• My sister met a magical homeless clown.
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[i]That sounds magical![/i]
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Interesting. That is all I can think of after reading this.
This is probably fake.
Hey can I get my million dollars back I need to dry clean this suit
[QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;30150922]This is probably fake.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=The Vman;30132522]Here is the bill that proves Mr. Punch's existence [img]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/117/mirrondorrah2.jpg[/img] [img]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2171/mirrondorrah1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I bet it was Garry and you have to call the number to get a number to call to get a link to a website to get a number to call to get an email to send a request for a verification on your steam account to check if it has Garrys Mod so you can use garrysmod.org.
did he mention anything about floating
[QUOTE=The Vman;30151115] pictures[/QUOTE] Not only do those folds not match up on the two papers, there's obvious digital editing done and obviously he could have easily printed out the papers. Further more, the op states MR. PUNCH REIKI MASTER, SHAMAN, HOLYMAN It says it in the opposit order. Doubt the last thing I noticed means anything but if you look under holyman in the picture you can make out the word mrpunch if you try hard enough. There is no outstanding PROOF that this is true and such a stupidly odd story has to be made up.
[QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;30151739]Not only do those folds not match up on the two papers, there's obvious digital editing done and obviously he could have easily printed out the papers. Further more, the op states MR. PUNCH REIKI MASTER, SHAMAN, HOLYMAN It says it in the opposit order. Doubt the last thing I noticed means anything but if you look under holyman in the picture you can make out the word mrpunch if you try hard enough. There is no outstanding PROOF that this is true and such a stupidly odd story has to be made up.[/QUOTE] Okay first off, the folds do match. I see no digital editing and you can't get that wear and tear + grime in a day of trying to fake something. "Further more" The OP was told this by his sister (once) and hes only human, so are you really going to penalize him for not remembering something in the correct order? There is no outstanding PROOF that is is not a true story, and you should just leave the thread instead of trying to take a shit on the OP by telling him the stuff he says is fake. It made me laugh, and it made around 80 other people laugh. Even if the OP is fake, he shared a funny story with us that made us laugh, and thats all that counts. Stop trying to be an internet detective.
Yes, because the obvious blurring of the phone number is not digital editing. Of course. You sure are smart huh? Asshole.
[QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;30152545]Yes, because the obvious blurring of the phone number is not digital editing. Of course. You sure are smart huh? Asshole.[/QUOTE]Do you also think that all the events on COPS are fake, because no one has a naturally blurry face?
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;30151858]Okay first off, the folds do match. I see no digital editing and you can't get that wear and tear + grime in a day of trying to fake something. "Further more" The OP was told this by his sister (once) and hes only human, so are you really going to penalize him for not remembering something in the correct order? There is no outstanding PROOF that is is not a true story, and you should just leave the thread instead of trying to take a shit on the OP by telling him the stuff he says is fake. It made me laugh, and it made around 80 other people laugh. Even if the OP is fake, he shared a funny story with us that made us laugh, and thats all that counts. Stop trying to be an internet detective.[/QUOTE] Having faked aged paper and even notes before I personally think it looks fake too tbh. I can see individual finger prints in the "grime" even when I get my hands greasy or covered in black dirt I dont get neat finger prints on stuff, and even if I did if the note was mashed around enough to look that beat up they wouldn't last long. The paper also appears very white, lacking discoloration from any sort of age, and yet with that much damage it surely should be aged. Overall, the aging looks extremely unlikely or unrealistic to me. My first impression was definitely freshly printed with fake aging.
lol news is a lie because people's faces are blurred out.
[img]http://images.wikia.com/garfield/images/b/b0/180px-Image-Binky.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Isotope;30153349]Having faked aged paper and even notes before I personally think it looks fake too tbh. I can see individual finger prints in the "grime" even when I get my hands greasy or covered in black dirt I dont get neat finger prints on stuff, and even if I did if the note was mashed around enough to look that beat up they wouldn't last long. The paper also appears very white, lacking discoloration from any sort of age, and yet with that much damage it surely should be aged. Overall, the aging looks extremely unlikely or unrealistic to me. My first impression was definitely freshly printed with fake aging.[/QUOTE] From the looks of things it seems like he probably just violently jammed a handful of them into his pockets to hand them out. It doesn't look 'aged' per se, just wrinkled as hell. Also, you've got to ask yourself why I would take the time come up with such a long story, as well as a detailed digital editing job on the bills just to get a few laughs. [editline]31st May 2011[/editline] Also, those "fingerprints" you're seeing are part of the design on the bill. They're the striped pattern in the background. And yes it was printed on white paper. Like I mentioned earlier it looks like Mr. Punch scanned a million dollar bill and printed a bunch out, stamped his name and number on the back, and stuffed his pockets full of them.
I don't know why you'd think this guy is homeless He's got millions
Real life version of Krusty The Clown :v:
Ghost page 3? Edit: Okay now its gone
It's Gabe Newell's cousin or something.
I vote that you call the number. All in favor, say, "aye"
[img]http://goremaster.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Tim_Curry_Pennylamp.jpg[/img] IT is happening, watch as your sister floats, since they all float, Vman.
call the number and update
YOU SHALL GIVE ME THA NUMBER
oh fuck i live in woodinville i live so close oh shiiiiiiiit
Oh yea, a couple other details I left out. When he first came up to my sister in the rain, he said "Hey... turn the sprinklers off..." before giving her the bill. He also was carrying around balloon animals, but they looked like they were weeks old as the rubber was cloudy and the animals had deflated a little. The guy who runs the toystore says he made a killing in tips, and that he "would be back..."
Did you EVER call the number? Hell, if you PM'd me the number I would call it.
That's some weird shit
First Waldo dropping of giraffe statues and now magical homeless clowns?
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