• Generally just Fucking Creepy Stuff-Thread
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Does anyone remember that one show, I dunno, probably around 1995 that showed something about deli meats? I dunno, but my parents said that I would just sit and watch ten minutes of mayonnaise and make it up. :saddowns:
Did you ever see one of those videos where you are asked to look for, or follow, a specific thing through out the video? Then, at the end, they reveal that as you were watching, something large and intrusive moved around in plain sight and you never even noticed it. It’s frightening how often that happens, like how I just moved from the doorway into your room as you read this.
[QUOTE=U-Lander;23874052]Does anyone remember that one show, I dunno, probably around 1995 that showed something about deli meats? I dunno, but my parents said that I would just sit and watch ten minutes of mayonnaise and make it up. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] You mean Wacky Deli? That was a weird show.
[QUOTE=redking;23874183]You mean wacky deli?[/QUOTE] I think that was the name... I can't seem to find any copies of it anywhere. And they pulled it quick I guess.:saddowns:
[QUOTE=U-Lander;23874204]I think that was the name... I can't seem to find any copies of it anywhere. And they pulled it quick I guess.:saddowns:[/QUOTE] Yeah, I only remember a couple of episodes, I think the writers must have been on some serious drugs, because a lot of stuff didn't even make sense. Funny thing is I don't remember anything about the main character. I remember his friend was a salami, and he was always doing goofy stuff. There was a character made of cheese too, and he seemed to always look down on all of the other characters.
[QUOTE=redking;23874292]Yeah, I only remember a couple of episodes, I think the writers must have been on some serious drugs, because a lot of stuff didn't even make sense. Funny thing is I don't remember anything about the main character. I remember his friend was a salami, and he was always doing goofy stuff. There was a character made of cheese too, and he seemed to always look down on all of the other characters.[/QUOTE] Damn that cheese. He'd look right at the camera too. Shit, I remember being scared stiff of that thing. And then there were parts where it looked like the film was over developed. What the hell, really.
[QUOTE=U-Lander;23874326]Damn that cheese. He'd look right at the camera too. Shit, I remember being scared stiff of that thing. And then there were parts where it looked like the film was over developed. What the hell, really.[/QUOTE] He was kinda creepy! I think it's probably because he didn't have any facial features, the animators just used the holes on his face to express his emotions. And yeah, it was like they had a really low budget, but then every once in a while they'd show a closeup of one of the characters that was drawn in a very detailed way, without being animated at all.
[QUOTE=redking;23874438]He was kinda creepy! I think it's probably because he didn't have any facial features, the animators just used the holes on his face to express his emotions. And yeah, it was like they had a really low budget, but then every once in a while they'd show a closeup of one of the characters that was drawn in a very detailed way, without being animated at all.[/QUOTE] Don't get me started on that. The salami, yawning over and over, seemingly in slow motion its facial features a mockery of all human existence... that was too much. Christ, I wish I could forget.
[QUOTE=redking;23874292]Yeah, I only remember a couple of episodes, I think the writers must have been on some serious drugs, because a lot of stuff didn't even make sense. Funny thing is I don't remember anything about the main character. I remember his friend was a salami, and he was always doing goofy stuff. There was a character made of cheese too, and he seemed to always look down on all of the other characters.[/QUOTE] this interests me does anyone have and videos?
this... shit, I think this is it. it reminds me of it, at least. its only a small clip, but here: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2oi-OrjSXE&feature=related[/url]
[QUOTE=U-Lander;23874541]Don't get me started on that. The salami, yawning over and over, seemingly in slow motion its facial features a mockery of all human existence... that was too much. Christ, I wish I could forget.[/QUOTE] Did you see the episode where there was mold growing on everything, and there were loaves of bread in the pantry moaning and sobbing, and one of them had no eyes because the mold had taken over their sockets? Nasty stuff. [editline]02:05PM[/editline] [QUOTE=U-Lander;23874592]this... shit, I think this is it. it reminds me of it, at least. its only a small clip, but here: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2oi-OrjSXE&feature=related[/url][/QUOTE] Oh man, that isn't from the actual show, but there WAS a mayonnaise episode. Like, 10 minutes of nothing but a jar of mayo.
What you guys are talking about reminds me of this... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUl6YneNfSo&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=cornflakes;23874654]What you guys are talking about reminds me of this... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUl6YneNfSo&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] thatsthejoke.jpg
Ugh. And then, I swear I saw a human foot on a meat hook alongside the meats... god, it looked so real. EDIT: wow, rockos modern life? I swear that didn't come out till later, man.
[quote=cornflakes;23874654]what you guys are talking about reminds me of this... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bul6ynenfso&feature=related[/media][/quote] wtf? that was just soo wtf
[QUOTE=cornflakes;23874654]What you guys are talking about reminds me of this... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUl6YneNfSo&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] Seems like the makers of Rocko's Modern Life might have seen the original, but this is way too tame. The original Wacky Deli was chaotic and bizarre, there was hardly any correlation between scenes at all.
[QUOTE=redking;23874751]Seems like the makers of Rocko's Modern Life might have seen the original, but this is way too tame. The original Wacky Deli was chaotic and bizarre, there was hardly any correlation between scenes at all.[/QUOTE] Must've. Christ, its not normal, but you can tell its different. They misspelled "delly" on Rocko's. Maybe they knew something about it we don't?
[QUOTE=U-Lander;23874691]Ugh. And then, I swear I saw a human foot on a meat hook alongside the meats... god, it looked so real. EDIT: wow, rockos modern life? I swear that didn't come out till later, man.[/QUOTE] You thought the foot was disturbing? I guess you didn't notice that there was a human torso hanging in the freezer between the sides of beef. Every time the freezer door opened you could see it there.
God I think you're right. I called my parents and asked about it. They only said that they remembered me waking up in the middle of the night screaming bloody murder, every night after watching it.
[QUOTE=redking;23874791]You thought the foot was disturbing? I guess you didn't notice that there was a human torso hanging in the freezer between the sides of beef. Every time the freezer door opened you could see it there.[/QUOTE] where is this?
[QUOTE=U-Lander;23874829]God I think you're right. I called my parents and asked about it. They only said that they remembered me waking up in the middle of the night screaming bloody murder, every night after watching it.[/QUOTE] Oh man, don't remind me. I used to have nightmares that the cheese was in my room with me. He'd start out small, but he'd just swell up until he filled my vision, then rats and insects and spiders and all kinds of nasty things would start welling up out of the holes of his eyes. I would wake up and that would be [i]it[/i] for sleep that night.
[QUOTE=redking;23874894]Oh man, don't remind me. I used to have nightmares that the cheese was in my room with me. He'd start out small, but he'd just swell up until he filled my vision, then rats and insects and spiders and all kinds of nasty things would start welling up out of the holes of his eyes. I would wake up and that would be [i]it[/i] for sleep that night.[/QUOTE] you were a disturbed child
I remember that... the monotone voice, the stuttering movement... I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight.
[QUOTE=InChoFace;23874920]you were a disturbed child[/QUOTE] That's easy for you to say, you obviously haven't seen this show! [editline]02:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=U-Lander;23874936]I remember that... the monotone voice, the stuttering movement... I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight.[/QUOTE] Wait, it was like that for you too? Was there a light? Like, a really really weird kind of light?
The light... yes, the light. Damnit, the light. Yes. God, I can't even look around right now, I'm jumping at even the fucking birds.
[QUOTE=U-Lander;23875004]The light... yes, the light. Damnit, the light. Yes. God, I can't even look around right now, I'm jumping at even the fucking birds.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it was like a light that crawled around on the edge of my vision, but it didn't exactly glow, you know? Nothing was lit by it, it was just light without the effects of light... Am I even making sense? I can't describe it, it's hard to wrap my mind around it.
It sure as hell wasn't comforting, a burn, a... crawling. I don't even get it now. But it was so real.
Seriously, this is too much. I never told anyone about that dream. You're pulling my leg right?
[QUOTE=Ender_Wiggin;23871658]I wish someone would use the glomp emote on me :smith:[/QUOTE] :glomp:
[QUOTE=redking;23875161]Seriously, this is too much. I never told anyone about that dream. You're pulling my leg right?[/QUOTE] No, no. This is real. Christ, I can't even tell you, man. The feelings... they just come back, unrepressed now. Christ. I need to forget.
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