• im too paranoid to take a shit
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You should watch Dreamcatcher.
[QUOTE=Morphology53;19036124]Unhand my stool![/QUOTE] No fuck you I ate it already.
[QUOTE=ishownomercy;19035777]Flush the toilet before you sit down. If there was any snakes there, they will now be gone.[/QUOTE] Don't encourage his stupid fear (which probably isn't true). The only way to conquer your fear is to sit on that toilet boy!
I really, really wish I knew this guy, because I'd put a snake in his toilet, then when he sees it, burst through the door and just beat him mercilessly with a snake.
When i first played Diablo 2, i was around 8 i think, i was afraid that Andariel was going to chop her claw things up my ass.
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;19036223]I really, really wish I knew this guy, because I'd put a snake in his toilet, then when he sees it, burst through the door and just beat him mercilessly with a snake.[/QUOTE] Omfg, you just made my day. I pictured that in my head... god damn that was hilarious...
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;19036215][QUOTE=Morphology53;19036124]Unhand my stool![/QUOTE] No fuck you I ate it already.[/QUOTE] I can wait.
I have a moon roof and I have to worry about my dad when dresses up as santa and comes down the chimney and falling through as I'm busting the arteries in my neck taking a massive shit
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;19036191]You should watch Dreamcatcher.[/QUOTE] hahahahaha, i get it.
When i saw this thread had pictures, i decided to gamble and see what they were. i don't know whether or not to feel let down that there arent any people cowering in fear from the toilet.
I remember reading this book a long time ago..I think it was called " Theres a snake in the toilet" this is it [img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0671870890.01._SX140_SY225_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg[/img]
The government is trying to get everyones DNA, so never shit in a government building (post office, school, DMV) Anywhere. The government is trying to get you!!
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