[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;23120076]Just constantly talk to yourself. Imagine that one side of your head is the one trying to scare you with all your paranoia and the other side figures it out and they fight and shit with words.
No I'm not insane for doing this.[/QUOTE]
I flip off the darkness and say to myself "Fuck you demon shit, I'll fucking cut you!"
Even though I don't have a knife
Is it just me or does the thing on the center of the screen look like a human arm? His other arm appears to be distorted by gas.
[img]http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8990/bodyoil.png[/img]
To clear my mind, I just picture myself being one badass motherfucker. Then saying to myself I will be just that if anything abnormal comes through that door.
[QUOTE=howling techie;23112612]Whilst it's not creepy or scary, I find this to be quite unnerving. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGGAjMg9vw[/media]
Yes, something a bit tamer, as per page king regulations. In fact, here is a 100% palette cleanser: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8b5v4USEWY[/media]
And here are some links to TV tropes' sites about stuff like this. If you thought the things you saw on TV/movie/games/etc were already scary, just read some of the things on the list.
Beginner stuff:[url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream]A fate worse than death.[/url]
Easy stuff:[url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream]Disturbing ways to end up[/url]
Medium difficulty:[url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel]Regular nightmare fuel.[/url]
hardcore:[url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel]Grade A High Octane Nightmare Fuel.[/url][/QUOTE]
God dammit TVTropes, how did I go from an article on nightmare fuel to an article about facepalms?
Shit, now I'm reading an article on killing chairs. What the fuck?
[QUOTE=Icebrigade;23119816]pff.... pfff...... PFFFAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA :razz:
sorry but that was funny.[/QUOTE]
What would you do if you went in for a nice piss, opened the lid on your toilet, and this [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2h5snzs.png[/IMG] popped up all :smug: and saying "EL-OH-EL Since I say dun paly me u gunna paly me fgt, n i cauz u to ha fkin demonz n shiz cum out ov ur tv n dey eet ur fkin guts and cat."
I'm not scared of the dark. The scariest thing you'll find in the dark is homeless people.
[QUOTE=Epidermis;23120185]I'm not scared of the dark. The scariest thing you'll find in the dark is homeless people.[/QUOTE]
Around where I live I would find cougars, coyotes, raccoons, and pot growers. Maybe a few fugitive murderers or rapists. And I am not exaggerating about the fugitive murderers, at least one has been caught within a half mile of me.
[editline]07:11AM[/editline]
And I keep hearing shit outside. Fucking Fourth of July with booms that sound like something on my porch.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;23120159]What would you do if you went in for a nice piss, opened the lid on your toilet, and this [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2h5snzs.png[/IMG] popped up all :smug: and saying "EL-OH-EL Since I say dun paly me u gunna paly me fgt, n i cauz u to ha fkin demonz n shiz cum out ov ur tv n dey eet ur fkin guts and cat."[/QUOTE]
I would flush.
[editline]11:12PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;23120211]Around where I live I would find cougars, coyotes, raccoons, and pot growers. Maybe a few fugitive murderers or rapists. And I am not exaggerating about the fugitive murderers, at least one has been caught within a half mile of me.
[editline]07:11AM[/editline]
And I keep hearing shit outside. Fucking Fourth of July with booms that sound like something on my porch.[/QUOTE]
[I]Those aren't fireworks.[/I]
Oh shit guys. AVGN has found something terrifying...
[url]http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/33161[/url]
I'd love to hang out with a fugitive murder for a few hours :D
It would be fun convincing his unstable mind not to kill me.
[QUOTE=DJFender;23120237]I would flush.
[editline]11:12PM[/editline]
[I]Those aren't fireworks.[/I][/QUOTE]
But if I flushed it would clog my toilet, then I would have to get my plunger which is downstairs which is dark and the light switches are always across from where I enter. So basically I either have a clogged toilet or a soggy, demon-infested NES cartridge, and I really don't like clogged toilets. I also keep hearing shit right outside my door, and I am scared to my ass right now. Like, literally, everything above and including my ass is shivering in fright.
And if they aren't fireworks, then what are they :ohdear:
[editline]07:21AM[/editline]
It's okay, guys, I got a metal ruler and some water that I just prayed over. So either that demon is toast or my dad will be very pissed
I really liked the Seedeater/Ragface thing that was posted a few pages back. It's a shame they seemed to have stopped updating.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;23120336]But if I flushed it would clog my toilet, then I would have to get my plunger which is downstairs which is dark and the light switches are always across from where I enter. So basically I either have a clogged toilet or a soggy, demon-infested NES cartridge, and I really don't like clogged toilets. I also keep hearing shit right outside my door, and I am scared to my ass right now. Like, literally, everything above and including my ass is shivering in fright.
And if they aren't fireworks, then what are they :ohdear:
[editline]07:21AM[/editline]
It's okay, guys, I got a metal ruler and some water that I just prayed over. So either that demon is toast or my dad will be very pissed[/QUOTE]
What are they you ask? Well that's for [I]you[/I] to find out
[QUOTE=DJFender;23120412]What are they you ask? Well that's for [I]you[/I] to find out[/QUOTE]
I bet it's god-damned Slenderman holding a tape of Dead Bart and a CD of suicidemouse.avi while being tagged-up with a demon.
[editline]07:30AM[/editline]
I kinda pissed Slenderman off after I yelled "FUCK YOU, SLENDERMAN!" into the woods.
Slenderman doesn't hurt anybody. I picture him being incredibly classy with a British accent by a fire wtih Slenderwoman.
Fucking Classy.
[editline]11:36PM[/editline]
Please read this sentence aloud: Hello, Molly.
If you read it out loud as I instructed, you should be safe.
If you read it in your head… Molly is now safe, too.
Inside your head.
[QUOTE=DJFender;23120519]Slenderman doesn't hurt anybody. I picture him being incredibly classy with a British accent by a fire wtih Slenderwoman.
Fucking Classy.
[/QUOTE]
I imagine Slenderman as a... a... something that breaks your back, rips out your guts, impales you on a tree branch, then strings your guts on the tree like Christmas lights. Mostly because that is "canon"
[QUOTE=DJFender;23120519]
Please read this sentence aloud: Hello, Molly.
If you read it out loud as I instructed, you should be safe.
If you read it in your head… Molly is now safe, too.
Inside your head.[/QUOTE]
This confuses me. Is Molly safe along with me if I read it in my head?
And I figured out what that noise was. It was my chair, go figure.
[QUOTE=DJFender;23120519]Slenderman doesn't hurt anybody. I picture him being incredibly classy with a British accent by a fire wtih Slenderwoman.
Fucking Classy.
[editline]11:36PM[/editline]
Please read this sentence aloud: Hello, Molly.
If you read it out loud as I instructed, you should be safe.
If you read it in your head… Molly is now safe, too.
Inside your head.[/QUOTE]
What if I did both?
Also, why does Molly need to be safe?
Mollys a bitch!
[QUOTE=DJFender;23119207]
18. If you find [b]666[/b] messages on your phone, mailbox, email, etc consider changing the said service provider. Also don’t bother listening /reading the messages. It’s spam. Extra dimensional, possibly, but spam nevertheless.
[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/nno807.png[/IMG]
We're getting close guys. What do we fucking do when it hits 666?!
We run around in circles screaming.
[QUOTE=Lord of Awesome;23120790]
We're getting close guys. What do we fucking do when it hits 666?![/QUOTE]
Get Garry to throw rosemary and holy water on the servers.
[QUOTE=Sharker;23045528]Speaking of Fallout 3
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ml2p7a.jpg[/img_thumb]
Creepy right?[/QUOTE]
That fucking happend when I was playing fallout today.
[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;23117760]I want more creepy game stories. For some reason I really like them.[/QUOTE]
Agreed.
[QUOTE=Frozen;23118575][quote]SO SNAP HE'S A DOG OR SOME SHIT[/quote]
Another one.[/QUOTE]
I don't get it. :saddowns:
I just beg the darkness for forgiveness and offer up my penis to stem the tide of scariness.
:raise:
Well, brethren, it is 2:08 AM and I am off to bed. I will post tomorrow if I am still alive. I still believe Slenderman is out to get me :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Frozen;23118575]
Story about the finger gun.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/38328.png[/IMG]
Pow! Haha!
I always liked this story:
Statues
A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage). So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was Okay, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the corner of the bedroom with a blanket or cloth because it freaked her out. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have a clown statue.
taken from here
[url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=18451013[/url]
[QUOTE=Frozen;23118575]Magic Finger Story[/QUOTE]
POW
HAHA
Rate me boxes and clocks. DO IT
[editline]06:20AM[/editline]
Actually, just clocks. I was late by 3 posts.
Also my 500th post :v:
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