The Nerds guide to being accepted

[wewt!]

[QUOTE=The_Abbot555;17915505]I am confused... Why do dark orange furnishings make you a nerd?[/QUOTE]

Beacuse if you take the word orange and remove the letters [b]o, r, a[/b] and [b]g[/b] like so:
[b]_ _ _ n _ e[/b]
Arange the letters so that the letters [b]n[/b] and [b]e[/b] are at the front:
[b]n e _ _ _ _[/b]
And add the letters [b]e, e, r[/b] and [b]d[/b] you get:
[b]n e e e r d[/b]

[highlight][b][u]COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE![/u][/b][/highlight]

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=gmaster;17898023]
Seriously, one guy I know is a rugby player for the 1st squad, and he plays tf2 70.8 hours per 2 weeks.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like that man has good taste in games!

[Doriol]

[QUOTE=wewt!;17915683]
[highlight][b][u]COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE![/u][/b][/highlight][/QUOTE]

is wewt a shitposter? film at 11

[wewt!]

[QUOTE=Doriol;17916017]is wewt a shitposter? film at 11[/QUOTE]

The goverment is hiding the truth, orange means neeerd.
You probably planned 9/11 didn't you?[b] DIDN'T YOU?[/b]

[Zeldy]

[quote=wewt!;17915683]beacuse if you take the word orange and remove the letters [b]o, r, a[/b] and [b]g[/b] like so:
[b]_ _ _ n _ e[/b]
arange the letters so that the letters [b]n[/b] and [b]e[/b] are at the front:
[b]n e _ _ _ _[/b]
and add the letters [b]e, e, r[/b] and [b]d[/b] you get:
[b]n e e e r d[/b]

[highlight][b][u]coincidence? You decide![/u][/b][/highlight][/quote]

[b]OMG UR SO FUNNI!!!i!!!!!!!!!![/b]

[kaneangel2012]

nerds are just reeeaaalllyy coool you just dont understand

[wewt!]

[QUOTE=Zeldy;17916623][b]OMG UR SO FUNNI!!!i!!!!!!!!!![/b][/QUOTE]

I usually get that sarcastic reply from people who can't think of anything funnier.

[Zeldy]

[QUOTE=wewt!;17917551]I usually get that sarcastic reply from people who can't think of anything funnier.[/QUOTE]

I'd rather not post at all than post as unfunny as that.

[wewt!]

That must make your jokes pretty unfunny then.

[feltoni]

[QUOTE=Jzzb;17913538]I dunno, I play on my computer most of my free time and never get bullied at school[/QUOTE]

I am mates with alot of people in college, there are probably 5-6 groups of people I hang out with and I play games on my computer alot online, go on facebook and MSN. In my area in Manchester, popularity doesn't mean your dumb, if ever alot of the popular people are now in the clever classes.

[MovingSalad]

[QUOTE=BCell;17898060][b]Let's go JOGGING![/b][/QUOTE]

Is that with a silent J, Yogging?

[articpenguin]

OP, have a box.

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=CharlieCrane;17897993]Welcome to the nerds guide to being accepted.

This short guide will help the common nerd, Understand how to be accepted into the real world, And finally strum up the confidence to finally ask that girl out (You know what one i mean ;)]

To be eligible for this guide you must first meet the following criteria:

1)You spend all of your free time; Playing on line games,Fapping,Face Punching
2)You bully players that are new and or do not know as much about the game than you do
3)You are seen as a social outcast in your shcool
4)For some reason people laugh at you
5)Your computer is your only pride and glory
6)Your room is dark and filled with dark orange furnishings
7)You post a sarcastic reply to this Thread
[You get the general idea. There is more, But I are very lazy]

We need to address each individual problem one small step at a time, So here it begins....

[b]STEP 1/2):[/b]

If you are a true nerd this is your basis for life. its fun yes i agree, but in small amounts when there is honestly nothing else to do! - A nice alternative is to be outside trying new things and adventuring around. All areas of the world have hidden little gems for young adults like us to go play, Hidden in that pitch of nettles in the corner of a field or over the bottom of the woods. Take your bike take your friends maybe a lighter and some petrol have a fire. Just get out and have a look around you never know. The outside world is big and huge and stuff, There are GIRLS, lots of them, Most single, give it a go, Say hello introduce your self, get her number. Get in touch and get in her pants stop dreaming.

[b]3/4):[/b]

People most probably will not aproned you in shcool or at social enevnts becouse of the following:

You talk about strange things - Find conversation about things that others would be interested in (Music,Films,TV,Life,Current events,Problems)
Your Appearance - Dress in the latest styles and one that suits you (Try to avoid dark clothing, Or anything with chains hanging off it)
Your Actions - You are not very outspoken and keep to your self, Try to get more involved in activities and make your self known to people around you

[b]5):

[/b] SPEND LESS TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER

[b]6):[/b]

Re decorate your room. Clean and clutter free is the way froward. Light Blue walls, Beach wood floor and furnishings always the best option, Lots of light and storage, Throw out your chunky tv, get a nice LCD/LED, Get rid of the game cube and your old consoles put them away. Throw in a sound system your done.

[b]7):[/b]

Now all you Face Punchers out there that have made endless jokes up about this thread already, Bring it on, Because you are the type of people this post is about and I really don't care if you are offended im trying to help people :)

I wish you good luck !

[b](NOTE: My spelling is bad yes, Thank you for your ratings yay.)[/b][/QUOTE]

This post is why I don't want to be "cool".

[scorpion8754]

I've got an idea, wear what you want, act like you feel like you should, and do what you want.

If someone won't accept me because you look, sound or talk like a nerd, then I'm not sure they are the type of person I want to hang out with.

[Stud Muffin]

[QUOTE=onox37;17911221]1. So?
2. Sweet...
3. Are we in sixth grad again?
4. ... See Above.
5. Improv does make you legit.[/QUOTE]

High school, dawg.

[Alex_DeLarge]

You could just be fairly nerdy and have a social life also rather than being some acne-riddled teenager who has no friends and bad hygiene. What's so wrong with being different? Worked for me throughout Grade 9-12.

[5tolognadriS]

[QUOTE=CharlieCrane;17897993]
1)You spend all of your free time; Playing on line games,Fapping,Face Punching
2)You bully players that are new and or do not know as much about the game than you do
3)You are seen as a social outcast in your shcool
4)For some reason people laugh at you
5)Your computer is your only pride and glory
6)Your room is dark and filled with dark orange furnishings
7)You post a sarcastic reply to this Thread
[/quote]

1. Playing guitar, piano, reading about shit (IN BOOKS) and writing music
2.No
3. Ehh... here's the thing
4. People don't laugh at me, but about 30% of the people in my school marching band (which I for some reason signed up for a second year in) hate me because I've resorted to passing the time by pissing everybody off
5. What? No.
6. Definitely not
7. Not being sarcastic

...but I am, of course, a nerd. v:v:v

[Dummkopf]

just stop play wow 24/7/12

[5tolognadriS]

smoke weed everyday

[jordguitar]

My guide: Join the yearbook class and have a camera on you at all times. Also get out of class constantly :v:

[Hmn30]

[QUOTE=kikka;17898355][img]http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/418/268/51/o_Big_Bang_Theory_Cast.jpg[/img]

Shit like this gives an awful impression of nerds. It's all "We're so nerdy, want to Gamma my Ypsilon :smug:".[/QUOTE]

I like that show :frown:

[WallyGamer4]

So, basically what you are saying about this is that if I follow these steps I can be one of the other millions of mindless sheep? I prefer not.

[POLOPOZOZO]

With so much technology in our world today everyone has a little bit of nerd in them.

If you're going to go after someone anyway it should be wapanese.

[Nodo]

Your examples are really, really stupid.

[quote]Take your bike take your friends maybe a lighter and some petrol have a fire.[/quote]

Starting fires and burning stuff = fun? Okay.

[quote] There are GIRLS, lots of them, Most single, give it a go, Say hello introduce your self, get her number. Get in touch and get in her pants stop dreaming.[/quote]

I'd rather find a girl with similar interests and a good personality to take into a serious relationship instead of banging some random chick.

[quote]You talk about strange things - Find conversation about things that others would be interested in (Music,Films,TV,Life,Current events,Problems)[/quote]

I talk about games with my friends (including - [B]GASP - GIRLS![/B]) and they have no problems with it.

[quote]SPEND LESS TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER[/quote]

I spend a lot of my time on the computer, but doing productive things, such as video editing, game development, etc. I rarely post on forums and I haven't played a game in a while.

[quote]Get rid of the game cube and your old consoles put them away.[/quote]

I still use them, thanks.

[5tolognadriS]

yeah, jeez OP

[DuncanFrost]

i don't have the confidence to be a nerd

[Danni]

You have fucked up social aspirations.

[Metalcastr]

If people don't accept me for who I am, it's a problem on their part.

[Danni]

Enjoy a future of insecurity and self loathing

[editline]09:11PM[/editline]

@op

Damn post severing my automerge

[smurfy]

[QUOTE=CharlieCrane;17897993][b]6):[/b]

Re decorate your room. Clean and clutter free is the way froward. Light Blue walls, Beach wood floor and furnishings always the best option, Lots of light and storage, Throw out your chunky tv, get a nice LCD/LED, Get rid of the game cube and your old consoles put them away. Throw in a sound system your done.[/QUOTE]

Why do you think nerds will have crappy old TVs and old consoles, wouldn't they be the least likely to have these things?