• The Nerds guide to being accepted
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[QUOTE=CharlieCrane;17897993]To be eligible for this guide you must first meet the following criteria: [b]1)You spend all of your free time; Playing online games, Fapping, Facepunching[/b] 2)You bully players that are new and or do not know as much about the game than you do 3)You are seen as a social outcast in your school 4)For some reason people laugh at you 5)Your computer is your only pride and glory 6)Your room is dark and filled with dark orange furnishings 7)You post a sarcastic reply to this Thread[/QUOTE] The only criteria I meet. Am I still eligible?
[QUOTE=Doriol;17901974]you can talk to random bimbos man you're so cool[/QUOTE] I wouldn't say they aren't intelligent.
[QUOTE=Dlaor;17902074]I wouldn't say they aren't intelligent.[/QUOTE] you can talk to random girls who may or may not be intelligent you are so cool man
[QUOTE=Doriol;17902114]you can talk to random girls who may or may not be intelligent you are so cool man[/QUOTE] I agree.
[QUOTE=Dlaor;17902171]I agree.[/QUOTE] I'm glad for us
[QUOTE=Géza!;17898061]For me, the good way was putting a single "policy" into place: NEVER favour computer time over going ANYWHERE with friends. Since then, I've been to two week-long music festivals, got drunk quite some times, and all in all, became known much less as a nerd. :v:[/QUOTE] I like making other people feel pathetic:biggrin:
[QUOTE=tankkiller;17900560]This thread is horrible. You don't fap? What the hell, are you a Muslim or something?[/QUOTE] :smugdog: yeah
Hm, would gladly dump time spent on the PC for anything social, shame there's none of that for me to do.
Someone telling me to be like everyone else? Way to follow the collective...
I ended up being inexplicably popular when I first went to high school. You guys should try that. :downs:
[QUOTE=Hellduck07;17902856]I ended up being inexplicably popular when I first went to high school. You guys should try that. :downs:[/QUOTE] Depends what clique you're part of.
I am so cool with my friends and people at school. Because: 1. I am black 2. I have a fucking afro 3. I wear heelys around school 4. I wear knee socks in PE 5. I am an improv joker fagets
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;17911081]I am so cool with my friends and people at school. Because: 1. I am black 2. I have a fucking afro 3. I wear heelys around school 4. I wear knee socks in PE 5. I am an improv joker fagets[/QUOTE] 1. So? 2. Sweet... 3. Are we in sixth grad again? 4. ... See Above. 5. Improv does make you legit.
This thread and what the OP is trying to prove has fallen quite short of the intended objective. OP, get a life and stop trying to "fix" others problems or what you have deemed to be problems. No one is perfect, we are all flawed and that is what makes us unique, it is called the human syndrome.
Most of your advice sucks. Being social is one thing, but conforming is totally different. [QUOTE=Umi-hebi;17898310]fuck I haven't lost it in a few weeks [highlight](User was banned for this post (""The Game" memeshit" - mm3guy))[/highlight][/QUOTE] [sp]I fucking lose it almost every day.[/sp]
Be yourself, why be normal?
Fuck these threads are stupid, most likely made by some basement dwelling anti-social hermit in denial.
I never made fun of nerds back in High school because one day that no life nerd can become rich. like my jewish boss who screams at me everyday, you should see his high school yearbook, he looked like napoleon dynamite.
OP has no idea about anything
Eh...? Too say the truth, I feel that being a nerd is better then being a retarded idiot that cries about everything around them.... Also, make this a note. In a few years when you know everything they'll be the ones dining on the bullet. 1)You spend all of your free time; Playing on line games,Fapping,Face Punching [b] Live in Arizona where their is nothing else to do. [/b] 2)You bully players that are new and or do not know as much about the game than you do [b] Nope, frankly I just tell new players to sit in the corner and leave me alone [/b] 3)You are seen as a social outcast in your [b]school[/b] [b]I don't care, I got online classes ,and I'm allowed to graduate highschool early[/b] 4)For some reason people laugh at you [b] Last kid who laughed at me was for a good reason. (I accidentally set my pants on fire in science xD ) [/b] 5)Your computer is your only pride and glory [b] Yes, yes it is. [/b] 6)Your room is dark and filled with dark orange furnishings [b] No it's actually filled with a variety of guns and swords :P [/b] 7)You post a sarcastic reply to this Thread [b] My job. [/b]
H.W.L (Help With Life) threads are fucking hilarious.
lol sad
[QUOTE=Shugo589;17898083]My friend picked going on a raid in WoW over a date with a girl.[/QUOTE] well then he fail, pretty big time :/
What does one do if they don't meet all the requirements on that list? :raise:
I dunno, I play on my computer most of my free time and never get bullied at school
[QUOTE=Euphorium;17912613]Most of your advice sucks. Being social is one thing, but conforming is totally different. I fucking lose it almost every day.[/QUOTE] Lose what?
I hate this shit so much. In general, I am a happy man, I got awesome friends and a lovely girlfriend. I don't look that bad, sometimes I got out with friends and we enjoy the evening in a pub. I like talking to people especially girls, they tend to talk much more. [B]But[/B] also I am a passionate gamer. Playing games is a big thing to me. I play quite a bit, more than average. Then people just say "You're a geek/nerd/retard". Like what? I am aware that I generally suck at sports, I do climbing, which is awesome, I'm not fat rather thin. All those new kids and douches with their fancy new shitty music and clothes and coolness, they should really fuck themselves. Superficial assholes, I can't stand their mentality. You have to be cool and have to go out every weekend and fuck every girl, it's not my style. They should just shout their mouth. I hate seeing a "nerd" being mobbed. It's not fair, I am quite lucky that it happened to me as often. Being diffrent means your automaticly a nerd, a freak, a socially retarded idiot. And if you're interested in technological stuff, holy shit you completely ignored by everyone. Just fucking no, everyone got their lifestyle, every should keep their own business. This is really fucking stupid and I am quite pissed. Just why sometimes I think we live in a ignorant society. Listen to this, it's the most badass shit ever. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfWI-yV7TUY[/media]
To tell you the truth, most so called nerds/geeks are actually underweight
I like being a nerd, I am accepted by my own kind. I dont need to be accepted by those social faggots who fail humanity by living in a fantasy world created by commercialism. Edit: I dont want to be accepted by their world, OMG I LOVE TWILIGHT...o get the fuck out. Lawl.
[QUOTE=CharlieCrane;17897993]6)Your room is dark and filled with dark orange furnishings [/QUOTE] I am confused... Why do dark orange furnishings make you a nerd?
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