Roommate smokes a ton of and contributes nothing, how do I get rid of him?
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lol @ all the people who know nothing about the ganj
OP, you pay the rent and he buys the weed.
If anything this is the best kind of roommate you could have, I mean sure you're paying for the entire rent but that only gives you a reason to take half the weed he buys. In the end you both win.
And if you call the cops on him then you're fucking retarded. You'd basically be fucking him (and hopefully you if you do choose this path) over for a large chunk of his life just for something stupid like rent.
Move to another apartment and see how far he gets.
tell him: BITCH GET IN DAH CAR
super glue his balls to the sky
I dont know why my phone translated "tell him to leave" to that
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OP for the record, it was a terrible idea thinking that your best friend from HIGH SCHOOL would make a good room mate.
[QUOTE=Notnotprobydoby;27911247]Ok so now we have all the retarded suggestions out of the way, here is a good one.
Just smoke a bit with him tonight, and think about the situation and talk to him. You see talking to a stoner won't get you anywhere, so get stoned yourself and you'll be communicating on the same level.
Tell him he should pay rent and ofcourse he will forget it the morning after, but subconciously he will remember.
The next day he'll pay rent and your problem is solved.
You might think he is lazy, but get stoned yourself and you'll realise how far away the kitchen is, and would rather remain in hunger than get more food. So if getting food to elevate your own hunger is too much effort, getting a job is like climbing the mount everest.
Have some respect for your stoner friend, it ain't easy.
Lol, op disagrees. Guess what op, I don't have a stoner roommate who doesn't pay rent. And you do, that means you are doing something wrong, and I am doing something right. You better take notice of that instead of disagreeing.[/QUOTE]
Shut the fuck up Donny,
OP, You can go to the police and talk to them about it and chances are they'll come and arrest him or dial 911 but I'm pretty sure you can just go to the police station.
Or you can just be assertive and tell him to stop being a lazy piece of shit and that he has a week to get his shit together or you're kicking him out. Don't do any passive aggressive bullshit just put your foot down and tell him what's up. If he doesn't change get his punk ass arrested.
BUT, only call the cops if you don't possess anything illegal.
Just wait until he dies from the weed
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;27911082]Put a pillow over his face while he's sleeping for about 30-40 minutes or less, that helps prevent the urge to smoke.[/QUOTE]
but that will kill him and then he will be charged of a murder and then he will be going to jail and then.. nooo dont do that
Here's an idea. Stop being a pussy and confront him.
Moral of the story, be an adult and confront him.
Crazy, I live in Seattle, have a roommate who was a good buddy of mine in high school who smokes a lot of weed, but he actually pays rent. Though I can agree, coming home to an apartment that constantly reeks of weed can be obnoxious.
Couldn't you go to the landlord and tell them the situation? I mean, if he isn't paying rent and has no intention to, I think that may be grounds to get him out of the apartment. And if his name isn't on the lease then you would have absolutely no problem kicking him out.
Or you could go to his parents, "expressing your concerns" by telling them where their money is actually going.
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Or you can not be a bitch, sit down with him, get high and rationally ask him to start paying the rent. Roommates only get worse if you fight them every step of the way. Compromise and everything should get better.
try to suck his dick. even if he fights back. just tackle him to the ground, pull off his jeans as he struggles, then start to violently suck his dick.
he will move out or start to pay rent after that.
[QUOTE=FryedSmith;27915963]Shut the fuck up Donny,
OP, You can go to the police and talk to them about it and chances are they'll come and arrest him or dial 911 but I'm pretty sure you can just go to the police station.
Or you can just be assertive and tell him to stop being a lazy piece of shit and that he has a week to get his shit together or you're kicking him out. Don't do any passive aggressive bullshit just put your foot down and tell him what's up. If he doesn't change get his punk ass arrested.
BUT, only call the cops if you don't possess anything illegal.[/QUOTE]
Stupid idea.
Take the weed for yourself. If he has no weed he'll leave.
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[QUOTE=MerzBro;27917382]try to suck his dick. even if he fights back. just tackle him to the ground, pull off his jeans as he struggles, then start to violently suck his dick.
he will move out or start to pay rent after that.[/QUOTE]
Uhh what happens if he likes it?
So many stoners in this thread.
Kill him on a drug fueled rage.
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Uhh what happens if he likes it?[/QUOTE]
its a win-win situation
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;27918807]So many stoners in this thread.[/QUOTE]
You mention it and they will come. Not like there's anything better to do.
ask him to give you some
chill
here's another cool prank you can pull on him, in order to get him to pay rent:
when he's sleeping, creep into his room, then in one quick motion pull off his bedsheets and start to furiously suck his dick. this will surely show him you mean business.
[QUOTE=yuki;27911174]Remove your name from the lease and find a new apartment.[/QUOTE]
this
whats better than ruining your friend than having him ruin himself?
Meh, I've always kinda had a hatred for stoners. Everyone else I can deal with. Usually a bunch of good for nothing shits who wont shut the hell up bout their precious drugs. Won't be surprised if they end up regretting it later. Oh course I'm probably gonna get dumbs from the stoners in this thread.
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;27919034]Meh, I've always kinda had a hatred for stoners. Everyone else I can deal with. Usually a bunch of good for nothing shits who wont shut the hell up bout their precious drugs. Won't be surprised if they end up regretting it later. Oh course I'm probably gonna get dumbs from the stoners in this thread.[/QUOTE]
I agree, but I find they all grew up into useless pieces of shit after high-school, but such is life on Long Island NY.
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;27919034]Meh, I've always kinda had a hatred for stoners. Everyone else I can deal with. Usually a bunch of good for nothing shits who wont shut the hell up bout their precious drugs. Won't be surprised if they end up regretting it later. Oh course I'm probably gonna get dumbs from the stoners in this thread.[/QUOTE]
Yeah alot of them think they're better because they get high and stop caring about their life.
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;27919034]Meh, I've always kinda had a hatred for stoners. Everyone else I can deal with. Usually a bunch of good for nothing shits who wont shut the hell up bout their precious drugs. Won't be surprised if they end up regretting it later. Oh course I'm probably gonna get dumbs from the stoners in this thread.[/QUOTE]
everyone makes their own choices and it annoys me 2the maxxx when people judge
Your roommate has a filthy, disgusting habit. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise. He is a slave to a plant and is slowly deteriorating his health.
Sever all contact with this person as soon as you can.
[QUOTE=rebellious;27919116]everyone makes their own choices and it annoys me 2the maxxx when people judge[/QUOTE]
Oh boo hoo, everyone judges other people, pretty much every second of every day. You have done it before too, don't deny that. Besides, we're allowed to have opinions.
Get a Small Chilli and cut the non stem end off, Rub it on his fingertips when he is asleep
And when he goes for a morning piss
well....
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to MerzBro,
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[QUOTE=DinoJesus;27919034]Meh, I've always kinda had a hatred for stoners. Everyone else I can deal with. Usually a bunch of good for nothing shits who wont shut the hell up bout their precious drugs. Won't be surprised if they end up regretting it later. Oh course I'm probably gonna get dumbs from the stoners in this thread.[/QUOTE]
I love how everyone who's against weed always refers to it as "drugs." It's just weird because I don't know anyone anymore in real life that's anti-weed so I always just hear it as weed or pot or whatever. Then I come here and I see so many people against weed and I'm just like, wow really? People are still against it nowadays when it's so obvious nothing is wrong with it and so many people do it? People just need to get over it and get their facts straight, I mean [I]come on[/I].
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