How do you fight in High School? - General

If someone "disrespects you" laugh in their face like they are a child ("haha, oh wow!") and walk away.

[QUOTE=Afgman;24724706]What would you Rec. if someone comes up to you and disrespects you?[/QUOTE] You cant short form recommend, just type it,

just pop off yo and be like YO DAWG DA FUCK YOU DOIN YOU WANNA SCRAP YO? its what all da gangsta kidz do yo and erryone is scurred of dem

punch his girlfriend like a real man

Don't listen to the others OP, they're all nerdy pussies sitting behind their desks being beta males. I can bench 250kg and I never let anyone walk over me and I have 5 black belts. First off as soon as you go to school next time you walk up to the guy that fought you and tell him you are going to kick his ass in front of everyone, then you double-spin kick him on the side of the head and send him flying against the wall, when he gets up you quickly deliver a palm strike to his temple and then swiftly sever his neck with a roundhouse kick. I have slain many a foe with this technique.

acds Schoolyard Warrior.

OP is a 12 year old

If he hits you turn the other cheek and let him beat you Apparently your dignity is worth more than Honors classes.

[QUOTE=Afgman;24724678]Sorry, but a mans pride is very fragile.[/QUOTE] No it fucking isn't.

[QUOTE=Afgman;24724841]I'm never a dick, but there are some people who pick on the nice guys for not being dicks to other people.[/QUOTE] Chavs. "Cuz bein a dikheds kool". These faggots hang on the corner and pick on anyone who walks by, including me; not much one cant do when it is one v 10

[QUOTE=nath2009uk;24736697]Chavs. "Cuz bein a dikheds kool". These faggots hang on the corner and pick on anyone who walks by, including me; not much one cant do when it is one v 10[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.guns.co.il/images/stories/rifles/israel/tavor_01.jpg[/IMG]

Hacky sack wars bro. It is the only way.

I've never felt that there's a need to fight over anything unless it's something risking either your or someone you loves life.

You break the rules? Who give's a shit if you get in trouble for defending yourself, teachers are stupid fucking idiots.

You don't have to punch to defend yourself. Learn how to block and dodge. A student in my High School was engaged in a fight, and he just took everything in his arms until the other kid was tackled by our "Rent-a-cop." Besides bruised arms, the victim received no punishment, and the attacker was suspended for 10 days.

don't get into a fight what kind of a question is this also, school thread

Don't. Unless they start it, then put them on the ground.

Just don't. If someone is being aggressive and tries to punch you, dodge it or protect yourself. Ask him to stop and if he doesn't, punch him one single time in his chest. If you get a good hit, you will just make him breathless but have no bruises or anything.

With fists of fury I would assume.

Just talk it out, appear unmoved by what ever happens, if he starts to strike flee into to the crowd.

inb4 the facepunchers who say "I fight with my fists, I fight to the death. I round house kick their face and destroy them. You should be like me."

[QUOTE=Hakita;24733238]I got into a fight once. I hit him in the face. He hit me in the head. After that we became best friends.[/QUOTE] This, this, and this again. I've become good friends with every single person I've fought. Completely illogical, but it seems people tend not to hold grudges. I just make sure that once I explain why I did it and why I felt it was necessary, we bury the hatchet.

[QUOTE=Ryz0;24737160]inb4 the facepunchers who say "I fight with my fists, I fight to the death. I round house kick their face and destroy them. You should be like me."[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=acds;24736428]Don't listen to the others OP, they're all nerdy pussies sitting behind their desks being beta males. I can bench 250kg and I never let anyone walk over me and I have 5 black belts. First off as soon as you go to school next time you walk up to the guy that fought you and tell him you are going to kick his ass in front of everyone, then you double-spin kick him on the side of the head and send him flying against the wall, when he gets up you quickly deliver a palm strike to his temple and then swiftly sever his neck with a roundhouse kick. I have slain many a foe with this technique.[/QUOTE] Late TO THE EXTREME

As a turret I suggest that you strike first. Place your self in an open but concealed area, then spray him with your fist. Although wear some Nike's so world_entity doesn't kill you.

New idea: Fill jars with your urine, and throw it at him/them. All your attacks [b]WILL[/b] do more damage.

The stupidest question ever. You don't have to use some fucking technique you know? Pick you're strongest offense, and then kick 8 colours of shit outta that bitch. Unless you wake up in hospital. That technique is called [I]fail.[/I]

Afgman was(is being) bullied in High School

Be sure there's no teachers around, and improvise a weapon. Pens can make good stabbing weapons, a wooden chair is a great blunt weapon, and kicking benches can both stop your enemy and with some luck hit them in the kneecaps, which hurts like FUCK. Also forget all that "honor" bullshit. Kids at school are mean as fuck, you are not supposed to do pussy ass taekwondo, go for the nuts, bite them, grab their hair and clothing, etc. Never ever try to kick them, it's a great opportunity for them to grab you by the leg and seriously fuck you up. If you know you have a fight coming up, you can turn a disposable camera into a 300v tazer to use when your enemy is down.

With your mouth. And then Chuck Norris.

[QUOTE=GodKing;24724889]You made that assumption. I don't think violence solves everything, but it will get some cocksucker off your back and word will probably spread that, if you fuck with this guy, you're gonna get your ass handed to you, so don't do it. [editline]01:37AM[/editline] Defend yourself. I'm not saying you need to go beat him up if you can avoid it (my post about that was a joke), but don't sit there and take it either.[/QUOTE] Insulting doesn't do anything either. In fact, it'll get him more humilated and more prone to getting his ass handled to him. [editline]05:05PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Melnek;24728365]I know, but when you're in a highschool and you're literally surrounded by these people it's best to just fight back and stand your ground. The earlier you do that the earlier the 'bullies' will stop.[/QUOTE] You're still a loser even if you win a fight.