had my first sleep paralysis for the first time a few days ago which involved me lookinga at my computer chair, unable to move, with someone sitting in the chair staring at a the wall with hollow, bleeding eyes. Fucking terrifying, I tried screaming but could only let out small murmurs. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] i had that once. i heard somebody whisper my name and i couldn't move or do anything. [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;28963929]around 10 seconds[/QUOTE] mine was for like a few minutes.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;28963943]i had that once. i heard somebody whisper my name and i couldn't move or do anything. [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] mine was for like a few minutes.[/QUOTE] Make us whole edward.
I think Issac would do a better job. Space-engineer with RiG beats pansy faux-vampire.
[QUOTE=zenhorse;28961093]Just found this poem while searching the web. Its written by a man called Steven Chbosky. Must say its very well written and also scary in the sense of how real it is. You might have to think to get the ending. [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/poem11.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Christ, how would this kid react to a real problem?
[QUOTE=TalonAran;28959695][quote]Item #: SCP-173 Object class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-173 is to be kept in shed behind farm. Three strong communist men must drink liter of vodka before enter. Two must stare at item, one must continue drink vodka. Description: Moved to shed after wooden pen freeze and break during cold Soviet winter. Shed is also wood, but with paint sometimes. SCP-173 is extremely hostile, like red faced Americans. Is also coward. Neither will make move while strong Soviet men have watchful eye. No one blink, on punishment of beating with cold leather. Object enjoy snap neck, like American commando pig. If object allowed to move, all will be sent to cold Siberia for reeducation. Personnel report sound of stone scraping when creature is alone. This is dutiful Russian work ethic. If sound stops, subject to be beaten with iron rods, like child. Floor is covered in shit and blood, like normal Soviet household. Shed must be cleaned every two weeks. Kept much cleaner than most Soviet household.[/quote][/QUOTE] I fucking love these Russifications :v: [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] I think Russian SCP would do a lot better because of this
[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;28966382]Christ, how would this kid react to a real problem?[/QUOTE] Actually, that is a problem itself. I myself feel the same way (definitely not the ending.) As we get older, we get our innocence robbed from us. And sometimes it can be very traumatic to people who are very emotional like this kid. And the ending is happening to more people everyday because of how society is.
[quote]September 6th, 2010 11:00pm - can’t believe what has happened. this douchebag deleted my damn file. i’ve been working on it for so damn long. i think i will harrass him. guess I will keep this logged so i can throw it up on 4chan later. September 7th, 2010 2:10am - kid is writing about me! unfortunately not very complimentary. 4:23am - projecting myself into the kid’s mind every time he closes his eyes. seems to be pissing him off. feel vindicated. he’s probably sorry for deleting my file. 8:20am - still slightly sore about the file. kid has been missing all day but i don’t care. i am perfectly fine with being left alone. 1:18pm - kid is home! not that i care. 3:46pm - got hungry and went to get a sandwich. got hit by a car and fell in some bushes. think I saw the kid laughing at me from his car. displeased. 6:00pm - he connected this card thing to his computer but i don’t think it likes him since it froze. he doesn’t seem very popular. 7:00pm - did kid a favour. fixed his terrible footage quality. thought it was a nice gesture but kid does not appear impressed. 8:45pm - having fun playing with windows 7. all new to me. last computer i used was millenium edition. got a bit carried away. screwed up kids desktop for a second, i dont think he noticed. 9:00pm - kid is uploading me to youtube! perhaps i will become internet celebrity. 9:03pm - killing time watching kids old youtube videos. rosa video intriguing. might start replicated events from video just to fuck with him. 9:55pm - he posted that video up on that website. i think he likes them more than me sometimes... he wont go to sleep. i wish i could sleep. feeling jealous September 8th, 2010 10:48am - bored. decided to snoop around kid’s dreams. pretty dull. kept him company for while. was bored and about to leave when kid called me Ben. he has been paying attention! perhaps he does care. 11:21am - he hasn’t played the game today. maybe i shouldnt have gone into his dreams. he left again. i guess i was wrong. 11:52am - getting really bored, he still isnt back. gonna play some pokemon stadium to pass the time. 12:14pm - just beat the first cup! yeah! 1:35pm - i hope he comes back soon. i am lonely. i think he is trying to find out more about me. interesting. 2:45pm - the kids back again, but he looks like a ghost or something. he keeps looking over his shoulder every 3 seconds. weird guy. 3:00pm - deleting some of his notes makes him jumpy. i am entertained 3:02pm - thinking about trying to talk to him directly, i don’t know though. 3:46pm - i gave in and talked. i think i frightened him. 9/8/10 Conversation Jadusable: Hello? Me: Hello. Jadusable: Who is this and how are you able to control my computer? Me: Who am I? Jadusable: Right, forgot. You're a bot. Me: Do you really think that? Jadusable: Listen, I know whoever's fucking with my computer can see my screen right now. Me: Yes. Jadusable: Yeah, and I'll wager that youre one of those IT kids who thinks he's tough shit. You know what you're doing right now is illegal, right/? Me: Is it? Jadusable: No shit. Are you familiar with hte terms "invasion of privacy?". Get the fuck off my computer, kid Me: I am your computer. Jadusable: Cool story. Anyway, I'm calling DPS, you picked abad time to fuck with me kid. Me: Should I wait until you play the game then? Jadusable: ...What? Me: That game. Jadusable: Majora's Mask? Me: Yes. Jadusable: How did you know about that? Me: Because. Jadusable: because what? Me: I did it. Jadusable: Did what? Me: I played with you. Jadusable: What the fuck/ Me: Were you scared? Jadusable: Who the fuck is this Me: Ben. Jadusable: THe statue? You're inside my computer now? Me: Yes. Jadusable: how? Me: You connected me. Jadusable: How the hell did I connect you? Me: Cables and cords. Jadusable: How? Me: Tell me about yourself. Jadusable: What? Me: Tell me about yourself. Jadusable: What do you mean? Me: What is it that really scares you? Jadusable: What the fuck? Me: Answer. Jadusable: No Me: Answer. Jadusable: what the fuck, how the fuck did you just open that by yourself? Me: I am your computer now. Jadusable: How much can you control? Me: All. Jadusable: what do you want from me? Me: To entertain. Jadusable: you're stuck inside there. You can't hurt me? Me: Ha Jadusable: ? Me: Go play. Jadusable: No, you can't hurt me. Me: Took you longer to type that. Jadusable: So? Me: You're not sure. Jadusable: If you're so powerful, why use a ridiculous website like this to "chat" with me Me: Less messy. More structured. Fun. Jadusable: Fun? Me: Yes. Tradition. I like it. Jadusable: You think it's funny? Me: Amusing. Jadusable: And my notes? Me: You may write them down. Jadusable: Why are you letting me? Me: It is amusing to see what you think of me. (window closes) 3:50pm - kid looks scared. i think he has finally noticed me. maybe i can try to talk to him more. speaking through this AI is irritating. other ways. 4:01pm - he is hiding from me. this is slightly less amusing. 4:35pm - kid just drowned while playing as a zora. endlessly amused. have seen small children more skilled at playing this game than him. 7:18pm - i called the kid to that Cleverbot site, once again having to grapple for hours with the stupid AI. i decided to fuck with him, telling him he could free me. this scared him. entertained. always afraid of me. why always afraid? i told him i will leave him alone if he helps me. i just really want him to keep talking to me. i am so lonely. 7:20pm - kid is still afraid. fun, but getting old. he needs sleep. its too easy to mess with him. i told him i could see everything on his computer. he got scared. i think he is hiding something. 8:01pm - saw things i should never have to see. 9:29pm - lonely. decided to try and patch things up with the kid. tried to say hello but i don’t think he noticed me. decided to have a picture of my smiling face waiting for him when he got back. did not have intended effect. 9:44pm - he won’t talk to me any more. 9:56pm - tried again, he looks mad at me. *sadface* 10:06pm - i’m so lonely by myself, i don’t know what i can do do make up... 10:12pm - why wont he be my friend?! 10:45pm - kid’s talking to himself, something about the air in his room being strange or something. i think he just farted. 11:42pm - want to find out more about kid, have decided to set up some accounts on the websites he goes to. perhaps i can “friend” him. 11.45pm - kid not only rejected friend request but seems to have blocked me on facebook. slightly hurt. not to mention he has some worrying stuff in his internet history. September 9th, 2010 12.05am - still angry about being rejected. kid has been spending a lot of time on this file, have decided to fuck with it in retribution. then he’ll pay attention. 12.35am - kid is distraught over tampering of file. mixed feelings. may have gone too far this time. kid’s disproportionate rage highly amusing though. pissing kid off was worth it just for this. 12:50am - kid is trying to talk to me on cleverbot again. still sulking, not in mood to deal with his emo bullshit right now. killing time hacking his facebook and “like”ing justin bieber pages. 1:24am - he isnt impressed. 2:03am - he went to sleep. he didnt change his passwords. stupid. 5:08am - spent the last three hours messing with his accounts. hope his followers dont mind 6:54am - just found out you can spell lie in ‘believe’. neat. might be fun to use later. 8:48am - the kid started screaming and crying in his sleep. he mentioned me. he is still afraid. 10:43am - he woke up sweating and crying. immediately he went onto that website to talk to me. doesnt he understand he could talk to me on a different program? not happy with him at the moment. 9/9/10 Conversation 1 Jadusable: Answer me, ben. Me: Welcome back. Jadusable: What is the point of doing this, WHY? Me: Amusing to see. Jadusable: How? Me: Fun to play, fun to toy with you, make you feel safe. Jadusable: ... Me: I wonder how you would have reacted. Jadusable: to what? Me: If I hadn't revealed myself and stayed hidden, only doing little things to play with you. Close out your windows, turn off your computer, move your mouse by itself. Little things. Make you wonder if I am there but you never know. Give you little hints that I am. Me: I wanted to do something different with you. Jadusable: you did this before? Me: Yes. And I will do it again. Jadusable: To who, Ben? Me: Hmm. Jadusable: Did you know Ben? Me: Won't tell that information to you. Jadusable: How did Ben die? Me: You know. Jadusable: No, but how did he drown? Me: Won't tell that to you. Jadusable: Why? Me: It is reserved for another. Jadusable: Who? Me: Another who asks. Jadusable: when Me: Later. (the window is closed) looking at the document he’s always writing in, may have given him wrong impression. why does he think i killed someone?! kid seriously watches too much TV. 12:04pm - kid is really insecure. tried to hug him but was rejected. 12:46pm - kid just got really batshit, pleading me to let him play the game again. i’m confused, why doesn’t he just switch on the damn N64? is there anything he can do? and jeez, he hasn’t played for about a day and he’s going crazy over it? ever thought about getting help? or at least get world of warcraft, that makes it at least slightly less embarrassing to be addicted to a video game... 1:41pm - kid keeps writing stuff and pacing around, mumbling stuff, saying he’s going insane. he’s always been nuts. all he’s doing is ranting a lot about stuff like whether the document exists. of course it does, i can delete though if he wants? 9/9/10 Conversation 2 Jadusable: What is it? Whats the point of playing? i die whenever i do anything Me: You die because you can't figure out the secret. Jadusable: What? Me: Thematic. Jadusable: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT Me: There beauty in your suffering (the window is closed) 3.03pm - was immensely pleased with my badass exit until i realised i made a huge typo right before i quit the chat. slightly embarrassed in retrospect. kid still sucks so bad, it’s hilarious to watch. almost embarrassing, actually. 4:09pm - making the kid play through the cartridge again. shocked he just hasn’t thrown the thing out yet. this is way too easy. 6:23pm - so thats why he kept doing the same thing over and over again. what a dumbass. 9:09pm - dude didn’t even play this time, i’m confused why’ he’s making up shit on the internet. tempted to make a “pics or it didn’t happen” post. September 10th, 2010 7.03am - kid was exhausted. decided to be helpful and upload DROWNED.wmv while he slept. half-hoping to patch things up. 11.52am - kid hugely unhappy about my effort to be helpful. fuck it, i can’t do anything right with this kid. 11:55am - forgot i wrote a video summary too. i included his dream that he was babbling at me the other day just to fuck with him. he keeps glancing at his chair. i think this kid is losing it. maybe i should keep him away from all of this. help him. 12:00pm - he keeps trying to get onto youtube. not helpful in the slightest. i understand what hes doing. reading comments, thinking i’m sending messages. i’ll just keep him away from it for a while. 1:08pm - i dont think it’s helping. 2:02pm - what is this kid on? how can air even constrict. getting worried about him. 2:44pm - hes trying to talk to me again. must not respond. it won’t help. getting even more worried. 3:51pm - he is now mumbling about songs. i havent been playing any songs. i am starting to get afraid for his sanity. 4:00pm - i tried talking to him again, just to help. maybe it would make him stop. he ignored me. concerned. if he goes crazy, who will i play with? 4:23pm - i think ive lost him for good. 12:08am - he is gone. he took the cartridge and left, mumbling about “ending this”. kid is crazy. i hope he gives that game to a friend. i hope he doesnt try to get rid of it. he thinks if he gets rid of it he will get rid of me. ha. he has left. he is gone and i am lonely again. before he left he emailed his own notes to himself. i dont know why he think that would do him any good. he is scared of me, and i am mad at him. i edited those notes. he thinks i am not capable of anything outside of this computer. lies. how could have i edited his family pictures his mother emailed him if that were true? silly kid suspicions... he is gone at midnight. i am a little afraid, but i am not. he should be afraid of me. he should be spreading me. by this time tomorrow i will be everywhere. many new play things. many new friends. i am finally free.[/quote]
bleh
[QUOTE=TalonAran;28968799][b]10:45pm - kid’s talking to himself, something about the air in his room being strange or something. i think he just farted.[/b][/QUOTE] ... No further comment necessary.
Does anyone have a link to the creepyvid where a [sp]man is scared to death by a chocolate frosting monster?[/sp]
Oh, dear. What is to become of D9981 now? :ohdear:
[QUOTE=-GTFMiika-;28983367]Oh, dear. What is to become of D9981 now? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] I assume a hyperrealistic Irish black man granola skeleton will pop out, but thats just my guess Edit: Nevermind, just checked the site. Unsatisfying ending is unsatisfying :v:
isn't protocol 12 a situation where they run out of death row inmates and have to start recruiting people of lesser crimes to serve as d-class? ahem idiot politician
[QUOTE=TalonAran;28968799][/QUOTE] I did not understand what any of that meant. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Archonet;28987868]I assume a hyperrealistic Irish black man granola skeleton will pop out, but thats just my guess Edit: Nevermind, just checked the site. Unsatisfying ending is unsatisfying :v:[/QUOTE] not over. the researchers are at the helm of updates now. [QUOTE=GrabbinPills;28988134]isn't protocol 12 a situation where they run out of death row inmates and have to start recruiting people of lesser crimes to serve as d-class? ahem idiot politician[/QUOTE] enlisting lesser crime or even innocents when found appropriate.
yeah, was gonna add innocent but remembered the politician
[QUOTE=GrabbinPills;29003396]yeah, was gonna add innocent but remembered the politician[/QUOTE] leavin' that bit open for thought. For sake of, let's just say someone like "he witnessed a governor taking bribes from the ghost of Hitler and we just couldn't have that get out to the public"
Must suck to be a Class-D.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;29006681]Must suck to be a Class-D.[/QUOTE] yeah i would imagine being ordered to swim in a giant tub of highly corrosive pig shit might be kind of nasty
Wow this thread is almost finished, that took a good amount of time.
SCP - because parking unstable test subjects outside of a school in pedophile vans is a good idea.
[QUOTE=GrabbinPills;29009146]SCP - because parking unstable test subjects outside of a school in pedophile vans is a good idea.[/QUOTE] swat-style paddy wagon mayhaps
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