• Roommate smokes a ton of and contributes nothing, how do I get rid of him?
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Solution: Smoke pot with him. You're his roommate, you pretty much have free unlimited access.
Punch him till he goes limp. Then tie his body up, truck it out to the woods or somewhere unrecognizable, dump it, then leave.
I think i have a solution for you, OP. Two words: Bathtub Chair
[QUOTE=Stickguy7;27911172]Oh...I thought it said his friend was not on the lease, that was a mistake on my part. Its 2:40 am where I am at so i kind of missed that.[/QUOTE] MORE LIKE 4:20 AM AMIRITE GUYS!? HA Ha [I]ha [/I]
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;27919034]Meh, I've always kinda had a hatred for stoners. Everyone else I can deal with. Usually a bunch of good for nothing shits who wont shut the hell up bout their precious drugs. Won't be surprised if they end up regretting it later. Oh course I'm probably gonna get dumbs from the stoners in this thread.[/QUOTE] Good job stereotyping every single person who smokes weed as a "good for nothing shit". Prejudiced bastard.
just tell him to smoke outside and not be around when hes high
[QUOTE=Lebowski;27911303]that's not how being stoned works. you obviously don't spend a lot of time around stoners, or have even had to deal with a stoned roommate. you're not doing something "right", you just haven't been in that situation. :colbert: and, op, you need to talk to him when he's not high, you need to get angry, you need to shout, you need to break shit, you need to show that you are NOT fucking around and that he has got to pay the rent. talk to your landlord about getting him removed or something. you need to send a message, and you need to show that you are serious.[/QUOTE] Buy a cheap shitty vase just for breaking. Then make him pay for the vase double the price.
I love it how all the stoners get so defensive when you insult their precious drugs. Honestly, considering the fact that the people who say marijuana is ok are on it, kinda makes me doubt it has no health problems. [QUOTE]Smoking marijuana can cause significant health problems. Marijuana contains more than 400 chemicals, of which 60 are cannabinoids. Smoking a marijuana cigarette deposits about three to five times more tar into the lungs than one filtered tobacco cigarette. Consequently, regular marijuana smokers suffer from many of the same health problems as tobacco smokers, such as chronic coughing and wheezing, chest colds, and chronic bronchitis. In fact, studies show that smoking three to four joints per day causes at least as much harm to the respiratory system as smoking a full pack of cigarettes every day. Marijuana smoke also contains 50 to 70 percent more carcinogenic hydrocarbons than tobacco smoke and produces high levels of an enzyme that converts certain hydrocarbons into malignant cells. In addition, smoking marijuana can lead to increased anxiety, panic attacks, depression, social withdrawal, and other mental health problems, particularly for teens. Research shows that kids aged 12 to 17 who smoke marijuana weekly are three times more likely than nonusers to have suicidal thoughts. Marijuana use also can cause cognitive impairment, to include such short-term effects as distorted perception, memory loss, and trouble with thinking and problem solving. Students with an average grade of D or below were found to be more than four times as likely to have used marijuana in the past year as youths who reported an average grade of A.[/QUOTE] And now your probably gonna say all these facts are false, and that your precious little blunts arent harming you, while their filling your lungs with tar.
The way you ask how to get rid of him makes it sound like you want us to tell you to use a can of Raid.
These are all horrible ideas. I think 8/10 of the people suggesting things have never lived outside of their parents house. You can't just not pay rent to teach him a lesson. That's just going to get you both in deep shit. Talk to your room mate, tell him you need him to step up and pay rent, or you are going to get him removed from the house. If his name isn't on the lease, then you can talk to the people you rent from about getting him removed. You don't have to call the cops, and it wouldn't really do much if you did. He would get in trouble, and get released, and have to do community service, so really you just got rid of him smoking, and did nothing for him giving you money. If his name is on the lease, then just move the fuck out. It's not worth the trouble, or money wasted paying to live with some d-bag. [editline]7th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=DinoJesus;27921155]I love it how all the stoners get so defensive when you insult their precious drugs. Honestly, considering the fact that the people who say marijuana is ok are on it, kinda makes me doubt it has no health problems. And now your probably gonna say all these facts are false, and that your precious little blunts arent harming you, while their filling your lungs with tar.[/QUOTE] Marijuana arguments have gone both ways forever. There's just as many people proving it kills you, as there are people proving it's harmless. Either way, the pot isn't the issue. It wouldn't matter if he just smoked all the time, or wasted his money on video games and hookers. The real issue is he isn't paying his due, so arguing about the "terrible life choice" of smoking pot is really a moot point.
[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss;27911029]So I live in Seattle and have a really shitty roommate. He was one of my close friends throughout high school and I thought it would be fun to live to him, but it's turned out to be really fucking shitty. He smokes weed LIKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME. He doesn't pay rent, but his name IS on the lease. So how do I get rid of him? Talking to him doesn't work at all, and I honestly just want to call the police but I don't know how to keep my name clear from it. And that's pretty much what I want to know, if I call the police and tell them that he smokes weed and that I'm not involved, would I still get in trouble? Are there any other solutions available? I want him gone, I'm fucking sick of his lazy ass doing nothing while I work every day to come back to a drugged out apartment.[/QUOTE] Jew him in court.
Reminds me of Scumbag Steve.
Stick Creepers into his weed.
Tell his parents where their money is really going. Then, get rid of all of his weed, if you know what I mean.
smoke 50 bowls and then decide what to do
Roommate smokes a ton of.
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;27921155]I love it how all the stoners get so defensive when you insult their precious drugs. Honestly, considering the fact that the people who say marijuana is ok are on it, kinda makes me doubt it has no health problems. And now your probably gonna say all these facts are false, and that your precious little blunts arent harming you, while their filling your lungs with tar.[/QUOTE] You're so misinformed there's no hope
[QUOTE=halo4life;27919605]I love how everyone who's against weed always refers to it as "drugs." It's just weird because I don't know anyone anymore in real life that's anti-weed so I always just hear it as weed or pot or whatever. Then I come here and I see so many people against weed and I'm just like, wow really? People are still against it nowadays when it's so obvious nothing is wrong with it and so many people do it? People just need to get over it and get their facts straight, I mean [I]come on[/I].[/QUOTE] hay hay hay errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry day [img]http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/images/photos/Fresh_Hay.JPG[/img]
My two cents: All roommates must pay their share. So this means it's on YOU to not be roommates with anyone you aren't sure will be reliable OR you aren't going to whine about it later when they don't pay. If someone is a smoker before you move in with them, guess what? They'll be a smoker after you're living together. It's your fault if you don't like it. If someone is doing something illegal, you have a right to protect your interests. You have to be the one to make the call if bringing cops into it is a good idea. I tend to think it's not, cops aren't your friends. If they can take your roommate away they will, but if they can take you away too they will also do that- beware. If you signed a lease then you are stuck there for that time, unless there is a contractual way out for you, like getting someone else to assume your share of the lease. Living with friends is not the worst idea, but it's not the best either. Friends have a way of expecting you to pick up the slack for them, after all you're friends right? But renting a place together is business first and foremost, friendship doesn't pay the rent.
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;27923685]cops aren't your friends. If they can take your roommate away they will, but if they can take you away too they will also do that- beware. Friends have a way of expecting you to pick up the slack for them, after all you're friends right? But renting a place together is business first and foremost, friendship doesn't pay the rent.[/QUOTE] That depends on who the Cop is and who the Friend is. Cops in my city would probably just do what you tell them to(in a very professional way, with [I]hats[/I]) and then go back to standing in front of a building's entrance for another 12 hours straight. But it's ok because they have [I]hats.[/I] [editline]8th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=BANNED USER;27915939]OP for the record, it was a terrible idea thinking that your best friend from HIGH SCHOOL would make a good room mate.[/QUOTE] Again, depends. If you met [B]my[/B] best friends, you'd take that back.
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;27919034]Meh, I've always kinda had a hatred for stoners. Everyone else I can deal with. Usually a bunch of good for nothing shits who wont shut the hell up bout their precious drugs. Won't be surprised if they end up regretting it later. Oh course I'm probably gonna get dumbs from the stoners in this thread.[/QUOTE] Well I do know a fair amount of stoners up in where I'm studying, but I guess its Canada so everyone's a stoner.
stop him before he overdoes on weed
Make da weed brownies an ting.
[QUOTE=Explosions;27925405]stop him before he overdoes on weed[/QUOTE] overdose him on weed before he stops
[QUOTE=halo4life;27919605]when it's so obvious nothing is wrong with it and so many people do it? [/QUOTE] That's kind of the problem right there. You aren't going to die from weed, you won't get addicted (physically), but weed is a fucking crutch. How easy is it to go smoke and get away from your problems? Too easy. That's my problem with it.
Steal his weed and sell it for rent money, consider it his contribution.
When he is sleeping steal the weed and money and hide it and tell him to get a job and pay rent to get back his shit.
take a sip of the potion and hit the 3wheel motion then throw him in the gutta and go buy anotha
Throw his 360 in the river
[QUOTE=overdoom;27928333]Throw his 360 in the river[/QUOTE] It'd be better to sell it, that way he'd get some rent money.
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