• Sabotaging a Vehicle
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[QUOTE=a-k-t-w;26639008]I'm almost afraid to buy a car now, what if someone decides they want destroy my car for shits 'n giggles? :saddowns:[/QUOTE] The sabotage described here seems to be more like,"X GUYS DID Y AND Z, SCREW HIS SHIT." Don't end up as X and your car is safe from those seeking revenge. Or use a garage.
Do you know how to hijack TV channels and replace the program with your own? [editline]12th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Kaizo45;26639069]The sabotage described here seems to be more like,"X GUYS DID Y AND Z, SCREW HIS SHIT." Don't end up as X and your car is safe from those seeking revenge. Or use a garage.[/QUOTE] I think he's talking about people who are like "Hey look that guy just bought a new car let's trash it for him!"
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;26639092]Do you know how to hijack TV channels and replace the program with your own? [editline]12th December 2010[/editline] I think he's talking about people who are like "Hey look that guy just bought a new car let's trash it for him!"[/QUOTE] In that case, garage and luck.
Sabotaging a computer.
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;26636521]It's pretty simple - put your blocking object into the muffler and make sure it's in there tight - if not, the pressure from the gas will just shoot it out.[/QUOTE] i kinda want to see this now
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;26639186]Sabotaging a computer.[/QUOTE] Replace all shortcuts on the desktop with .bat files that delete your %root% and %systemdrive%?
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;26639220]Replace all shortcuts on the desktop with .bat files that delete your %root% and %systemdrive%?[/QUOTE] Replace every shortcut with a link to one of those uber-goatse sites that move the window. And have the startup-queue thing start one of these links in some hidden folder stuck inside some god-forbidden corner of your drive. More assholish than "FUCK MY EVERYTHING", though.
Sounds easy. Would be pretty hard for people who can't write in batch/vbs, though.
Have fun with the lawsuit OP.
[QUOTE=.:FoxOnFire:.;26639355]Have fun with the lawsuit OP.[/QUOTE] A wise man once said the difference between a crime and a prank is you get caught in the first. Assuming you aren't caught, the victim is left confused and angry.
What about sugar in the gas tank? Doesn't that fuck it up somehow?
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;26639621]What about sugar in the gas tank? Doesn't that fuck it up somehow?[/QUOTE] Nope. It's a myth.
You could also try stuffing the fuel port with concrete foam or just dilute it with water.
dude, i love your tutorials.
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;26639220]Replace all shortcuts on the desktop with .bat files that delete your %root% and %systemdrive%?[/QUOTE] I was talking physically. i.e, which part do I wrench out to stop it from working, or just make it really glitchy?
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;26639771]I was talking physically. i.e, which part do I wrench out to stop it from working, or just make it really glitchy?[/QUOTE] Open the case up. Stab everything inside with a knife or scissors. Maybe dent up the inside bits.. Close case. This plan is flawless. FLAWLESS. You could also jam the fan or stick things inside holes. Preferable metal things, and hopefully while wearing gloves.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;26639771]I was talking physically. i.e, which part do I wrench out to stop it from working, or just make it really glitchy?[/QUOTE] Take out the CMOS battery and it will stop keeping track of time while the computers off and reset BIOS settings. And there's not really anything you can use a wrench on in a computer tower..
Do this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk5cygs_vZg&feature=related[/media]
If you want to be a huge dick you can just put water in their gas tank. Water is non-compressible so when the engine takes it in, the engine will annihilate itself.
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;26639891]If you want to be a huge dick you can just put water in their gas tank. Water is non-compressible so when the engine takes it in, the engine will annihilate itself.[/QUOTE] Sand is better
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;26639819]Take out the CMOS battery and it will stop keeping track of time while the computers off and reset BIOS settings. And there's not really anything you can use a wrench on in a computer tower..[/QUOTE] By wrench, I ment grab hold of it and twist it out of its socket/mount/circuit board
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;26639990]By wrench, I meant grab hold of it and twist it out of its socket/mount/circuit board[/QUOTE] You could add some elbow grease and use pliers to tear it out. Really, just tear out a circuit board and snip some wires and bands, you should do some amount of damage.
Stick a banana in his exhaust pipe. Get new neighbors.
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;26638706]Sugar in gas tanks doesn't do anything besides slightly reduce the potency of the fuel, despite what you may have heard.[/QUOTE] You arn't using enough sugar.
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;26638194]What's something you can sabotage that hasn't been suggested already?[/QUOTE] Gas and Water!
[QUOTE=sebmck;26640452]Gas and Water![/QUOTE] Been asked about several times already. How about Car Batteries and the fun to be had with jumper cables.
[QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;26640273]You arn't using enough sugar.[/QUOTE] They did it on Mythbusters I'm pretty sure, and nothing happened.
You forgot the classic sugar in the gas tank. [editline]11th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=TamTamJam;26641322]They did it on Mythbusters I'm pretty sure, and nothing happened.[/QUOTE] Ah, damn it.
I would be ok with this if: 1) Cars were not the 2nd most expensive investment a person makes. 2) They weren't totally dick moves to do to someone. Even if they did kick your fucking dog. (Not that people actually do this that often) 3) They weren't likely to get someone killed, or cause injury. 4) Doing this didn't break the number one thing everyone should remember: You never fuck with another persons car. Don't be a jackass. For educational practices they are fine, but seriously don't dick around with someones car. Putting sugar in the engine is seriously the most fucked up thing you could do. Depending on the engine that is about $1,500 for the engine, and then $800 worth of labor. Revenge should not cost a person that much.
Non of the: "Put X in the gas tank"? I duno how you'd be lucky enough to get the hood up on a targets car, you need to pull the hood prop lever. Although the belt idea is good, but if your in the engine area why not unplug the spark plug cables?
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