• Generally just Fucking Creepy Stuff-Thread
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[QUOTE=Upgrade123;23296089]Whoa there's a penis in my door. Should I suck it?[/QUOTE] Suck it, suck it as hard as you can.
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[QUOTE=Upgrade123;23296089]Whoa there's a penis in my door. Should I suck it?[/QUOTE] Yeah dude, I don't mind. [editline]10:45PM[/editline] [QUOTE=PredatorKing;23296081]Dude, my door's closed. :mmmsmug: Fuck, ninja'd.[/QUOTE] :objection: Doors can be opened.
:objection: My father is in the room just behind this one, and the only way into this room is through there. :mmmsmug:
[QUOTE=PredatorKing;23296243]:objection: My father is in the room just behind this one, and the only way into this room is through there. :mmmsmug:[/QUOTE] :objection: The creepy dude did the same thing to him! Plus: Coffins used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of copper tubing and a bell. The tubing would allow air for victims buried under the mistaken impression they were dead. Harold, the Oakdale gravedigger, upon hearing a bell, went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it was also the wind. This time it wasn’t either. A voice from below begged, pleaded to be unburied. The gravedigger asked, "Is this Hayden Green?" "Yes!" Replied the voice. "And it says here you died and was buried on June 3rd?" "Well, I couldn'tve died then! Get me out of here! "Alright then, give me a few minutes to dig you up." As promised, the gravedigger begins to dig the man up. He clears the last few bits of dirt off of the coffin and the door begins to creak open. He just then remembers that it's December 7th.
[QUOTE=Raptros;23296411]:objection: The creepy dude did the same thing to him! [/QUOTE] :ohdear:
[QUOTE=PredatorKing;23296481]:ohdear:[/QUOTE] Oh wait, no he didn't. Your dads asleep. :smug:
Dude, it's five PM here.
[QUOTE=PredatorKing;23296528]Dude, it's five PM here.[/QUOTE] I know
And he's watching TV.
[QUOTE=PredatorKing;23296647]And he's watching TV.[/QUOTE] You sure thats dad?
Yes, I'm absolutely sure.
[QUOTE=PredatorKing;23296678]Yes, I'm absolutely sure.[/QUOTE] Well, just don't look behind you.
Sorry, I did.
DAMNIT. I TRIED, okay? I really DID.
:smug:
:argh:
[QUOTE=Raptros;23296411]:objection: The creepy dude did the same thing to him! Plus: Coffins used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of copper tubing and a bell. The tubing would allow air for victims buried under the mistaken impression they were dead. Harold, the Oakdale gravedigger, upon hearing a bell, went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it was also the wind. This time it wasn’t either. A voice from below begged, pleaded to be unburied. The gravedigger asked, "Is this Hayden Green?" "Yes!" Replied the voice. "And it says here you died and was buried on June 3rd?" "Well, I couldn'tve died then! Get me out of here! "Alright then, give me a few minutes to dig you up." As promised, the gravedigger begins to dig the man up. He clears the last few bits of dirt off of the coffin and the door begins to creak open. He just then remembers that it's December 7th.[/QUOTE] That got posted before, I believe, except it was a girl in the coffin and at the end the gravedigger smashed the bell and said "I don't know what you are down there, but you ain't alive anymore, 'cuz it's September 25th." Or something like that. [editline]06:14AM[/editline] It's still funny.
something to sleep on: Theres tiny bugs all over your body and in your bed. mites... in the carpet, sheets, mattress foaming, in the air you breathe. they all feed off of you dead skin cells at night and you don't even know it. Every time you flush your toilet with the lid up your spraying poo and urine molecules into the air which eventually lands on you, your dinner, toothbrush, etc. Put the lid down!
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1278858528305.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=JLea;23300149]<Hand-growy GIF>[/QUOTE] Give them a high-five already, you wouldn't want to leave 'em hanging.
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[quote=tomoalien;23300431][img]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2527/evilph.png[/img][/quote] oh fuck what the fuck is that holy shit oh god we're all gonna die oh fuck
Has anybody here every played Yume Nikki? It's a surreal, Japanese freeware game focusing on dreams. It's like a real version of half of the video game creepypastas out there. It's almost solely composed of creepyness, with people turning into demented ghost-like things, raving Aztec monkeys, phallic objects, the works. I think that you should play it. Play it to death.
It's night time in a kitchen just like yours; all is quiet, or is it? The North American house hippo is found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States. House hippos are very timid creatures and they are rarely seen, but they will defend their territory if provoked. They come out at night to search for food, water, and materials for their nests. The favourite foods of the house hippo are chips, raisins and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast. They build their nests in bedroom closets using lost mittens, dryer lint and bits of string. The nests have to be very soft and warm; house hippos sleep about 16 hours a day.
[QUOTE=JLea;23300149][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1278858528305.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] I lol'd
Someone tried to fake that hands and stuff through the walls door and roof gif as a marble hornets slenderman entry
[QUOTE=JLea;23300149][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1278858528305.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Reminds me of the flashback episode from xxxHolic where Watanuki is being bothered by the white hand ghost monster things. After dinner mint [img]http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129194450093655415.jpg[/img]
Whats with all the shit creepy pasta now? And gifs that arent even creepy
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