Roommate smokes a ton of and contributes nothing, how do I get rid of him?
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Calling the police and getting someone thrown in jail on drug charges just because you don't like them is pretty fucked up. You're a bad person for even thinking about doing that.
Seriously, just talk to him, give him the bottom line. A job and rent in x amount of time, or your out and that's it. Be an adult, not some whiny 13-year-old who wants to tell the police on his friend for being a dick.
are you fucking kidding me
you got free hash in pocket and youre bitching about rent, shit
give me that shit ill give you my adress
send his ass my way
Go to an expensive restaurant, order expensive food, and leave him there to pay.
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Drug Abuse Resistance Education I think.
Don't count me on that though, I'm not american.
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Learn to use it.
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Yep I was right.
And late.
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Don't pay the rent for a month, show him how it feels.
Basically, put him in a position where he's forced to either lose his house or get a job.
The weed probably isn't the problem either. It's more likely just something he fills a gap with, judging by how he acts.
What a lazy bastard, I'd go with changing apartments to the ones next to you so you don't have to move your stuff out very far because it sounds like a good idea when he realises that buying weed with his rent money isn't going to work any more.
[QUOTE=Latency;27911520]Don't pay the rent for a month, show him how it feels.
Basically, put him in a position where he's forced to either lose his house or get a job.
The weed probably isn't the problem either. It's more likely just something he fills a gap with, judging by how he acts.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, don't pay the rent when you're the only one doing it. Nothing says "fuck you" like putting the both of your asses on the street.
Calling the cops may or may not be a bad idea. Seattle is pretty weed-tolerant, and as far as I know the cops don't care very much about weed there. But it probably depends on the cop. You can talk to the police anonymously, so I would do that first and find out what you can do before calling them over.
But you should also remember that calling the cops in this situation is a pretty shitty thing to do. Unless you're in a 6 month or 1 year lease, waiting till the end of the month and moving into your own place doesn't sound like a bad option (unless you really can't afford it on your own, in which case either way you're fucked).
I smoke and I know quite a few people who smoke, and I know that he probably won't change his habits unless he's forced to. So force him. Don't try to reason, it likely won't work.
[QUOTE=Notnotprobydoby;27911247]Ok so now we have all the retarded suggestions out of the way, here is a good one.
Just smoke a bit with him tonight, and think about the situation and talk to him. You see talking to a stoner won't get you anywhere, so get stoned yourself and you'll be communicating on the same level.
Tell him he should pay rent and ofcourse he will forget it the morning after, but subconciously he will remember.
The next day he'll pay rent and your problem is solved.
You might think he is lazy, but get stoned yourself and you'll realise how far away the kitchen is, and would rather remain in hunger than get more food. So if getting food to elevate your own hunger is too much effort, getting a job is like climbing the mount everest.
Have some respect for your stoner friend, it ain't easy.
Lol, op disagrees. Guess what op, I don't have a stoner roommate who doesn't pay rent. And you do, that means you are doing something wrong, and I am doing something right. You better take notice of that instead of disagreeing.[/QUOTE]
lmao wow don't ever post about drugs again you are completely out of your element
smok wed erday
steal his weed and use it to pay for your housing costs!
This sounds like a couple of kids I know.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;27911623]Replace his weed with grass and hope he doesn't notice.[/QUOTE]
then sell the weed to pay the rent...
BRILLIANT!
Tell him you want him to either quit it or leave. Some times, being harsh is the only good option
[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss;27911029]So I live in Seattle and have a really shitty roommate. He was one of my close friends throughout high school and I thought it would be fun to live to him, but it's turned out to be really fucking shitty.
He smokes weed LIKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME. He doesn't pay rent, but his name IS on the lease. So how do I get rid of him? Talking to him doesn't work at all, and I honestly just want to call the police but I don't know how to keep my name clear from it.
And that's pretty much what I want to know, if I call the police and tell them that he smokes weed and that I'm not involved, would I still get in trouble?
Are there any other solutions available? I want him gone, I'm fucking sick of his lazy ass doing nothing while I work every day to come back to a drugged out apartment.[/QUOTE]
Crush up glass and put it in hi-
Oh, do you mean make him move out?
Uh, call the rental agent, and figure out how to kick them out.
Move out, force him to pay, or kick him out. Whether you like it or not, it will come to a point where you WILL need to confront him about this, and if non of those work, call the cops, its better that your room-mate learn sooner than later.
[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss;27911029]He smokes weed LIKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME. He doesn't pay rent, but his name IS on the lease. So how do I get rid of him?[/quote]
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[QUOTE=Notnotprobydoby;27911247]Ok so now we have all the retarded suggestions out of the way, here is a good one.
Just smoke a bit with him tonight, and think about the situation and talk to him. You see talking to a stoner won't get you anywhere, so get stoned yourself and you'll be communicating on the same level.
Tell him he should pay rent and ofcourse he will forget it the morning after, but subconciously he will remember.
The next day he'll pay rent and your problem is solved.
You might think he is lazy, but get stoned yourself and you'll realise how far away the kitchen is, and would rather remain in hunger than get more food. So if getting food to elevate your own hunger is too much effort, getting a job is like climbing the mount everest.
Have some respect for your stoner friend, it ain't easy.
Lol, op disagrees. Guess what op, I don't have a stoner roommate who doesn't pay rent. And you do, that means you are doing something wrong, and I am doing something right. You better take notice of that instead of disagreeing.[/QUOTE]
What in the fuck are you talking about? :frog:
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;27911623]Replace his weed with grass and hope he doesn't notice.[/QUOTE]
Shit in his weed.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;27911555]Yeah, don't pay the rent when you're the only one doing it. Nothing says "fuck you" like putting the both of your asses on the street.[/QUOTE]
He can just hold the money and pay it after it's due. You don't get evicted the day you're late. Hell, most of the time it takes a few [I]months[/I] to get evicted.
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Seriously, it's a great idea. Just say you're not paying your share of the rent until he gets his. He wants to act like an irresponsible child, teach him a lesson as if he is one.
Death threats
Totally fixes everything
Stop talking to him like he's your friend and start talking to him like he's the guy who's more or less robbing you and squatting in your house.
You might wanna talk to your landlord or something about getting his name struck from the lease though. Then you can physically remove him from the house if need be, and he'll have no right to come back.
Flush his weed out in the toilet, get a gun and threat him to get the fuck out
Smoke all his weed
he'll have nothing left to do but be productive
Seems his attitude is more the problem than the weed although the relaxation provided by it is probably reinforcing his lazyness.
I'd say sit down and talk to him about what is bothering you, if he can't talk you to honestly then I dunno lace his weed with something nasty?
get high with him
turn shit roommate in to best roommate ever
1. Shoot him
2. Burn the body
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!
Tell him to pay the rent or you are going to find another apartment and leaving him with the entire cost of the rent.
Did he accidentally the entire bowl of weed?
[editline]7th February 2011[/editline]
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Tell him that if he continues not paying rent you're going to have a talk with his parents (assuming they [i]do[/i] give him money for rent that he's spending on weed).
Get his weed, sell it on buy yourself new apartment.
On a serious note, kick him out, 'nuff said.
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