[QUOTE=Bomimo;23185499]I don't care about that GIF, watch this shit and you'll cry blood!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zne95IZZwrQ[/media][/QUOTE]
Speaking of Poughkeepsie Tapes, I was mildly disturbed by the first blood, where he hits the girl with a brick or something. Also the "If there's anything I can do to help, tell me. Hee-hee" was just malicious. The rest is meh.
As a follow-up to the Candle Cove story...
[QUOTE]Candle Cove. Loved that show. Horace Horrible was my favorite. I remember looking everywhere for his action figure but Kiddie City and KB had never even heard of the line. I finally found a talking Horace, good as new, at somebody’s yard sale, though I didn’t see a house around and never saw those people again. I was pretty excited, and ran right to my friend’s house to gloat.
When his mom answered the door, she let out the most guttural scream I’d ever heard, absolutely scaring the shit out of me. She told me to get lost with “that thing” and slammed the door in my face. My kid-logic concluded that she must have known I bought a toy from a stranger completely unsupervised, and that it must have been an even more serious crime than I thought.
So, I did my best to keep Horace hidden, especially from my own parents, but his voice chip was pretty damn loud, and every so often he’d go off by himself, like his battery was dying. My mom kept asking if Marble (our cat) was in my room…I don’t know how you mistake that goofy chuckling for a cat.
It was subtle at first, but after a few days he started to smell weird. His voice kept getting weaker and more garbled, and his joints kept getting looser like they were ready to drop off. I was afraid of getting caught and we didn’t have trash pickup, so I did what a rational child does when he thinks he has contraband and buried it in the woods.
I never found another one or figured out what was wrong with him, but it’s the weirdest thing; a tree grew where I left him, I shit you not, in just a couple weeks. It never grew leaves and it never got much taller than me, but it’s there to this day, and every summer it swarms with disturbing numbers of flies.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AnalisMorisette;23153853]That's not the real smile.jpg.
This is the real smile.jpg.
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retoastin cause I don't wanna die
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;23188877]Oh god, memories of [url]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/519169[/url][/QUOTE]
thanks i was looking for that when i saw his post too :tiphat:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSt3O-RXtM4&feature=related[/url]
Rate heart if you love Courage the Cowardly Dog.
:wtc:
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[quote=junker154;23187965]
what is about the suicide mouse?[/quote]
dont do it for gods sake /caps
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Hehe, cumming.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;23192778]Hehe, cumming.[/QUOTE]
Guess who's cumming to dinner...
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Oh God, the ending to that one could be fucking hilarious depending out you look at it.
"Hehehee... You just lost THE GAME."
*Screen Goes Black*
"GOD DAMMIT!"
I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?
I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!
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Read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
Fucking Harlan Ellison.
Mystery meat...
need i say more?
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;23044629]I love these threads. OP fuck me and let me bear your children. :love:[/QUOTE]
Can I join in, too? :buddy:
[QUOTE=Inspecter;23150130]Here is the scariest thing I can find [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_6SH47vMoA[/media][/QUOTE]
Omg I remember watching that as a kid and shitting my pants.
[QUOTE=RenegadeSanta;23195539]Read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
Fucking Harlan Ellison.[/QUOTE]
That has to be one of my favorite short stories of all time.
[QUOTE=DJFender;23195464]I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY [B]I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM[/B]. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?
I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!
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Really? Well then you're one perverted fuck!
Wait, whats the list of people who aren't perverted fucks on facepunch?
EDIT: Oh yeah, there isn't one.
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this creeps me out.. Las Vegas in the movie 2012
according to the image my apartment is somewhere in that canyon. behind the Encore hotel...
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[QUOTE=DJFender;23195826][IMG]http://bogleech.com/comics/spirit.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Tha hell? lol
thats just funny..
[quote=theoneandonly;23195741]really? Well then you're one perverted fuck!
Wait, whats the list of people who aren't perverted fucks on facepunch?
Edit: Oh yeah, there isn't one.[/quote]
Geez, he just wants to be friends.
[QUOTE=DJFender;23195855]Geez, he just wants to be friends.[/QUOTE]
By being a dead skull?
Or by watching be jerk off in the bathroom?
[QUOTE=TheOneAndOnly;23195898]By being a dead skull?
Or by watching be jerk off in the bathroom?[/QUOTE]
Both.
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[QUOTE=melindagreen;23195845]Tha hell? lol
thats just funny..[/QUOTE]
Rate funny, don't quote it saying it is.
[QUOTE=Raxas;23191388][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSt3O-RXtM4&feature=related[/url]
Rate heart if you love Courage the Cowardly Dog.[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck now I remember that one episode with the "RETURN THE SLAB!" Monster.
That guy gave me nightmares for some reason.
[QUOTE=flyboy463;23196011]Oh fuck now I remember that one episode with the "RETURN THE SLAB!" Monster.
That guy gave me nightmares for some reason.[/QUOTE]
Same, I always had to look away when I was little.
[QUOTE=DJFender;23195922]Both.[/QUOTE]
* Puke *
Does anyone remember that episode where Courage is little and taken away from his parents, then his tounge is cut off?
Why the hell did i have to read THIS thread before sleeping =(
That's what we all do son, man up
[QUOTE=SpartanV2;23197074]Why the hell did i have to read THIS thread before sleeping =([/QUOTE]
It's no fun otherwise.
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