[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;24248730]It does actually.[/QUOTE]
Wait till night falls and after I'm the only one awake, I'll show you, how fucked up my house gets.
[editline]07:22PM[/editline]
Now to lighten the fourm
Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.
After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.
With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.
[QUOTE=The BoxDog][img]http://i37.tinypic.com/6oki9w.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
That's a pretty nasty looking computer room you have there.
Clean that shit up before posting pics of it, it's disgusting.
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;24237387]OK guys, I decided I might write a creepypasta.[/QUOTE]
top quality right here, even if i didnt understand what was going on
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;24243732]-text and pics-[/QUOTE]
[img_thumb]http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/9623/16849072.png[/img_thumb]
Am I the only one who sees a dog?
[QUOTE='[DJ Ria];24252888'][img_thumb]http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/9623/16849072.png[/img_thumb]
Am I the only one who sees a dog?[/QUOTE]
that's a creeper
[img_thumb]http://images.matt-russell.com/CreeperAIBug.png[/img_thumb]
HERE'S your dog.
[img]http://gyazo.com/5aeb5237ddf943ada76f0e49816ecb13.png[/img]
Viral marketing at it's best.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNSaurw6E_Q[/url]
[HTML][/HTML]WHY must I fucking read this thread alone in a very dark room at eleven.
Although I still don't know why people think that smile.jpg is creepy
[img]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:Smile.dog.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE='[DJ Ria];24252888'][img_thumb]http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/9623/16849072.png[/img_thumb]
Am I the only one who sees a dog?[/QUOTE]
no, but he looks more like a smug cartoon bear to me.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1689248/yes.jpg[/img]
What the fuck is with all the dog shaped things in that picture?
This thread has officially given me paranoia of every image being an animated .gif.
he should show his sister all of these things and make her paranoid
[QUOTE=thatWolfDude;24254672]no, but he looks more like a smug cartoon bear to me.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1689248/yes.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I see the Awesome smile :v:
[QUOTE=Sputn!k;24252469]top quality right here, even if i didnt understand what was going on[/QUOTE]
In spoilers in case you want to figure out yourself:
[sp]Guy buys a corrupt record, John Lennon is at the music shop, the record drills a massive hole through the floor, and the guy gets sent to a lunatic asylum when he tells the story.[/sp] But thank you for the compliment.
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;24265655]In spoilers in case you want to figure out yourself:
[sp]Guy buys a corrupt record, John Lennon is at the music shop, the record drills a massive hole through the floor, and the guy gets sent to a lunatic asylum when he tells the story.[/sp] But thank you for the compliment.[/QUOTE]
your spoiler tl;dr didn't do it justice, heh. I liked it, though [sp]I wonder if maybe instead of "there was a bomb planted at the house", the police tell him that there was nothing out of the ordinary there. Then he should ask about the record, and they say they didn't find anything of the sort. that would drive the whole being put in an asylum thing a little better, since a bomb going off would be traumatic to anyone and they'd probably just have put him through some sort of support group.[/sp]
:buddy:
Fuck I'm scared to go brushing my teeth now.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;24254990]he should show his sister all of these things and make her paranoid[/QUOTE]
She won't look.
[editline]03:13PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=thatWolfDude;24254672]no, but he looks more like a smug cartoon bear to me.
[img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1689248/yes.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Because of the popularity of this room/ this picture I discided to look deeper into it.
I've come up with something.
Okay so I went up into my sister's room and discovered that what ever the eyes should be, weren't there. So I look around where it should be, took a picture of where the creeper-eyes should be.
The Creeper eyes (CE) should be where that basket is, but its not there.
As seen in this picture
[IMG_thumb]http://i37.tinypic.com/2j16asg.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
I backed up and took a picture and compaired the new one of the room (with lights on)
to the old creepy one)
[img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1689248/yes.jpg[/img_thumb]
[IMG_thumb]http://i36.tinypic.com/jtksww.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
I latter realized that the eyes was just the door knob.\
New picture for today
[IMG_thumb]http://i37.tinypic.com/124822b.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
good, thorough investigation of the light sources. I like when people do that instead of just sitting there convinced of eyes or whathaveyou.
This one's quite old, but it's a damn good recut.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EPFOn_sjCs[/media]
That voice at the end :ohdear:
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;24243732]Okay so in my house there has been history in the family of people going a little bit crazy inside the house, kind of like the shining, without the whole Ax muder kill fest thing. You could swear in the corner of your eye you see ghost, spirits, poltergeist, what ever you wanna call them
In the TV room by the door way, at night theres an upside down girl who stands on the celing,
[IMG_thumb]http://i36.tinypic.com/2v9b60n.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
in my sister's room theres a dog and a girl, But their eyes are just lights
[IMG_thumb]http://i34.tinypic.com/f1fku8.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
In the office I swear theres a ghost watching me from the basement, because theres a vent that goes down, hopefully if I have the balls I'll take some pictures tonight and quote this
[IMG_thumb]http://i35.tinypic.com/6fqykx.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
Anyways
in the kitchen we can swear the stool actually moves, although we're not entirely sure of weither it moves or not.
[IMG_thumb]http://i35.tinypic.com/205v8k9.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
Again in the office if I were to look over my shoulder and out the door I can faintly see a white outline of a man, It creeps me out.
Maybe I notice everything in the office because I'm always there.
[IMG_thumb]http://i37.tinypic.com/2diq8er.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
At night by the window on my left, is a window, that has afan in it, we must keep the shades up to let cool air in, I keep thinking some fuck-tard is going to go up there and stand right there.
Up stairs when you come out of the bathroom you can feel as if someone is grabbing your shoulder, fallowed by the visions of my sister's room with the dog and the girl, ultimate mind fuck.
[IMG_thumb]http://i34.tinypic.com/f1fku8.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
Running up the stairs at night you can see a man standing in the place outside of the unfinished bathroom stairing DIRECTLY at you
[IMG_thumb]http://i33.tinypic.com/2vijacg.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
Foyer in the farthest on the left window at night while runing up the stairs you can see a guy in the window
[IMG_thumb]http://i37.tinypic.com/1076tqf.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
the upstairs hallway if you look down it at night you can be sure something is stairing back at you
[IMG_thumb]http://i35.tinypic.com/2cyk077.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[IMG_thumb]http://i37.tinypic.com/14t1v14.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
Like I said, hopefully if I man up, I'll take some pictures, but I always think, if I look at the pictures I'll examine too closely and notice something. So I probably won't upload them.
Sorry I couldn't post all of them
Keep in mind, I took these all in [B]DAYLIGHT[/B]
As in average House daylight.
I will not take any of these at night.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit. this makes me think about how my house is. Where i sit at my computer if you look down the hall right before the den light is on you can see a figure of a man. So that light is always on though. Not because i'm scared, But if someone was in the house you'd know the light was off.
[editline]08:14PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rorbort925;24278578]Holy shit. this makes me think about how my house is. Where i sit at my computer if you look down the hall right before the den light is on you can see a figure of a man. So that light is always on though. Not because i'm scared, But if someone was in the house you'd know the light was off.[/QUOTE]
Oh and if you open the door to my bro's bed room, I get creeps and a really cold feeling.
[editline]08:16PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ascensive;24267600]Fuck I'm scared to go brushing my teeth now.[/QUOTE]
Lol for some reason when ever i go under my cover on my bed i see to fall asleep faster and feel safe.
Okay its night time I discided to take the two easyest pictures, which are the hallway from office
[IMG_thumb]http://i35.tinypic.com/14lrog4.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
And also my foyer
[IMG_thumb]http://i34.tinypic.com/2wfnz3k.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[editline]10:56PM[/editline]
Case:girl upside down in door way.
Tvroom in light
[IMG_thumb]http://i36.tinypic.com/55p9xz.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
Dark
[IMG_thumb]http://i38.tinypic.com/2i72r84.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;24280416]Okay its night time I discided to take the two easyest pictures, which are the hallway from office
[IMG_thumb]http://i35.tinypic.com/14lrog4.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
And also my foyer
[IMG_thumb]http://i34.tinypic.com/2wfnz3k.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[editline]10:56PM[/editline]
Case:girl upside down in door way.
Tvroom in light
[IMG_thumb]http://i36.tinypic.com/55p9xz.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
Dark
[IMG_thumb]http://i38.tinypic.com/2i72r84.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE]
Its looks creepy, need to examine the pics more. Also, I'm scared of smile.jpg
When I need to pee I'll take pictures of the upstairs hallway.
and house,ect
[editline]11:42PM[/editline]
[IMG_thumb]http://i36.tinypic.com/2zs1wt3.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[editline]11:43PM[/editline]
[editline]11:43PM[/editline]
[IMG_thumb]http://i35.tinypic.com/ekn5oh.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[editline]11:44PM[/editline]
[IMG_thumb]http://i34.tinypic.com/2dguh7d.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[editline]11:45PM[/editline]
And finally I went up and checked on my sister's room, the light was a clock
[IMG_thumb]http://i36.tinypic.com/sfb8s7.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[editline]12:03AM[/editline]
I'm off to bed guys.
There's currently some creepy shit going down on the UVB-76 transmission. For the past fifteen minutes, it's sounded as though a television has been placed near the mic, and people are talking...
Take a listen: [url]http://uvb-76.blogspot.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=daijitsu;24267233]your spoiler tl;dr didn't do it justice, heh. I liked it, though [sp]I wonder if maybe instead of "there was a bomb planted at the house", the police tell him that there was nothing out of the ordinary there. Then he should ask about the record, and they say they didn't find anything of the sort. that would drive the whole being put in an asylum thing a little better, since a bomb going off would be traumatic to anyone and they'd probably just have put him through some sort of support group.[/sp]
:buddy:[/QUOTE]
Thank you so much for the praise and CC. I'd never believe that daijitsu, the legendary Arts Moderator, would actually [I]like[/I] one of [I]my[/I] stories.
Well then, without further ado, I present my slightly revised version, with assistance from daijitsu!
[quote]So I went down to the music store last week, and I could see a record. It was pretty ordinary, just a plain black record, no sleeve, with a sticky note on. I walked up to the note and it said 'John Lennon- War is Over: 20p'. As a fan of the Beatles and John, and since it was such a steal, I bought it. So I took it home, dusted it off and listened to the record.
Now, I know records are a kind of outdated format, but the sound quality was really bad. As in, 30s bad. I could barely even hear it. And there was some instrumental at the beginning, basically the chorus line's instruments playing for a bar. Then the first line came on, and that's when it got weird.
Normally, the first line is 'So this is Christmas, and what have you done', but it sounded different. I turned the record back and listened again, and I could hear John say 'Yeah, this ain't Christmas; Christ, what have I done?'. Then the next line came on (as usual), but now Yoko was singing. Then the third line came, and what sounded like Paul McCartney sang the normal line. Then George Harrison sang the next, then Ringo. I was guessing that this was some bootleg with soundalikes, but why would Yoko be in this?
I rewound back to the beginning again, and this time the one-bar instrumental was gone. And the quality was worse. John said the poorly-lyriced line once more, and this time all 4 'guests' sang with him. But the next line was exactly the same lyric, but with some weird harmony. And the instruments had changed. There was a guitar, heavy like in 'Revolution'. And a bass, clearly audible.
Confused, I turned the record player off, and took the record off the table and into an ersatz sleeve (two pieces of paper stuck together). I noticed the record's label, and it read 'The Beetles- War is Over. Recorded December 9th, 1980.' Now not only was the name Beatles spelt incorrectly, but the date recorded (which isn't normally on a record) was one day after John had been shot. And the Beatles never got back together.
So the next morning, I went back to the shop, and asked if I could return the record. The counterman turned round, and I recognized something about him. His crooked nose, his round glasse- No, it couldn't have been. I told him 'Hey, you look a lot like John Lennon'. And he replied, in an all-too-familiar Liverpudlian drawl, 'Yeah. Lots of people say that. Mainly you.' I asked him what he meant by that, and he answered 'Oh, didn't you know? I've been working here for years. You've told me I look like John every day since 1980.
I said this was impossible since I was born in 1981, and he replied 'Oh, it's not as unlikely as you think.' Confused by this clear John Lennon impersonator, I asked him one last question: 'By the way, what's your name?' He replied, once more, as he had every day, 'I used to be the Walrus, but now I'm John'.
By now, I was seriously mindscrewed, so I ran back to my home and listened to the record all the way through. It was the normal record now, but the quality was amazing. Unlike the 30s-style cracks and pips, it was almost like being there. I looked at the label when the record stopped, and it said 'John Lennon- War's Beginning'. There was an autograph from John himself clearly. But the title was wrong.
So I went back to the music shop again the next day, more perplexed than ever. This time, a different man turned round. He looked somewhat like John, but his features seemed exaggerated, as if he'd been taken out of one of his own drawings. I browsed the guitars, and when I looked back his face seemed more exaggerated. I have to say, at this point I was somewhat scared, so I walked out of the shop and back to my house.
When I returned, the record was playing, despite the fact I had put it back in the sleeve. I jumped when I heard a man say 'Number Nine', as if I was listening to Revolution 9. But then the same man said 'Number Eight', then 'Number Seven', and so on. I ran out of the house, barely locking the door. I faintly heard the voice scream 'NUMBER NONE!'. Then I heard a giant smash, and a whir.
Partially deafened, with my ears bleeding, I walked back into the house. There was a gigantic hole in the floor, my house was obliterated. Inside, I saw the John-like man again, his features more of a caricature than ever. He looked more like Ringo than John, with a giant nose, and the largest glasses I've ever seen. He said 'You can't cheat the system Paul. You can't cheat the system George. You can't cheat the system etc.', as he continued through the names of all 6 Beatles, all the Beatles wives, what I'm assuming to be every affair they had, and then Brian Epstein, and finally 'You can't cheat the system, Mark David Chapman.' Then he suddenly disappeared, with the sound of a gun being fired.
I screamed and ran out of my largely destroyed house. I rang the police, and when they came round and went into the house, there were no gasps of shock, no screams in horror. Instead, they came back outside and told me that the house was perfectly fine inside. They told me to stop wasting their time, and if I did again I would be arrested. Then they drove off, and just as they were out of sight a shattered piece of a record flew out of a hole in my demolished house's roof. I could just see the charred label. This time it read 'Time's up.'
After this, I haven't really had much trouble. I'm amazed the whole story's stayed in my head, but I feel like I'm going insane. Still, I'm nice and warm, and safe inside my new house. It's a cozy little place, but there's plenty of room to sleep.
The door's interesting though. Because for everyone else, it reads 'Jonathon Joseph, in confinement for 26 years to life', but for me it reads a short, and simple sentence.
'Time's up, Jon.'[/quote]
And for comparison, the original version:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24237387&postcount=2600[/url]
LEGENDARY? :buddy:
[del]rewinded[/del], rewound. On that thought... can you rewind a vinyl? I thought you just re-set the needle or whatever.
aside from that, the only other thing I think could use a tweak is:
[quote][del]You can't cheat the system etc.', through the names of all 6 Beatles[/del]
You can't cheat the system...", as he continued through the names of all 6 Beatles[/quote]
I like it overall, the touch where [sphe still perceives the house as destroyed when everyone else thinks it's fine is good.[/sp] :buddy:
So I was playing way too much minecraft last night, and when I went to sleep I had a dream where I was in this deep cave with some other guys and we were all drilling inside it with these mining lasers. I ended up hitting some hollow area in the cave and a giant mass of screaming worms with claws and shit started pouring out of the hole.
They got all over all the other guys and they started filling up like a balloon with all these worms and their skin became see-through. One of them absorbed his mining laser and exploded, and another one ended up hitting the ceiling with their laser, causing water to flood in. I dropped my mining laser and run to the elevator and took it to the top. When the elevator ended I found myself on a tiny island surrounded by a black sea of these worms. Suddenly I saw the elevator go back down, and I heard SSsssssSSss as it came back up.
I'm too afraid to play minecraft now.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;24305084]LEGENDARY? :buddy:
[del]rewinded[/del], rewound. On that thought... can you rewind a vinyl? I thought you just re-set the needle or whatever.
aside from that, the only other thing I think could use a tweak is:
I like it overall, the touch where he [sp]still perceives the house as destroyed when everyone else thinks it's fine[/sp] is good. :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Thank you very much once more, and I've corrected my new story as such. And wouldn't 'rewinding' just require moving the record backwards a bit? Also, I would recommend spoilering some of your post for the people that haven't read it yet.
spoiler'd. Also I think that would end up scratching up the disc (or just make an awful noise), but I haven't really done... [i]any[/i] research on record players and the like. v:raise:v
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR6rZcKEg8Y[/media]
i fucking died
I've been reading this thread for about two hours, and I have almost shit my pants about seven separate times.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ohdear.png[/img]
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