[QUOTE=Soulbrother;16272250]I'm a master liar.[/QUOTE]
Ironically that's a lie.
But you can't tell that I'm lying right now, can you?
[QUOTE=Solid.Snake;16272546]Ironically that's a lie.[/QUOTE]
Or I lie so well that you think it's a lie.
[QUOTE=Evilan;16271303]Yea, this thread is exactly like the one that appeared before.[/QUOTE]
Except this time he forgot to mention that it's all horsecrap and that he has no grasp on human mannerisms and habitual postures, or any knowledge of the human mind whatsoever.
But he has a Ph.D. in bullshit so I guess that counts for something. I guess he didn't get it the first time, guys.
All this info might come in handy.
why is moving in your chair lying
there are certain face languages as looking right you're telling the truth and look left and you're lying
EDIT: and when you look up you're thinking, and when you look down you're don't know the answer
i lied about your mom
that wasn't a lie
and that
and that
and that
and that
and that
and that
but not that
[editline]12:00AM[/editline]
hey guys i bought left 4 dead two days ago but i moved in my chair when i said that so it's a lie okay
[QUOTE=reviewmad2;16272776]i lied about your mom
that wasn't a lie
and that
and that
and that
and that
and that
and that
but not that
[editline]12:00AM[/editline]
hey guys i bought left 4 dead two days ago but i moved in my chair when i said that so it's a lie okay[/QUOTE]
i bet op moved around when he made this thread
[QUOTE=reviewmad2;16272776]i lied about your mom
that wasn't a lie
and that
and that
and that
and that
and that
and that
but not that
[editline]12:00AM[/editline]
hey guys i bought left 4 dead two days ago but i moved in my chair when i said that so it's a lie okay[/QUOTE]
In this post: Ignorant retard makes the assumption that if you do one of those things in the OP you are always lieing.
OP is a copy paste of an old thread here, I swear.
Yeah, i remember a thread like this as well
I saw this thread before, it was made by someone else.
HOW TO POST THIS THREAD
1) Hold control and press V
2) Hold control and press C
3) Click submit
[QUOTE=smurfy;16273627]HOW TO POST THIS THREAD
1) Hold control and press V
2) Hold control and press C
3) Click submit[/QUOTE]
How to fail at copy and pasting
1) Paste down whatever was previously in your clipboard
2) Copy down nothing
3) Realize that you copied down nothing
The best way to lie is the believe what you are saying. Then you will not have to think of things to say, you will simply say what you would say in that situation if you hadn't done it. It's just really hard to convince yourself, you have to practice.
[QUOTE=smurfy;16273627]HOW TO POST THIS THREAD
1) Hold control and press V
2) Hold control and press C
3) Click submit[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=smurfy;16273627]HOW TO POST THIS THREAD
1) Hold control and press V
2) Hold control and press C
3) Click submit[/QUOTE]
You're a [B]GENIUS![/B]
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