[QUOTE=Man in the Moon;23641520]I don't have a cat, didn't work for me.[/QUOTE]
I don't have skype, and the cat that sleeps on my bed is a pussy. No pun intended.
[QUOTE=Man in the Moon;23641856]no thanks. I am a dog fan.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/2726/dogfan.png[/img]
:raise:
I need to rewrite that to make it more clear, don't I.
Hmm...maybe later.
i find this one the creepiest
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9330046/SCARYSHIT.JPG[/img]
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23632789]I vaguely recall watching this show... but then I stopped because it was anime.[/QUOTE]
Paranoia Agent
The guy that posted the mind games picture in this thread made me shit myself.
[url]http://www.scribd.com/doc/6674229/Citigroup-Mar-5-2006-Plutonomy-Report-Part-2[/url]
Scariest thing EVER, and it's 100% True and real.
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Sorry wrong one, but I'll leave it since it's related. Have the one I meant to post:
[url]http://www.scribd.com/doc/6674234/Citigroup-Oct-16-2005-Plutonomy-Report-Part-1[/url]
The dionaea house story sucked balls. It's like something a 10 year old would tell, just more sophisticated and dragged out..
[QUOTE=scotland1;23648020]The dionaea house story sucked balls. It's like something a 10 year old would tell, just more sophisticated and dragged out..[/QUOTE]
Please elaborate.
This shit freaked me out:
[url]http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html[/url]
so but there was this ghost and he was just fucking around with people and moving furbies and so but then he's just walk in the park when he is bump into man, and he's l like yo dawg wasup and the man is all like
[img]http://furuanimepanikku.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sousuke-reaction.gif[/img]
and he came because the ghost was stroking his dick (ghosts can like control what they go through) so after he came the ghost was like "i am going to run now" so he ran with his legs, even though he's a fucking ghost but he tripped like the dumbass he is and droppeed some weed and so the human was caught up and was like man can we smoke some weed but there whuss no way.
I find the Civil Defense Siren to be really creepy.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0m1BN4ZmAQ[/media]
I find it very awesome
I just read Guts a few pages back, and oh god...
mangling a Nietzsche quote;
[quote]"An [del]image[/del] Story has made this man pale."
[b]-Friedrich Nietzsche[/b][/quote]
I've seen most things /b/ has to offer, mind...oh god, i don't think i'll ever be able to poop or swim ever again, simply out of pure terror.
[QUOTE=Mr. Massacre;23649928]I just read Guts a few pages back, and oh god...
mangling a Nietzsche quote;
I've seen most things /b/ has to offer, mind...oh god, i don't think i'll ever be able to poop or swim ever again, simply out of pure terror.
*^h being basically an archaic strikethrough, as facepunch doesn't seem to support[s] tags...[/QUOTE]
[del] It doesn't? [/del]
Use [noparse][del]tags[/del][/noparse]
[QUOTE=Teap;23642822]Rubber Johnny?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3far9oHZOsI[/media][/QUOTE]
My god!
He's the voice actor of the minges from War of the Servers!
[QUOTE=Mr. Massacre;23649928]I just read Guts a few pages back, and oh god...
mangling a Nietzsche quote;
I've seen most things /b/ has to offer, mind...oh god, i don't think i'll ever be able to poop or swim ever again, simply out of pure terror.[/QUOTE]
Just don't put your asshole to a pump. It's pretty easy to avoid.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZuT8Bkq2_E[/url]
in this here youtube video, between 3:58 and 4:02, in the top left corner of the doorway, you can see a ghost popping out.
if you dont see it you may have to turn your brightness up
ohshit nice. looks like golem
Hey, I just had a strange dream last night, and I felt compelled to write and share it. I'm not a very good writer, and this took me around an hour to write. Constructive criticism is appreciated.
[QUOTE]Last night, I had a dream. It was an incredibly strange dream; it was either eons in the future, or eons in the past.
Suddenly I was in front of these gates. They had some type of authority figure on them. Egyptian-like art style, but something about it said it was something more...hating. I think it was a woman, and an angry looking one at that.
So behind these gates was a bridge, not a wide bridge, but an incredibly long one. It appeared to be made of rock, yet it felt like steel; cold, and gritty from the sand around us. Did I not mention the sand? Oh, the sand was everywhere, covering every last forgotten ruin around us.
The ruins were everywhere. As far as the eye can see, there were ruins of a forgotten era. Once teeming with life, they are now broken down half-built structures that were deserted long ago.
Suddenly, I look behind me. There were thousands of creatures, one huge line of them, all marching towards me. The Creatures resembled humans, but something about them was…off. They just weren’t human. The way they looked around, the way they moved, it was…barbaric. They snarled when they walked, pushing anything in front of them out of the way.
I close my eyes…
I open them. The Creatures are close, and I am at the end of the bridge. The Creatures are at both ends, closing in on me. I run towards land at the end, but I soon realize that a beast was waiting there for me, covered in armor and blood. This beast looked like what a bear would look like if it’s been raised on a diet of nails and steroids. Completely terrified and panicking, I jump off the side of the bridge. I land on the soft sand below. It was unbelievably cold, but the air around me was warm and dry.
I see the beast, but now, it had a partner. Another beast, almost identical to the other, walking towards me with its buddy at its side, ready for a nice snack…
I hear a voice. It’s a language I’ve never heard before, yet I know what it means. It was a woman, yelling for the beasts to halt. She talked to an invisible figure right beside me; now I can’t breathe, sand is covering my vision. I realize I’m getting buried, before I lose conscience, the voice said something to me.
“I will save you for a later time.”
[/QUOTE]
This is Part 1 by the way. If you guys want me to write the rest, I will.
[QUOTE=DJFender;23651810]Hey, I just had a strange dream last night, and I felt compelled to write and share it. I'm not a very good writer, and this took me around an hour to write. Constructive criticism is appreciated.
**story goes here**
This is Part 1 by the way. If you guys want me to write the rest, I will.[/QUOTE]
Obligatory MOAR reply.
There's a dream thread, probably fits better there. nice read though
[QUOTE=Sputn!k;23652057]There's a dream thread, probably fits better there. nice read though[/QUOTE]
Yeah I know, but if you had the same emotions I was feeling when I had it, you would put it here.
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;23652022]Obligatory MOAR reply.[/QUOTE]
and you guys liked it? :unsmith:
[quote]It is said, a long time ago, when Queen's Bay was just a small fishing village, the mayor's young wife Maura was killed by "The Queen."
I'm not one to say whether this is true, but I do know that certain nights are colder than others.
You see, you’re too young to remember, but your mother used to run the inn where the Lady Maura used to live. And there were times, young man, when you woke up screaming, because "the scary woman was staring at you."
Laugh if you will, but your mother was never too sure about this. Until that night when you didn't wake up.
She had put you down for the night and returned to the common room, to have a glass of wine and tally the evening’s profits. About an hour later there was a crash from your room upstairs. Thinking you were waking up from another one of your nightmares, she hesitated to run upstairs, waiting for you to cry for her before coming to the rescue. Strange thing is, young man, you never started screaming.
She eventually closed everything up and, thinking you had gone back to sleep, doused the lantern and went to her room.
The next morning came and you were late for breakfast. After calling for you several times, she went up to your room. I can tell you, she intended to skin you raw — your mother with a common room full of customers and a dish boy who was too lazy to get out of bed.
She gasped as she entered your room to find it empty. The window was open, and the toy horse you kept by the windowsill lay shattered on the floor. Your sheets were strewn across the room, and you were nowhere to be found — the only evidence being the merest trace of a lady’s bootprints, and a few drops of blood.
The whole town was up in arms looking for you that morning. For days, we searched high and low to no avail. Devastated, we returned home to wait for the news.
It wasn’t until about a week later when your mother, still inconsolable, heard another crash in your room, late in the evening. Hoping you had somehow returned, she rushed up the steps only to find your door open and a young woman — beautiful they say — placing you on your bed. Your mother screamed and the woman looked at her. I can hear your mother now, just as she told me the first time: “Her hair was blond, her eyes blue as cornflowers. She had such a sad smile, and a thin line of red that ran across her neck.” As your mother approached, the woman faded as if she had merely been smoke in the shape of a person, now blown by the wind into nothingness.
The town cleric told us that it was a changeling or some other evil spirit that had gotten you — one of the servants of The Queen's court. But that night your mother cradled you close, screaming.
It was all we could do to pull your lifeless, cold body from her arms.
Oh, my boy. Your poor mother, right before she took her own life, made me swear to visit your sweet grave once a year and tell you this story. She wanted you never to forget the woman-shaped thing that took you from us, and how she will see you soon.
I hope you can hear me. I love you, son, and I will always love you. Forever in this life, as in death. Forever on Earth, as in heaven.[/quote]
I really liked this one and had a hell of a time trying to find it.
so this story is about a cat and the cast is like "fuck yeah i am a cat" but so then we was like went into this fucking transformation machine and was now a dog but he didn't know he was a dog and but he barke and make ruff but when he tries to moo he cannot so he went to the doctor but the doctor was like "hold on go home and i will run some tests brb tomorow k?" so he went home and 12 hours lader he was getting some dog dog cat action (interspecies bro) and the doctor was about to call him but the line was busy, and the cats mom had called him and dog picked up, and dog was like "cat it's ur mum dawg" and cat was like "i am cat and also my mom is dead" so dog was like dude wtf hold on doctors calling and the doctor said "i am phone"
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Shit I should write a book who agrees?