• Okay so I bought some weed for the first time and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
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jizz in her pipe
looks no more than .3 - .4 including the shake for $10 bucks i would usually get .5, but its not that big of a skimp if it is even skimped
[QUOTE=dds98;27247882]I'm really scared I might screw this up, so could you just give me some step, by step instructions? i.e.: 1. Put weed in bowl 2. Jack off 3. Smoke weed Because I'm afraid I might burn up the weed or something bad and I don't want to screw this up.[/QUOTE] Swap steps two and three and you're good. Also, I had to get a root canal done once, but it was a weekend and the pain started on Friday night, so I had to wait to get an appointment. The pain was so excruciating, I was on the ground in tears. I smoked a shitload of weed in my bong, but all it did was make everything else numb. Felt the throbbing all through my head, felt like my brain was exploding out of the top of my skull and then running down the sides, it was fucked up. Only time I regretted smoking up.
OP has done it right Good thing there was a small amount, otherwise he would have smoked too much and possibly greened out Enjoy OP, and for the love of god listen to some music
We have the same mario cube, OP.
Did you listen to some hardcore rap as you got stoned OP?
I pay €7.50 a gram, so for me that would be like a huge rip-off But then again, I'm from Holland :haw:
The first time my longtime toking buddy and I get ripped, we had no idea how much we needed so we smoked 3 grams in one night out of a bong we learned to make from the youtubes. Holy fuck.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;27256740]We have the same mario cube, OP.[/QUOTE] AND I also got some pineapple bud the other day too. Weird.
For those who are curious, I ended up choosing the little nub and I put it in the pipe and smoked it, I got high within like 5 minutes. The pain went away over time but I felt this urge to move my tongue around in my mouth and feeling everything so I was pushing on my teeth so it started to hurt again towards the end. However, I didn't really experience that so called "music becomes awesome" thing. I started a song on my iPod but, oddly enough, the only thing that I really noticed was how BADLY the songs sounded, like I noticed how shitty the quality was in my headphones and how some of the tones in the songs were off. Of course I kept listening to the music instead of switching songs because I was too lazy to press the button. Also, I did not find anything funnier than normal. I LAUGHED a lot more, but I didn't actually think those things were FUNNIER. Is that normal? I'll probably try it again when I'm only with friends, right after I smoked my dad came home and I had to act not high around him, plus I had to look like I was reading Huck Finn for school which really sucked. Also, I feel REALLY tired right now. I kind of feel like I still have some of the high still in me. Is that normal as well? [QUOTE=GodKing;27254250]Swap steps two and three and you're good. Also, I had to get a root canal done once, but it was a weekend and the pain started on Friday night, so I had to wait to get an appointment. The pain was so excruciating, I was on the ground in tears. I smoked a shitload of weed in my bong, but all it did was make everything else numb. Felt the throbbing all through my head, felt like my brain was exploding out of the top of my skull and then running down the sides, it was fucked up. Only time I regretted smoking up.[/QUOTE]Shit, sorry dude. in the beginning it wasn't like that but towards the end of the high I started feeling what you were feeling. I ended up succumbing and taking an Ibuprofen to numb it.
People's experiences vary depending on moods, how long you've been smoking, and what you're smoking. I'd personally say that your experience seems relatively normal, to be honest. Sweet pageking
You paid a tenner for that? You got ripped off, bad.
[QUOTE=GodKing;27254250]Swap steps two and three and you're good. Also, I had to get a root canal done once, but it was a weekend and the pain started on Friday night, so I had to wait to get an appointment. The pain was so excruciating, I was on the ground in tears. I smoked a shitload of weed in my bong, but all it did was make everything else numb. Felt the throbbing all through my head, felt like my brain was exploding out of the top of my skull and then running down the sides, it was fucked up. Only time I regretted smoking up.[/QUOTE] This sounds fucking awful. Yeah, once I smoked with a pretty bad headache, thinking it would make it better. Instead it made the headache get worse so all I could focus on was the pain :v:
It's normal to be tired You probably should have cut it up with scissors before smoking it it, that's what I always do. I can't see why music didn't become awesome. It sucks you had to act sober, I remember doing that after raging with my dealer for a bit after school. I pretended to do some bio homework, and my writing was all wonky and I'd drawn pictures all over the page
[QUOTE=dds98;27266992]mumbo jumbo about her high and such....[/QUOTE] The first time I smoked I didn't even get high you should probably give it another try. I remember the first time I actually got high It was by far the best I've ever had and even really dank stuff doesn't come close :(. Also I love your mario box :). You for some reason didn't reply to my other post...... Looks like less then a gram but its dank so id say that looks about right for $10. Funny you mentioned that it was Pineapple Kush a good friend of mine just got some of that from a girl in Cali would that be the same one?
[QUOTE=SpaZtic;27268731]The first time I smoked I didn't even get high you should probably give it another try. I remember the first time I actually got high It was by far the best I've ever had and even really dank stuff doesn't come close :(. Also I love your mario box :). You for some reason didn't reply to my other post...... Looks like less then a gram but its dank so id say that looks about right for $10. Funny you mentioned that it was Pineapple Kush a good friend of mine just got some of that from a girl in Cali would that be the same one?[/QUOTE] Fist time i smoked i just got a TINY bit high but not much
I don't get how people don't get high first time I got as high as a motherfucker, how is it possible to not do it right?
i didnt get high my first time but that b.c. the stuff i had was shit
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;27274651]I don't get how people don't get high first time I got as high as a motherfucker, how is it possible to not do it right?[/QUOTE] The weed we were smoking was of horrible quality I didn't even pay for it. Try smoking .6 of shit weed with 3 people (including me). Its not like I was to stupid to do it correctly. Light it and inhale hold how can you fuck that up?
[QUOTE=SpaZtic;27268731]The first time I smoked I didn't even get high you should probably give it another try. I remember the first time I actually got high It was by far the best I've ever had and even really dank stuff doesn't come close :(. Also I love your mario box :). You for some reason didn't reply to my other post...... Looks like less then a gram but its dank so id say that looks about right for $10. Funny you mentioned that it was Pineapple Kush a good friend of mine just got some of that from a girl in Cali would that be the same one?[/QUOTE] I'm a guy... haha Uh was she 16? Has an 18-year old BF? Lives near Cupertino/Sunnyvale/Palo Alto area? [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] Also I'm getting really mixed responses to if I got ripped off or not. Some people I got an okay deal and some people are saying I got hella ripped off. Lol. Which one is it? O_o
[QUOTE=dds98;27291854]I'm a guy... haha Uh was she 16? Has an 18-year old BF? Lives near Cupertino/Sunnyvale/Palo Alto area? [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] Also I'm getting really mixed responses to if I got ripped off or not. Some people I got an okay deal and some people are saying I got hella ripped off. Lol. Which one is it? O_o[/QUOTE] What you got alone wasn't worth $10, basically. If you get to keep the pipe and whatnot, then hell I'd say it wasn't bad at all. [editline]8th January 2011[/editline] Also, was it sticky when you pulled it apart? Usually that indicates it's better quality, which would make up for not getting as much. But if it was dried up, maybe a dark, dark color without much crystals on the surface... then yes definitely got ripped off.
[QUOTE=dds98;27291854]I'm a guy... haha Uh was she 16? Has an 18-year old BF? Lives near Cupertino/Sunnyvale/Palo Alto area? [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] Also I'm getting really mixed responses to if I got ripped off or not. Some people I got an okay deal and some people are saying I got hella ripped off. Lol. Which one is it? O_o[/QUOTE] You have very effeminate hands. And you definitely got ripped off. The general consensus around here seems to be £10 per gram (Although I get more than that, I guess my dealer's just a nice guy.). There's no way that you were given a gram, and even if your dealer lent you her pipe, I'd say that's still not worth a tenner. [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] But if you get to keep the pipe then you did well.
[QUOTE=SpaZtic;27282943]The weed we were smoking was of horrible quality I didn't even pay for it. Try smoking .6 of shit weed with 3 people (including me). Its not like I was to stupid to do it correctly. Light it and inhale hold how can you fuck that up?[/QUOTE] You can be not prepared for the harshness of smoke, cough when it's in your lungs AND FUCKING RUIN YOUR NIGHT but seriously, people might do that first toke and be like "Nope, I'm done, fuck that" and yeah .6 with 3 people is poor [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=dds98;27291854]I'm a guy... haha Uh was she 16? Has an 18-year old BF? Lives near Cupertino/Sunnyvale/Palo Alto area? [editline]9th January 2011[/editline] Also I'm getting really mixed responses to if I got ripped off or not. Some people I got an okay deal and some people are saying I got hella ripped off. Lol. Which one is it? O_o[/QUOTE] Don't worry about it man, it's only $10 I don't know whether I'm getting ripped off or not, but I know once I got an amazing deal :)
[QUOTE=dds98;27291854]I'm a guy... haha [/QUOTE] My bad I thought with the long finger nails and the baby soft hands.... ? no? [QUOTE=dds98;27291854]Uh was she 16? Has an 18-year old BF? Lives near Cupertino/Sunnyvale/Palo Alto area? [/QUOTE] Maybe the one I'm thinking of is a Licensed grower in Northern Cali I think you need to be older than 16 to do it legally so I don't think its the same one. [QUOTE=dds98;27291854]Also I'm getting really mixed responses to if I got ripped off or not. Some people I got an okay deal and some people are saying I got hella ripped off. Lol. Which one is it? O_o[/QUOTE] The reason you are getting mixed responses is because pricing of weed varies so much by location. You living in Cali its FAR more accessible then most states so pricing should be reasonably low. The amount you are showing in the picture is less then 1 gram. High quality cannabis is often called "Dank" pretty much meaning your going to pay more then you would for lower quality stuff. For me pricing on Pineapple Kush (just like yours) is 20 a gram you amount looks more like .4 or .5 so I don't think you got ripped off. Besides its 10$ if anything you got ripped off like 2$ but she gave you a container so really it worked out.
You got high for $10 OP you did well
[QUOTE=SpaZtic;27282943]The weed we were smoking was of horrible quality I didn't even pay for it. Try smoking .6 of shit weed with 3 people (including me). Its not like I was to stupid to do it correctly. Light it and inhale hold how can you fuck that up?[/QUOTE] Our first times smoking we smoked some hard as rock skank-ass hash out of "agents" (emptied out cigarettes with a replaced filter) and we all sure as fuck got blazed. So yeah, I don't get how people don't get high their first time either
[QUOTE=dds98;27266992]However, I didn't really experience that so called "music becomes awesome" thing. I started a song on my iPod but, oddly enough, the only thing that I really noticed was how BADLY the songs sounded, like I noticed how shitty the quality was in my headphones and how some of the tones in the songs were off. Of course I kept listening to the music instead of switching songs because I was too lazy to press the button. [/quote] This could be either of two things: - You weren't that high, or it was because it's your first time. - Your music/speakers are of shit quality and you actually listened to it this time. [quote] Also, I did not find anything funnier than normal. I LAUGHED a lot more, but I didn't actually think those things were FUNNIER. Is that normal? [/quote] It effects everyone differently. It's never made anything funnier for me. [quote] Also, I feel REALLY tired right now. I kind of feel like I still have some of the high still in me. Is that normal as well? [/QUOTE] Yep.
I kind of become an audiophile when I'm high, I can't do earbuds I have to listen to something that produces quality sound or I can't do it.
Alright, I tried smoking the rest of it, but I didn't get high at all. The pain in my tooth didn't even go away this time. What gives?
Perhaps you didn't have enought the 2nd time the weed appears to be of nice quality and I'm certain you haven't build up enought tolerance yet. It happens that's what you get for buying such a small amount try bigger bags. your pricing should be similar? This is my pricing on the SAME strain. (Southern Maine) (you living in Cali prices SHOULD? be lower.) 20 = 1.0 (gram/s) 30 = 1.75 (gram/s) 60 = 3.5 (gram/s) also... I don't think smoking weed is going to make the pain in your tooth go away..... Perhaps a pain killer? (don't get hooked on that shit...)
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