• Generally just Fucking Creepy Stuff-Thread
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our tornado siren happens every wednesday at noon. thankfully it's nowhere near me, still loud as hell.
[QUOTE=brickbox;23932211]For some reason the Emergency Broadcast System and the Emergency Alert System scare the shit out of me.[/QUOTE] that fucking screeching and beep noise just tears my head apart.
[QUOTE=badMedia;23946548][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUlw4NT08Ds&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] OH NOES :ohdear: I can't sleep now :derp:
This thread is a very good source for good reads. [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/story1.jpg[/img_thumb] Just finished reading this one.
I've never heard a tornado/air raid siren in my life.
This thread makes me want to stay up all night.
[QUOTE=Hakita;23958623]I've never heard a tornado/air raid siren in my life.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erMO3m0oLvs[/media]
April 29/2011, renember that date, i had a weird dream . . . [editline]02:31PM[/editline] And why the hell does the tornado siren bring back memories that i`m not supposed to have?
Strangely, tornadoes seem to be primarily a North American phenomenon, especially down the strip of the midwest called "Tornado Alley", where many, many trailer parks get hit, sending homeless rednecks to the nearest newscaster to talk about how they never thought it could happen.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;23964563]Strangely, tornadoes seem to be primarily a North American phenomenon, especially down the strip of the midwest called "Tornado Alley", where many, many trailer parks get hit, sending homeless rednecks to the nearest newscaster to talk about how they never thought it could happen.[/QUOTE] Case in point: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r97Vddi84XA[/media]
Mobo home park? Now thats an awful name.
last year in january there was a tornado in a town a few counties away
[IMG]http://imgur.com/zS2jE.jpg[/IMG] Who is this mysterious youth? This is none other than John Du Hart V, FacePunch ex-moderator and web developer. What is so special about John, who we affectionately call compwhizii? Well, compwhizii was born on April 22, 1994, meaning he could not legally work without an official work permit until April 22nd of this year. But, as sources have confirmed, compwhizii was commissioned to work on the next version of Facepunch, Facepunch: vb4, for at least two months prior to John's 16th birthday. What does this mean for your benevolent leader, Gary Numan? Well, for one thing, this explicitly violates the [url="http://www.dol.gov/whd/regs/statutes/FairLaborStandAct.pdf"]Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938[/url], in the United States Code as [url="http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode29/usc_sec_29_00000201----000-.html"]29 USC §201[/url]. 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[url="http://www.edd.ca.gov/pdf_pub_ctr/de573ca.pdf"]These "under-the-table" wages take money away from important civil projects like education and healthcare[/url]; working to decrease the American standard of living. Gary Newman hates you, your community and your country. [IMG]http://imgur.com/5AkjW.jpg[/IMG] John Du Hart V. Unbeknownst to him, he is being exploited at the expense of not only him but America. [IMG]http://imgur.com/EBRMk.jpg[/IMG] Compwhizii purchased this tuxedo with laundered money from none other than Gary Newman. Garry's penchant for white-collar crime doesn't stop there, however. The two highest-ranking moderators, Hezzy and Dragon, receive compensation for their work (Source: Steam chat with none other than Benji). The meager sum of money wired to them directly from Garry Numan violates the federal minimum wage for both Hezzy, a citizen of Great Britain, and Dragon, an American citizen. The irregular hours and unpredictable nature of moderating such a large community lead to an unprecedented amount of stress on Hezzy and Dragon which clearly warrants at least the federally-mandated minimum wage. [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/10057/505145-garry_newman_1__large.jpg[/img] The man himself, Gary Numan. Also pictured is the camera he took as a bribe for providing intangible forum services. Garry Newman's trail of deceit, sadly, does not end there. His nonchalant attitude towards the law corrupted the seemingly incorruptible Benji last year. Benji took bribes, many from minors, in the form of video games. What did Benji do in return? Grant these members Gold Member, and objectively worthless forums upgrade which comes at no cost or difficulty to him. [IMG]http://imgur.com/60XBy.jpg[/IMG] Benji, pictured with a prostitute in England's Red District. This prostitute was purchased by 12-year-old forum member ketchup. What does all of this mean to you, the forumer? Quite simply, posting on Facepunch or buying Garry's Mod is tantamount to exploiting child labor, ignoring the plight of the worker, and using community status in return for cash bribes. You are a terrible person for posting here insofar as your parents are terrible people for having you or for using blood diamonds to signify their shallow, loveless relationship. Your posting here directly affects the lives of millions, and not because your posts are bad (they are). This is Deeper Than Posting. How can you atone for your sins? Quite simply, all you need to do is stop posting here forever. I left for months and came here solely to post these shocking revelations. I plan to leave again, for I am not a monster incapable of compassion for the common man. I write these internet words not to incite revolution but to incite thought; too many of you have been too complacent for too long. In reality, you are all complicit in crimes against humanity. [IMG]http://imgur.com/gROEl.png[/IMG] Thanks for reading my Facepunch magnum opus! Hopefully the words I wrote convince you to reconsider your position here. You know the consequences of continuing to post. Whether or not you decide to stop is up to you. Knowledge is power. [IMG]http://imgur.com/17w2B.jpg[/IMG] Fight The Power. RIP Radio Raheem.
The fuck ????
can some one please ban pol pottery bar he keeps posting that in like every thread
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtuwUSbesqop[/media] No idea if this is a repost or not. I'm sure as hell not going to trawl through almost 60 pages of content a second time.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR6rZcKEg8Y[/media] HOLy SHIT
Funny thing about tornado sirens; if memory serves, those also sounded during the otherworld transitions in silent hill.
[QUOTE=Askaris;23971674]Funny thing about tornado sirens; if memory serves, those also sounded during the otherworld transitions in silent hill.[/QUOTE] This is what I was going to say. I heard those sirens this past weekend and immediately recognized it from Silent Hill. It creeped the fuck out of me and I was on edge the entire time.
[quote]There is an urban legend in my town about mountain lions that roam around in the nature preserves. Most people prove this legend by asking about the amount of dead cats found in the town, coyotes were the culprits but there were several cases of severely mauled and malformed animals that could not have been injured by coyotes. The city council placed many lion traps around the city and around any nature preserves. I had recently moved there when the traps were placed. Most people feared that the mountain lions had become more hostile to humans(after hearing several reports of people being mauled by mountain lions from a nearby city). People were rushing back to their homes long before night came. I was a skeptic about the mountain lions(I never saw anything, and all I had heard about the lions were just abunch of scattered rumors tied together by a thin line). However, one camera changed my beliefs. I had been talking to my friends about having an airsoft war. One of my friends looked uncommfortable and I began to ask what was the matter. He said it was nothing, but after pestering him for a few hours he told me. The following is my friend's story. I do not know if everything he said was true, and whether or not he exaggerated some parts, but this is his story told in third person: My friend and another friend(we will call the first friend Alex and the other Shane) were having a small airsoft battle down in a nature preserve near our school. They were bored and decided to go exploring. Shane and Alex headed toward a small ravine down a hill. Upon further exploration, they discovered a small hut with trash and booze all over the floor. They left the hut but Shane took a small bottle cap as a remindar of what they discovered. My friends continued to explore the ravine and found a sleeping hobo. Shane(as he told me) reasoned that the hobo lived, or at least stored his items, at the small hut they had found. The hobo was awoken by their footsteps and chased them away. After running for quite some time, the sky was turning dark. As Alex and Shane began to head home, Shane suddenly stopped. Alex and Shane then heard a loud sound, a kind of roar so to speak. Shane decided to check where the sound was coming from. They walked up a large hill and the sound grew louder(as expected in any cliched horror movie I may add). Alex and Shane(their real names are not to be revealed, duh) both insisted the same description of what they witnessed. All I could get from them was a scramble of details. From what I can infer, they had seen "something like a cat. Big though, bigger then ****(friend's real name) but sort of smaller then a bear. I don't know but it... it just looked at us and kind of roared. It didn't sound like a dog's bark though; it sounded like thunder. Loud thunder. It just looked at us for a second and we ran for it." I was still skeptic about the beast being a moutain lion, or that there was a beast at all(seeing how these same friends believe ESP is real and could be harnessed by humans to do things) but like I said, 'one camera changed it all.' Shane had a camera and recorded the ordeal. The hobo was a complete mess, and the 'roar' did sound like thunder. I cannot vouch for the video's factuality but whatever my friends caught on tape was no mountain lion. It was no cat or dog or anything I had ever seen. It was something else. Something else...[/quote] This was a true story. I had viewed the camera, and was actually friends with the people who viewed this thing. Everything in this story was factual and like I said, I cannot vouch for the camera's accuracy at showing the beast.
What the hell am I doing here, I'll never sleep again :ohdear:
You should get them to upload the video from the camera.
Yeah you should.
I'm trying to find a video that I saw on Facepunch some time back, but can't remember where. It's of a girl in her bed and she wakes up and the phone rings, it's her husband/boyfriend who she thinks is in bed right next to her. The camera then changes to showing the creature under the covers next to her. It has a pale white face and a huge grin on its face. Anyone seen this?
[QUOTE=Kiamberm;23978867]I'm trying to find a video that I saw on Facepunch some time back, but can't remember where. It's of a girl in her bed and she wakes up and the phone rings, it's her husband/boyfriend who she thinks is in bed right next to her. The camera then changes to showing the creature under the covers next to her. It has a pale white face and a huge grin on its face. Anyone seen this?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z6xGU2_g9s&playnext=1&videos=DKgp_K8Abhw[/media]
looks like that guy from death note [img]http://www.mondaydata.com/deathnote/characters/ryuk.jpg[/img] [editline]1:11[/editline] oh jesus that's huge
[QUOTE=daijitsu;23981259]looks like that guy from death note [img]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/RYUK.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Looks like a gai that knows how to party, I tell you h'wat.
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;23981153][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z6xGU2_g9s&playnext=1&videos=DKgp_K8Abhw[/media][/QUOTE] That's not really that scary... She's just like 'OMG what's that thing under the covers?' and it's just... ':biggrin: Sup?'
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;23926434]God yes. Just make sure you run it through a spell checker first.[/QUOTE] But it's being constantly run through a spell checker in Google Docs :ohdear: On the subject of grammatical errors, what did I do wrong? The only error I found was in the first sentence where I wrote cartages instead of cartridges. And yeah, I'm adding some more to it now. I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to round it all off. [url]https://docs.google.com/document/edit?id=1nPrd1UyRQIlSf6lmU8XdfkJGgt01gzmq7xgPS9xzBoI&hl=en[/url]
Daj, you're an ass. That image is so huge that I shat bricks twice.
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