You wake up to find yourself lying flat in an unfamiliar and utterly filthy room. Your head pounds as you sit up and survey your surroundings.
“Ohhhhww. . . What hit me?”
You notice the room is dimly lit by a hanging bulb that threatens to flicker out any moment. Large piles of debris are scattered about the small room, and there are no windows.
“Hey, who said that? Where am I?”
To your left, right and straight ahead of you there are sinister looking doors. You do not fully comprehend your situation, but you must choose one of these doors. One door-
“Hey! Are you ignoring me?”
-Leads to salvation. One leads to an endless maze of halls and passages that will trap you forever, and the third leads to eternal damnation. You must-
“Wait, what? Are you serious?”
YOU MUST CHOOSE A DOOR.
“Why? The exit’s right there.”
In the cold, frightened core of your heart, you know that there is no escape from the desolate predicament you now find yourself in.
“Dude, the doors right there. It even says so. See? ‘Exit’, right on the front. Big letters too.”
After a moments struggle, you come to realize the futility of resistance and return once more to the crossroads of passages. There is no way out.
“Only because some bastard locked up the exit-”
You grumble to yourself as you contemplate-
“It was you wasn’t it? Jerk.”
CONTEMPLATE YOUR FATE.
“Fine, fine. Eenie, meenie, miney. . . That one.”
-You say to yourself as you chose the door to your left. Unbeknownst to you is that that particular door leads only to misery, death, and the destruction of your very soul.
“What? Oh HELL no!”
A sudden burst of intuitive clarity causes you to leap away back before the door closes behind you, sealing your fate.
“It wasn’t intuition, you just said-”
You must make your choice between the remaining two doors.
With a sigh, you go towards the one in the middle.
“I know what I’m doing-”
You mutter-
“-I don’t need you telling me. Prick.”
You take hold of the doorknob to the passage that will lead you to wander the maze for all eternity, oblivious to the fate that will soon befall you. Deathless, mindless and hopeless, your rotting corpse will still walk on long after-
“Gah!”
-You cry as you once again leap back from your choice of passage.
“Don’t get snappy with me. So, one door left? Salvation, ho.”
-You say as you head towards the final door and grasp the handle. The path you have chosen will be long and frought with peril. You will face unsurmountable, blood thirsty foes and travel farther than the simple realms you think of as ‘life and death’. Should you fail, your tattered soul will serve as one of the tortures spectral servants of the lord of the underworld, Gwyn ap Nudd. Should-
“Wait a minute. . . ”
-You succeed, you will have all the unimaginable pleasures of this world and the next, though you will be doomed to remain in the underworld as Gwyn’s right hand man-
“HOLD UP YOU OMNISCIENT LYING PACK OF DOG CRAP! You said one of the doors would get me out of here! Salvation, remember? How is being trapped in the underworld salvation? Get me out!”
There is no escape-
“Don’t give me that! There’s always a way out.”
There is no- What are you doing? Where did you get that pipe?
“It was lying in one of those piles of trash. What does it look like I’m doing? I’m going to bust down the exit.”
You can’t do that! It’s against the rules!
“Oh, there are rules now, ehy? What happened to your big, scary, narrorator voice?”
There is no escape!
“There will be, just give me a minute! Just, a little. . . There! Ha, got it!”
You can’t-
“I just did. Goodbye and good luck, Mr. Scary voice. I’m going home, go find another stooge.”
I, ah-oh, fuck. I’m out of here too! This place gives me the willies.
Smile.jpg is scarier than those. Also above story is kind of like a comical SAW scenario.
An old fanfic about DOOM. Scary shit.
[quote]"John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie."[/quote]
-snip-
Not exactly creepy, but in the Back to the Future movie Doc Brown sets the time clock in the Delorean to a day 25 years in the future, today is that day :3:
[QUOTE=RivaGe;23131572]Not exactly creepy, but in the Back to the Future movie Doc Brown sets the time clock in the Delorean to a day 25 years in the future, today is that day :3:[/QUOTE]
You're bullshitting me aren't you?
Lemme go see for myself.
[quote=aros24;23130776][img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2v3k1ns.jpg[/img][/quote]
Monkey jesus
Ok guys i just searched all of Three dogs lines (i just searched three dog in fallout's sound archive file) and i did not fint anything that sounds like morse code (i listened to EVERY SINGLE ONE, it made me wanna :psypop:) ill search other items, like his voice actor, or morse code, or something.
I do believe I am being raped.
[QUOTE=Aros24;23130776]*Crucified Monkey*[/QUOTE]
That's not even remotely funny.
[QUOTE=Raxas;23132658][img]http://i.imagehost.org/0858/d66643.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Hey, looks like I am not being ra- OH MY FUCKING GOD
[QUOTE=RivaGe;23131572]Not exactly creepy, but in the Back to the Future movie Doc Brown sets the time clock in the Delorean to a day 25 years in the future, today is that day :3:[/QUOTE]
I think you mean it's the year Doc was going to go to if the libyans didn't come.
[QUOTE=coco911231;23132768]Ok guys i just searched all of Three dogs lines (i just searched three dog in fallout's sound archive file) and i did not fint anything that sounds like morse code (i listened to EVERY SINGLE ONE, it made me wanna :psypop:) ill search other items, like his voice actor, or morse code, or something.[/QUOTE]
Are people really still falling for this. Can't they read the first few pages talking about it being fake before wasting their time looking for the sound files.
[QUOTE=Aros24;23130776][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2v3k1ns.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That and everything else in that video was pretty fucking creepy.
[QUOTE=Death_God;23131463]You wake up to find yourself lying flat in an unfamiliar and utterly filthy room. Your head pounds as you sit up and survey your surroundings.
“Ohhhhww. . . What hit me?”
You notice the room is dimly lit by a hanging bulb that threatens to flicker out any moment. Large piles of debris are scattered about the small room, and there are no windows.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2pYcCdlLew[/media]
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;23133687]Are people really still falling for this. Can't they read the first few pages talking about it being fake before wasting their time looking for the sound files.[/QUOTE]
noone has any evidence to say its fake.
its EXTREMELY unlikely for the morse code dates to be true, but if they are... well then... :ohdear:
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oh no, page king, lemme find some good creepypasta
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The Portraits
There was a hunter in the woods, who, after a long day hunting, was in the middle of an immense forest. It was getting dark, and having lost his bearings, he decided to head in one direction until he was clear of the increasingly oppressive foliage. After a what seemed like hours, he came across a cabin in a small clearing. Realizing how dark it had grown, he decided to see if he could stay there for the night. He approached, and found the door ajar. Nobody was inside. The hunter flopped down on the single bed, deciding to explain himself to the owner in the morning. As he looked around, he was suprised to see the walls adorned by many portraits, all painted in incredible detail. Without exception, they appeared to be staring down at him, their features twisted into looks of hatred. Staring back, he grew increasingly uncomfortable. Making a concerted effort to ignore the many hateful faces, he turned to face the wall, and exhausted, he fell into a restless sleep.
Face down in an unfamiliar bed, he turned blinking in unexpected sunlight. Looking up, he discovered that the cabin had no portraits, only windows.
[QUOTE=coco911231;23134816]noone has any evidence to say its fake.
its EXTREMELY unlikely for the morse code dates to be true, but if they are... well then... :ohdear:
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oh no, page king, lemme find some good creepypasta[/QUOTE]
The lack of evidence proves it's false.
[QUOTE=Aros24;23130776][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2v3k1ns.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Hey, what's thi- OH GOD A MONKEY :byodood:! Get it off!
The monkey thing is just evil, fucking animal abuse, normally I don;t really give a rats arse, but tying a deperate, scared animal up and near fire aswell, is a fucking madmans act. /rant.
[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;23134908]The lack of evidence proves it's false.[/QUOTE]
If you yourself, or anyone else has said that they have went throughout the files, and haven't found anything, about codes, then it could possibly be real.
[QUOTE=coco911231;23135373]If you yourself, or anyone else has said that they have went throughout the files, and haven't found anything, about codes, then it could possibly be real.[/QUOTE]
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If I didn't find the files that corresponded to what the thing was talking about, it means that it's real?
[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;23135397]:\
If I didn't find the files that corresponded to what the thing was talking about, it means that it's real?[/QUOTE]
it means its a possibility.
Occam's razor determines that it's false in that case.
[QUOTE=coco911231;23135607]it means its a possibility.[/QUOTE]
It means either of three things,
It's fake
You're fucking crazy and are imagining things
Your game is possessed