[QUOTE=Chris Parks;23456594]On the Ed, Edd and Eddy fanfic... Am I the only one who got a boner at the parts with Marie getting fucked?[/QUOTE]
...
no.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;23432478]Eddward, an Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy fanfic
Part 2, with the Point of View switching between Johnny and Edd.
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
I can sum my thoughts up to this as:
[quote]I’m not sure why I’m writing this. I went online to look up information on creepy stuff on Facepunch. Videos of people being killed, ghost pictures, paranormal stories and stuff.
I was raised in a family where I went to church every Sunday and was taught the importance of faith and God in our lives.
Reading this, it doesn't matter. It doesn’t help me.
My childhood has been destroyed. This has hurt in a way that no person, nothing, should be hurt. Having read this, I think about suicide on a daily basis... sometimes it's all that I can think about. If I'm not careful, I'll be hospitalized for this attempt.
If I'm not careful, I'll be put on medications to help the depression... the mental disorders that doctors are so quick to diagnose. By it's true: I'm completely mad. And that's why this is a momentous occasion.
I’m not afraid of dying. I’m not afraid of pain. I just want to leave this world. This post has opened in me a new fear, a real fear; a fear of myself, of what I am, of what this fanfic is, and what it will forever be. My childhood has been, in one brief quadrant of time, destroyed. No obliterated.
No more talk. Pray for me.[/quote]
I hope you're kidding.
Not.
Does anyone know about this thing i keep seeing in scary threads, its like a black thing that moves on 4 limbs and has a white mask, anyone know what im talking abot? Whats it called?
[QUOTE=Carl;23460815]Does anyone know about this thing i keep seeing in scary threads, its like a black thing that moves on 4 limbs and has a white mask, anyone know what im talking abot? Whats it called?[/QUOTE]
Do you mean [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=900358]Slenderman?[/url]
I don't think he does
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;23460958]Do you mean [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=900358]Slenderman?[/url][/QUOTE]
No it has like an ape body, its in one of 4chans grifter threads as the op picture, cant find it.
Like a skinny ape body that is black with no texture
I always thought this story was creepy as hell.....it's from the Urban Exploration Resource website and it's 100% true. I also live within an hour from the place:
"The Lynncrest House" Wears Valley, Tennessee.
[img]http://i30.tinypic.com/302m4vd.jpg[/img]
(This article was written in 2004)
[quote]"I spoke to an old guy walking his dog in the area and asked him if he knew anything and after a brief hesitation he explained that he himself had lived in the area for 20 years and that he remembered alot of cops and a big stink going on at 70's house for a few days back in 1989. It seems a couple named Lewis and Carolyn Lynncrest lived there since about 1976. The house was built with an elevator because Lewis was wheelchair bound since losing his legs due to diabetes. Seems normal enough right? No, now it grts interesting. It seems that one day Carolyn found Lewis dead in his chair one day in 1988 and she couldn't part with the departed's disability check among others so she decided to put Lewis in a body bag and filled it with lime to kill the stink and bury him and his chair under the downstairs kitchen floorboards and just told everyone he was away seing family.
When Lewis's family finally got suspicious and in 1990 had the police check in on it. When they arived to ask a few questions, she soon confessed to what had happened and where the body was. It seems Carolyn got real nutty in the 2 years the body was hid and she ended up in the nuthouse when she watched them pull up the kichen floorboards and was sent to a nut house in Knoxville where Carolyn lasted about 3 more years before kicking off in 93. The property reverted to the oldest son of Lewis who lives in California and gives a shit less about the place. The old guy I spoke to told the oldest son he'd keep an eye on it for him in 1990 and there you go 14 years have passed and no change and now there is a reason for the maddness. The guy also said I have free run of the place whenever I want."[/quote]
[IMG]http://i26.tinypic.com/4ikeg6.jpg[/IMG]
This is supposedly the location the body was stored for two years......as you can see, his shirts are still hanging on the coat hooks above and what appears to be a bag of lime still lays beneath the floor boards. What in the actual fuck. To my knowledge, the house still stands empty to this day, although the last pictures taken came from 2006.
If you don't want to take my word for it, here's the link:
[url]http://www.uer.ca/locations/show.asp?locid=20531[/url]
EDIT: Oh, and that bear/deer/demon is just the stuff of nightmares. Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night and turn to see that fucker staring at you from the nightstand? I would shit cinderblocks.
[QUOTE=Carl;23460815]Does anyone know about this thing i keep seeing in scary threads, its like a black thing that moves on 4 limbs and has a white mask, anyone know what im talking abot? Whats it called?[/QUOTE]
From The Poughkeepsie Tapes I think they're called.
slenderman still creeps me out
First 15 or so pages were really good. It's like LMAO pics all over again.
[QUOTE=phantom87;23461421]
EDIT: Oh, and that bear/deer/demon is just the stuff of nightmares. Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night and turn to see that fucker staring at you from the nightstand? I would shit cinderblocks.[/QUOTE]
I would shit a brickhouse. With every brick being a tiny brickhouse itself.
[editline]01:08AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;23463700]First 15 or so pages were really good. It's like LMAO pics all over again.[/QUOTE]
The internet runs out of creepy just like it runs out of funny.
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;23458498]How would he know it was a playstation 1 disc if the front of it is blank?[/QUOTE]
One side is completely black.
More videogame creepypasta.
Or, you know, creepypasta.
So the internet ran out of creepy in one thread? Wow, that was fast.
[quote]A babysitter had been tasked with caring of a young girl in her neighbor's house for a night.
It was a decent house, a two story suburban home, which she saw as just the kind of house she'd live in.
She had been told she wouldn't have to do much work as the girl was already asleep in her room, and so she brought some school notes to revise for an upcoming assessment. The girls parents checked in before they left as she sat down in the room right next to where she was upstairs. She had opened her door so she could see the girl's room's nightstand if she turned around from her studies. Just in case.
As they finally left, the mother left some fruits on a plate by the doorway. She wanted it this way, she'd eat it later.
About half an hour later, a soft, but noticeable noise coul be heard from downstairs. A bumping noise, maybe something fell off? She'd noticed clusters of baby photos when she arrived. Nothing.
However the window was open, maybe they'd forgot to close it.
Hastily she went back upstairs, hoping to get these notes done tonight. She took a quick look at the sleeping girl, she was still sleeping.
Back to work. For a good 15 minutes, she was in her zone when she nearly jumped out her chair as a shadow covered the doorway just out the corner of her eyes.
"Can I eat this?"
Not wanting to show weakness to this girl, she maintained her back to he girl. Childish, she reminded herself as she muttered, "Sure, but go back to bed."
Then she continued while the wet chewing of fruits were heard from the other room.
God, keep it down.
It was about another half hour later she heard another bump downstairs. But this time it was more like a crash.
What is it now? She hesistantly rose and ran down, and was greeted by the window again.
It was open.
What the hell, she swore and closed it. She remembered she locked it before. But there was something else.
It was a handprint on the windowsill. Distinctly bigger tha hers or the girl's hand.
Oh fuck, she swore again and dashed for the phone.
She was calling the police as she ran upstairs, across the hallway to get the girl when she stepped on it.
She froze. The wet liquid now seeped through her socks.
She slowly forced herself to look down at what it was, and she couldn't piece together what it was.
An orange.
And the whole plate was right next to it, untouched. The fuck? She told herself, now stuck in this stance as she tried to comprehend what was happening.
The shadow again, behind her.[/quote]
That's a story I remember. Fruits are dangerous.
I FREAKING HATE YOU FACEPUNCH! Jk... I hate creepy threads.
[QUOTE=Comrade General;23303535]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_hippo[/url]
gj you fell for a child's learning trick.[/QUOTE]
gj you don't know how to take a joke idiiot
[QUOTE=Novangel;23467373]That's a story I remember. Fruits are dangerous.[/QUOTE]
Splain please
[QUOTE=Sputn!k;23469875]Splain please[/QUOTE]
I think it was building up to make you think that something was actually eating the child, but then it was all like "lol orange" instead.
OK, these threads really freak me out, so I only read them in the morning.
But that picture of that "creepy" dog thing didn't scare me at all. It looked almost cute.
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;23470079]I think it was building up to make you think that something was actually eating the child, but then it was all like "lol orange" instead.[/QUOTE]
But, it still makes more sense if the kid was eated
[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;23464073]
The internet runs out of creepy just like it runs out of funny.[/QUOTE]
But creepy occurs in nature! Just look at all those things that live close to the seafloor.
[img]http://www.hawaiianatolls.org/images/July2007/Viperfish_Jeff_Drazen.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v415/n6867/images/415020b-i1.0.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l162/johannariklund/anglerfish.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.vat19.com/blog/deep-sea-creature.JPG[/img]
[QUOTE=Carl;23460815]Does anyone know about this thing i keep seeing in scary threads, its like a black thing that moves on 4 limbs and has a white mask, anyone know what im talking abot? Whats it called?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv215/astrocreepx/The_Poughkeepsie_Tapes.gif[/img]
This fellow here?
It's a clip from the movie [I]The Poughkeepsie Tapes[/I].
And it's 100% human. |D
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;23470999]But creepy occurs in nature! Just look at all those things that live close to the seafloor.
[IMG]http://www.hawaiianatolls.org/images/July2007/Viperfish_Jeff_Drazen.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v415/n6867/images/415020b-i1.0.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l162/johannariklund/anglerfish.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.vat19.com/blog/deep-sea-creature.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]
The unknown, the darkness, and the extremely cold temperatures of the deep really makes me shit myself. Imagine actually being down there without being crushed by the extremely high pressures and having one of those brush up against you. You can't see shit.
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;23473033]The unknown, the darkness, and the extremely cold temperatures of the deep really makes me shit myself. Imagine actually being down there without being crushed by the extremely high pressures and having one of those brush up against you. You can't see shit.[/QUOTE]
:byodood:
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This thread made me shit [b]meteorites[/b]
[QUOTE]Go and find every email that Gabe Newell has sent out. You must save them to your computer and collect every one. After doing so you must take the first letter of every email he has hence created.
You must take these letters and swap them 4 places to the right on the alphabet, here you will find that it creates a web URL. Type it into the browser and you will reach a black page with a single download link in it. Click this link and download the image.
On the image you must use the fill tool in MS Paint, taking care the colour is "231 200 54". Once done it will reveal a map, showing the location of the McDonald's restaurant nearby Valve Studios.
Head to the restaurant and look under the third table to the left, any others and the festering gas will dissolve your eyeballs. Under this table is an instruction crudely carved into the underside. These instructions WILL state the following "Count the number of legs on all the stools in this restaurant, then multiply this number by 7."
Having done so, head to the counter and relay this number to an employee. This employee will ask you to head into the back that night. That night, he will tell you to give him that number in a currency and in return he will show a small trailer packed with boxes. It is Norwegian Krone you must give him, any other will cause you to secrete molten gold from your anus and mouth till death.
You must take this trailer to Valve studios and tell the secretary the same number that you got earlier by counting the legs. She will show you to a back loading room. Here you must bring the trailer and leave without touching anything, doing so will cost you your life.
After leaving you must return home and you will find a small package with no writing on it. Inside will be a small pen drive. You must take the pen drive and plug it into a USB port on your computer. To open it you must enter the year you were born. Any other will cause you to be transported in time to that year with a status of an outlaw or criminal and no money in your pocket.
After you open the files, you will find a folder called episode 3. Open it, and then later you should invite me into the house to play. Being outside the window in the cold watching you wants to make me play.
P.S Thanks for the McDonalds.
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=40kplayer;23432478]Eddward, an Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy fanfic
Part 2, with the Point of View switching between Johnny and Edd.
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
I enjoyed that, although it was really fucked up.
[QUOTE]"Do it, faggot," Plank rasped. "You know what to do."[/QUOTE]
:v:
[QUOTE=Sputn!k;23470514]But, it still makes more sense if the kid was eated[/QUOTE]
The kid was eaten, note the untouched fruit.
[QUOTE=Emperorconor;23475517]PS. Thanks for the McDonalds[/QUOTE]
You're welcome.
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