[QUOTE=latin_geek;24738202]Be sure there's no teachers around, and improvise a weapon. Pens can make good stabbing weapons, a wooden chair is a great blunt weapon, and kicking benches can both stop your enemy and with some luck hit them in the kneecaps, which hurts like FUCK. Also forget all that "honor" bullshit. Kids at school are mean as fuck, you are not supposed to do pussy ass taekwondo, go for the nuts, bite them, grab their hair and clothing, etc.
Never ever try to kick them, it's a great opportunity for them to grab you by the leg and seriously fuck you up.
If you know you have a fight coming up, you can turn a disposable camera into a 300v tazer to use when your enemy is down.[/QUOTE]
Dude
if you end up stabbing someone in a fight at school you'll probably get expelled
not worth it
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Hell why fight at all, unless it's in self-defense it just shows you're an immature loser
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;24738195]Afgman was(is being) bullied in High School[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't not say he is a liar. Pretty much everything I seen from him has been some form of attention whoring.
I got in one fight and regret the fuck out of it. Stop being a prideful prick and ignore the dumbass, you will be more successful than him in the end.
Just take it like a man and walk away calmly afterwords.
I got a black eye but instant respect from many people including the person. Just don't show any pain.
In my school everything is settled after school down at the local park. With knives and gangs. :(
If you know you are incredibly weak.
Don't. Just don't.
Most of the fights at my high school took place on the street just a block away from the school. Or in the outdoor amphitheater during lunch so we could all have entertainment while we ate. Most fights at our school did end up in the courts though, so might as well not fight.
In terms of self defense though, just stand your ground. You may get the wind knocked out of you, but don't fight back and don't run if you want instant respect from your peers.
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plus you get kicked out of IB and honors and all that good stuff.[/QUOTE]
You go to an IB school? You just don't. That is how I did it. Stick to teachers, since most of them are stubborn as fuck. Also IB Australian teachers (Coming from Australia) have a stick too far up their ass, at least the women. So don't get near female IB australian teachers, don't get into fights, and get good grades.
Fighting in school is for "HURR DURR IM ALPHA MALE YOU INSULTED ME"-type idiots who are too daft to communicate, which is why I'm a pacifist. The only time I'd ever attempt to fight someone was if my life was threatened and I couldn't get out of the situation, get help, or talk my way out of it.
[QUOTE=Maximo13;24738558]You go to an IB school? You just don't. That is how I did it. Stick to teachers, since most of them are stubborn as fuck. Also IB Australian teachers (Coming from Australia) have a stick too far up their ass, at least the women. So don't get near female IB australian teachers, don't get into fights, and get good grades.[/QUOTE]
The IB teachers I have (which are all of them aside from P.E.) are actually really fun, but the homework and tests and stuff is extremely difficult.
Don't get in fights DERP?
:siren: By destroying the head, or removing the brain :siren:
[QUOTE=latin_geek;24738202]Be sure there's no teachers around, and improvise a weapon. Pens can make good stabbing weapons, a wooden chair is a great blunt weapon, and kicking benches can both stop your enemy and with some luck hit them in the kneecaps, which hurts like FUCK. Also forget all that "honor" bullshit. Kids at school are mean as fuck, you are not supposed to do pussy ass taekwondo, go for the nuts, bite them, grab their hair and clothing, etc.
Never ever try to kick them, it's a great opportunity for them to grab you by the leg and seriously fuck you up.
If you know you have a fight coming up, you can turn a disposable camera into a 300v tazer to use when your enemy is down.[/QUOTE]
...What schools do you go to - we have a stupid sense of honour in our school, to not do any of that stuff even if you hate the guy. It's mostly bitch fights around here though anyway. :smug:
Living in the redneck part of Georgia, I can tell you this as fact.
People used to fight so much here over stupid things, like Ford being better than Chevy or vice-versa, and eventually there was a rule in my school that whenever you get into a fight and actually hit someone, you get sent to jail. Well, people just ignored it and continued fighting and decided, "Hey, if I'm gonna get into a fight, I'll make sure it's worth it." And so the fights got to be more bloody. After a while, the local police department decided to stop arresting people because people were getting sent there daily and they were done putting up with it.
Gotta love rednecks.
My advice to OP, Learn judo and jiu jitsu. trip them and try to break their arm untill they cry for mercy
Damn, some kid in my HS got a hole in his head from getting punched in the face. And he deserved it. He called a black kid a "nigger".
[QUOTE=Afgman;24724634]and you can get expelled if you get in one fight[/QUOTE]
also they send you to Bel-Air
have sex
[QUOTE=HolyCrusade;24725531]Or, you know, don't hit him and do your best to avoid his punches or absorb them as best you can. No point in throwing away your future because you don't want to look like a pussy to a bunch of 14 year olds.[/QUOTE]
Getting in one fight throws away your future :downs:
OP is pretty dumb but I wouldn't want to go fetal like a little pussy or anything.
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